That night absolutely NOTHING happened.
The next night absolutely NOTHING happened. We did beat the All Might 2 remake though.
The next night absolutely NOTHING-
Never mind I was wrong, something did happen (gasp).
And no, I did not take shrooms which led up to that very unfunny sequence.
I got a message, a message from an unknown contact.
'No way! My first scam?!'
I looked to my left and right but no one was there to share the moment with me.
I checked the message.
It read: "can you read this? Because I definitely cannot."
'Eh? Where's the free All Might handshake offer?'
I replied since I had nothing better to do and it was 10:42 PM.
"Who is this person who I almost definitely don't know personally?"
Almost 20 seconds later it dinged.
"We never did exchange names did we?"
It clicked immediately.
"My names Takaba Kurusu then."
"Cool."
"Keel isn't it."
"Can you spell it right otherwise it takes five business days to spell it out completely."
"👍"
"Emojis aren't exactly helpful either."
"I see."
"I don't."
I'll admit, that got a chuckle out of me.
"Can you play video games?"
"Not really, no."
"Sorry for your loss."
"You've said sorry for my ability to not play video games, yet not my sight?"
"I mean your basically daredevil if you think about it."
"Who's that?"
"Blind dude who gets into one too many fights he shouldn't even be considered to be a part of."
"You're the one who attacked me first. Who attacks women on sight anyway. Was I too pretty and you got jealous?"
"Heh. I'll have you know I used to be the prettiest little princess just one month ago. And you'd be surprised at how much misogyny there is in the world."
After having seen half of my female classmates hero costumes I was worried for the original author's sanity, and of course wondering if they had been jailed yet.
Somehow I just got used to it, it's kind of just there and if I think about it too hard I realise the absurdity of the situation.
"I'd pay to see that lol."
A very sudden thought crossed my mind.
'Would that be too far? Ah who cares."
I responded.
"You'd pay to see anything ngl."
"HAHAHA."
"Oops that was sent automatically."
"Don't worry, nice to know I'm hilarious."
"Yeah, thanks for that. Most people believe it's taboo to say that around me."
"I can see why."
"I know YOU can."
"Is this going to be the only joke we have or something?"
"I'm sure something else will come up soon."
"Well, I gotta go, see ya Kurusu! My name is Hiromi Shimizu."
"See ya Shimizu."
I fell asleep quickly after that.
It was the next day when I woke up.
Midoriya and Bakugo were back in classes, not going to lie I didn't even think about it. It could've registered but I wouldn't know.
We were in class when I had a premonition.
'Hmm?'
I didn't know what was going to happen but something was. Or I was just hungry, who knows.
I payed attention.
Aizawa said.
"Now that Midoriya is back… let's talk about work studies for real."
He turned his head to the door.
"Come on in."
'The premonition!"
The big 3 had arrived.
Unfortunately I could end the chapter here- I mean unfortunately I had to pay attention because otherwise I would get roped into something without knowing.
"Let's get right into it. How about some introductions? Starting with you, Amajiki."
The so called Amajiki just glared at us before muttering something and turning his head, pressing it into the wall.
"I WANNA GO NOW!"
'An introvert? I guess… the other big three are definitely going to have extreme personalities aren't they..?'
Amajiki had black hair and a pointed face, the other member of the big three was a female.
She stepped forward.
Isn't it funny that people call that having the heart of a flea? So weird! He's Tamaki Amajiki, the flea, and I'm Nejire Hado. We came here today to talk to you about work studies."
Then she asked Shoji a question and just as he was about to anwser she moved on, asking another question.
This continued about six times.
'Haaah, and I already know the last guy.'
Mirio said a very bad joke, I'm so ashamed that I couldn't even remember it, it was instantly wiped form my memory.
After a little speech he proclaimed loudly.
"How about… you take me all on?!"
'I refuse to participate.'
I had a win loss streak against him. I had won once and never talked to him again.
This was years ago though, surely, surely he wouldn't hold this against me.
We were in gym gamma, all in our training outfits.
I watched as class 1-A congregated in a little group.
Mirio asked who would take him on first, and surprisingly Midoriya stepped up first.
I'm not sure why he said that, because the entirety of the class also attacked with him.
I just watched, no popcorn in hand.
It seemed Midnight had stolen it all in revenge for having no sweet popcorn.
'Dammit, how'd she find the stash?! Ain't you meant to be teaching?!'
She either had a lot more free time than I thought or was incredibly good at finding things.
I watched as Mirio took down the long range attackers first, phasing behind them.
He took care of it easily.
After they got back up, everyone knew this. He was very strong.
Someone even called him invincible.
'Nah he's not, I can see him right there!'
Sometimes I hate myself.
Midoriya managed to think of a counter but was still taken down. He then took everyone down and looked at me.
"You not participating Kurusu?"
"Well I've already shown my superiority once haven't I?" I said nonchalantly.
"Well that was-" He started.
"One… Nil… Pal." I said slowly.
"Oh it's on."
'Gulp!'
Mirio decided to walk towards me, slowly.
"What, not going to show me your junk?"
He didn't say anything in response.
After about three seconds he was directly infront of me.
"Already set up a portal?"
"Perchance."
He threw an left hook and when I tried to block it, he used his quirk.
His arm sailed through mine before he angled himself, using his other hand to stop me from moving.
I responded by leaning back as his hand tried to slap me. And used my own hand to slap him.
His slap missed and mine went through his head.
I used this momentary blindness to stretch a portal at his feet and drop him through.
Since his quirk removed all feeling of his head while permeable once he returned again, he was slipping.
"Woah?!"
He jumped back.
"I'm going to be honest, this will either end in a win for me or a draw."
My face didn't show any kind of confidence. I didn't need it, I knew what I said was true.
A/N: I tried to make his personality change quite a lot after removing his cat ears, did ya notice?