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病弱总裁的契约小狐狸

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【双强掉马+先婚后爱+极限互演】 我,江敛,国安王牌特工,代号银狐。任务目标是接近那个病秧子总裁顾衍舟。 为了色诱,我在洗手间排练“我见犹怜”,结果被正主全程围观。我面不改色:“看什么看?没看过未来的顾太太补妆吗?” 他居然当真了,当场求婚:“契约结婚,各取所需。” 我狂喜——任务目标送上门!他以为自己娶了个花瓶小明星,却不知道我是来抄他老底的。 直到某天,我半夜用柠檬汁写密信,第二天他递来一瓶柠檬汁:“以后想喝跟我说,别自己榨,手酸。” 我脊背一凉。 当晚,杀手潜入,他把我拉到身后,甚至没看清动作杀手就被卸了下巴按在地上。他回头,依然笑得温柔:“抱歉,没吓到你吧?” 我看着杀手眼中比我更惊恐的眼神—— 妈的,这病秧子,好像比我还能演。
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