Authors note: I'm back MFs chapter releases for all fics will slow down so I don't reinjure myself but yeah we back.
"We let them be because we believe one of them has a sacred gear."
I turned to look at Rias who had answered me. My face was deadpan as if that was the stupidest reason I had heard.
"Rias I understand not calling the cops as that would cause you to lose access to them. But you could've atleast used some devil mind magic to make them better people." As I rubbed my temples.
Rias was about to retort but I held up my hand.
"It doesn't matter anyway. The pervert name Issei Hyodou had a sacred gear. Keyword had that is. His other two morons are painfully normal."
I said as a matter of fact.
"What do you mean had? He must still have it he's still alive after all!"
Rias was getting upset. Oh satans she was actually thinking of recruiting that piece of filth.
"Oh right not many know about it. Although anyone who's been around Kalana Flauros while drunk knows about it."
"Know about?"
Sona was the one who asked.
"That my ancestor, Kalana Flauros, created a technique to steal and transplant a sacred gear into oneself. There are some limitations though. For one it can only be used by those with the Flauros Bloodline ability. Two it can fail in its use, several factors apply to this. Three wether it succeeds or fails it can only ever be used once. Fourth, and finally, is to use a chant that resonates with the gear in question. The only upside or downside depending on perspective is the target won't die from this."
Everyone but Aina was shocked. However my only thought was where was Kuroka right now. Actually I don't see her sister either. I guess she dragged her sister off somewhere. But anyway.
"After all Rias…"
Rias looked suddenly worried.
"…How else would I have this? Ddraig was wasted on that filthy ant anyway."
The Boosted Gear appeared on my arm she knew I had it but had no clue how or why I had it. I refused to acknowledge or even elaborate on her bewilderment earlier.
Rias looked angry
"You stole a Longinus class sacred gear from someone I was planning to recruit!?"
"Yes, and if you wish for me to take your complaint seriously, stop being so lazy and actually train."
"Wa- huh!? What do you my by that!?"
"Rias you are a high class devil in power alone. In combat skill and experience you are upper low class to middle class at best. You have no combat experience against devils who would actually be a challenge. Hell as much as I loathed to admit it Riser could beat you. Your brother would never tell you this because he's a siscon. Not to mention your peerage."
"What's wrong with my peerage!?"
"Rias I'll admit your peerage has very high potential. However, they are being held back by there personal issues."
Akeno and Kiba kept smiling but I could tell it was fake.
"Akeno is a half fallen angel. Her ability to use holy power would give you a frankly disgusting advantage in rating games or any other combat involving devils. However, she refuses to because of her daddy issues. Issues that wouldn't even exist if she heard Baraquiels side of the story. But that's not my story to tell."
"What do you mean daddy issues!? We're are you getting your information!? That man abandoned us!"
Akeno broke her usual levelheaded facade.
"You forget what the Flauros family does for the supernatural world. It's true that Ajuka and his Kankara formula were used to create the Devil Net. But you forget the Flauros families ability. Satan Beelzebub has, from the beginning, given the task to monitor, enforce security, and collect information from the Devil Net to the Flauros family."
I smirked maliciously
"We have more dirt on the supernatural world than any other Devil household. How else do you think that disgusting freak Diodora got exposed?"
*sigh*
"So yes I know things. And you should know the only person our family is obligated to share with is Satan Beelzebub."
Akeno was clearly upset. Rias was shocked and also worried about me knowing about her browser history. Which I do, I also know Sona's but that's part of why I don't like her. She's boring the only thing interesting on her search history is downloading episodes of her sisters show to watch in private.
"Your knight on the other hand… His problem is his survivors guilt, and the sucidal rampage he'd probably go on if he saw a holy sword. Not to mention how uncreative he is with sword birth. It's a sacred gear that can create a demonic sword for any purpose. Granted he would need to increase his demonic power to create something truly absurd. But all he does sword + element. Not to mention his lack of physical strength, speed only gets you so far."
Kiba didn't lash out like Akeno, but his smile obviously cramped.
"Koneko's problem will probably be resolved soon by Kuroka. After all Kuroka caused most of Koneko's issues. Her remaining problem though is the opposite of Kiba's. Her strength is exceptional, but if she can't hit someone because they are too fast it doesn't matter."
I let them digest my words befor continuing.
"And Gasper… were do I begin with him. So first issue is his absurd social anxiety causing him to lose control of his sacred gear. You are honestly make it worse by locking him in a room. Probably the dumbest decision your brother ever made. But he's not a psychologist so I'll forgive him. You need to get him around people. I'm not saying drop him in a crowded room full of people. I'm saying slowly get him acquainted with people who he can be friends with to boost self confidence. The other issue is…"
"Is it his cross dressing?"
Sona of all people asked that.
"What!? No his other issue is his internet addiction. And as a personal note I've had to personally ban him on thirty message boards for using slurs. Your bishop is a rage baiting gremlin while on the computer, despite his shy feminine appearance."
Rias looked at me like I said said the moon was made of cheese and then found out I was telling the truth.
*sigh* I pulled out my phone
"let me pull up some of the chat history in the message boards. Here this is Gasoper finding an IP address is nothing for a Flauros."
I showed her the message board and specifically pulled up a log from a recent movie made by the devil faction.
Rias looked at her eyes went wide with disbelief.
"T-there is no way this is Gasper. This paragraph is 90% slurs and swearing."
"Rias your Bishop spends 20 hours a day on the computer and has recived no less than 127,684 death threats in the last 2 months, and that number is still climbing. 684 of them were from this month alone. Reminder the month started a week ago. And this is a slow week by past metrics."
I heard a ping and looked down at my phone
"127,685 now… yes this is such a problem I made a bot that updates me when gasper gets a death threat."
Rias looked like she was going to cry.
"Rias, please get your bishop some help or I will have to report Gasper to Ajuka."
Rias paled she knew we could do anything like arrest him, but we sure could make Gasper's life infinitely more difficult.
Authors note: yes I'm aware what Gasper is actually like on the computer. I just thought the portrayal of some one with level of crippling social anxiety would be nice on the computer was just wrong. I also thought this would be more funny and entertaining to write which it was.