We were walking around Kuoh until we found a quiet place behind the gym.
"So are you going to tell me what you and Ddraig were talking about earlier?"
"Yes I am in fact. So you remember the day I asked mom if i could come to the human world to fill out my peerage right?"
"Yes, what about it? I mean I thought it was strange after all you hate weaklings."
Aina wasn't sure what I was getting at.
"Okay you might want to brace yourself for what I'm about to tell you."
I then proceed to explain everything that was suddenly crammed into my head that day. That I initially wanted to check to see if any of the things I learned were true. some were some weren't. For one the Gusion, Marchosias, Valefor, Malphas, and our own Flauros Family. Were extinct in that story. However the events such as the war and other things that caused said houses to go extinct happened, we just survived them. Other things were things like Rias's engagement to Riser and the pervert having the boosted gear two things so specific I couldn't explain it.
She was taking the information extremely well. I didn't tell her everything like Trihexa, The Machine Gods of ExE coming way later or Big G being dead. Felt like that was a massive secret I wasn't supposed to know. The Machine Gods would be inherently countered by The Flauros family bloodline ability hilarious considering a being that could instant kill Great Red could be countered by one Single Devil family. Honestly most of the problems of that story could be resolved rather easily if certain entities actually stepped out of retirement maybe not the machine gods though.
Another difference from the story was the great war. A good deal of gods and legendary figures that died in that were still alive here.
"So questions?"
"Yes I have just two actually. First i assume you wanted to find out how much will and will not happen involving that story, correct?"
"Pretty much, I've confirmed a few other things as well, but nothing important at the moment. We are going to Kyoto soon this weekend though."
"I can assume the reason based on past events and what you've told me. So glad mom is friends with Yasaka. It would be infinitely harder for us to meet her if we weren't her kids. Anyway my second question I believe you probably also asked yourself as well. Why does that version of our world run on titties? Also poor Ddraig no wonder he wasn't mad you took him."
[It was... hard seeing myself suffer through that. Personally your also a better candidate anyway. If what i saw about Albion's wielder is true. Then we will be more evenly matched when he shows up.]
"So why do you have this information anyway?"
"That and the world running on boobs are the two things I can't answer. And in the end does it truly matter if things from it happen we deal with it. If they don't then whatever."
I shrugged.
"That's a good way to look at it."
she latched onto me. my arm now between her large cleavage. I will partially agree with one thing in that story boobs are nice, but honestly every part of a woman is beautiful why focus on one thing.
We walked and talked until it was around the time for second years gym class. when we spotted the infamous Pervert Trio. They were waiting girls change through a hole in a wall. Now I Don't like the majority of humans because they are weak as hell. It is why I refer to them as ants. But I also cannot stand Perverts and Sexual deviants.
Its why I beat Diodora Astaroth within and inch of his life after I found out about his fucked up fetish.
Never post something shady on a message board run by a Flauros. We can and will Dox you for crimes you admit to "anonymously" on the internet. He was thrown out of his family and Ajuka had to write a massive apology to Heaven about the whole ordeal.
"Sister would like to do the honors."
I smiled at her sweetly
"With pleasure"
To anyone else her smile right now would be horrifying, but to me it was beautiful.
The spell, or more accurate to say curse, took hold quickly. It was a simple curse. It made it impossible for them to have an erection no matter what unless the caster decides to end the curse.
Their looks of horror, confusion, and wails of despair were music to my ears. It was even better when the girls rushed out and beat them with wooden swords. Maybe I will enjoy my time here, but probably not.
We got bored shortly after and arrived at the old school building Rias uses for her club and house currently. Again no clue why. She has a family estate out of town and she can teleport yet choses to live in an old school building. Y'know what I'm going to ask her if i can just live there. Her nonsense is giving me a headache.
I'd respect her more if she was an actual challenge to fight. she has no experience in fighting outside of weak strays.
We entered the room they use for their meeting, A.K.A Rias's "Office" they were all there and someone else i didn't expect.
"Oh... its you... Hello Sitri."
My tone clearly displaying my displeasure. I teally don't like her. I looked at my sister she had a similar displeased expression on her face. Oh how i wish i could cheer up my sister by making the problem go away. However I'm not stupid enough to piss off a sis-con Satan like Serafall. I can get away with Rias because related. And I found that uniform and red wig in Sirzechs closet. But I got nothing on Serafall. Sona on the other hand.
"If your here to lecture me about skipping class I only have to press a button, and Serafall will drag you off to be in her magical girl show."
she looked at me horrified while her peerage looked confused they didn't know me of course so that was expected.
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Sitri you know very much I would. I've made it clear i do not like you or your attitude. I can't retaliate against you directly because of your sister and who she is. However, if you don't want those pictures of you dressed as a magical girl doing posses like your sister to end up on Serafalls phone. You will not lecture me about me skipping class."
It was Rias's turn to be surprised. Not even she knew about Sona secretly liking magical girls, while telling her sister she hated them. Her Peerage was just as surprised.
"I actually wasn't going to do that."
she was obviously lying but i let is slide.
"I wanted to ask if you cursed the perverted trio."
"Oh that, Yes. Well technically Aina cast the curse but i asked her to do so same thing really. I don't know why you let those filthy sex offender run wild in this school. All the boys here are perverts, but at least everyone else is quiet and not so blatant about it. So we put a fitting curse on them instead of killing them like I normally would."
Sona and Rias paled at my casual mention of murder.
"Oh for fuck sake we are devils I know we are not as evil as we used to be, but we are not angels or paragons of virtue. Hell even angels kill if its justified. Gabriel literally has the highest body count out of all the angels in heaven despite her personality."
After my little outburst I continued.
"But yes the curse will prevent them form "getting it up" as it were to be polite to your delicate moral maiden sensibilities."
Was I being petty? Oh absolutely. Was I enjoying it? Again yes.
Rias and Sona looked shocked at the curse i mentioned.
"So anyway back to my question. Why did you let them run wild?"
Authors note: considering how well this is doing compared to my least popular fic on my rotation. I will be putting this one on rotation and doing the other when ever I fee like