SF Chapter 34: R18 and Big Bran
On Monday, after that small mix-up at the family dinner, Daniel was at Penny's place.
"Oh my God, Penny!" He exclaimed, watching her breasts bouncing as she rode him. Then praised, "what a great work he did!"
Even God seemed to agree with him, since no bolt of punishment was heard.
"Daniii," she moaned loudly, leaning down so they could kiss.
Penny had a few spasms, a clear sign of orgasm. Seeing that she had already reached hers and was slowing down, Daniel used both hands, grabbed her ass, quickened the pace, and finally got his own.
She collapsed exhausted on top of him.
After the two of them caught their breath, they lazily started kissing, the movements down below already quite scarce.
"Wow, that was incredible, my little money coin," he gave her one last kiss.
Penny smirked. "Yeah, you were not half bad." She finally 'disconnected' from him and rolled to the side.
He gave a nasal snort at the provocation. "Not half bad?!" He pulled the toilet paper from the nightstand, took off the condom, and cleaned himself.
"Wait fifteen minutes and I'll show you the half bad, Penny," he challenged, kissing her collarbone.
She let out a melodic laugh.
And he whispered, "I knew you were a screamer. Is it because you're playing on your home turf, because this is already our second time, or just to break in the apartment properly?"
She didn't answer and playfully slapped his arm.
Remembering the song Dylan had sung the day before, and looking at Penny, Daniel remarked, "I just got an idea for a song."
Then he started to sing.
♫♪ You make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven
For too long
For too long
Yeah, you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven
For too long
For too long ♫♪
And he kept going,
♫♪ 'Cause your sex takes me to paradise Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise
And it shows, yeah, yeah, yeah ♫♪
"Ohh, come here, you little sinner," Penny liked the 'tribute'. "I'll help you a little," she teased, gently placing her hand there and caressing his intimate part.
♫♪ You bring me to my knees
You make me testify (oh)
You can make a sinner change his ways (oh) ♫♪
Daniel took her by the chin and gently lifted it,
♫♪ Open up your gates 'cause I can't wait to see the light (oh)
And right there is where I wanna stay (oh) ♫♪
Penny squeezed him a little. "You're really incredible. Singing something lewd, but it sounds really nice."
Then she lowered her head, stroking his shaft as she started sucking him.
♫♪ 'Cause your sex takes me to paradise Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise ♫♪
After a while, Daniel pinned Penny to the bed, making her sing a better song - a beautiful recital of moans.
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That night, Leonard woke up to go to the bathroom, and when he noticed light coming from the living room, he was intrigued.
He quickly grabbed his toy lightsaber and started walking slowly.
When he reached the living room, he saw that no one was there, but the door was open - and so was the neighbor's door.
He tossed the lightsaber onto the couch and went over there, only to facepalm the moment he stepped inside.
"Sheldon? Hello? What the hell are you doing?" he whispered incredulously, watching his roommate effusively cleaning Penny's apartment.
He tried again, seeing that he hadn't answered. "Sheldon?"
"Shh!" Sheldon gestured with his hand and pointed toward the bedroom. "Penny's sleeping."
"Are you insane?" Leonard scoffed. "You can't break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night just to clean."
"I had no choice," he stated, as if he were completely right.
"I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room… and outside our living room was that hallway…"
He finished, gesturing toward the remaining mess. "…and immediately adjacent to that hallway was this."
"Do you realize that if Penny wakes up…" Leonard said furiously, trying not to scream, "…there is no reasonable explanation for why we're here?"
His roommate looked at him like he was an idiot. "I just gave you a reasonable explanation."
"No, no. You gave me an explanation. Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers."
Sheldon snorted. "Don't be ridiculous. I have no peers."
Then the bedroom door suddenly opened, nearly giving the two of them a heart attack -and the third person who stepped out didn't help.
"What the hell are you two doing here?" Daniel asked, hand over his heart from the scare.
Sheldon looked at him strangely. "What are you doing here? And wearing nothing but underpants?"
"God, and you call yourself a genius?" Daniel shook his head, but smirked. "Obviously, I was helping her pray."
"Pray??"
He ignored the smartest dumbass he knew and glanced around the apartment. "Are you cleaning her place?"
"Yes," Leonard replied exasperatedly. "So you and Penny are already at that stage?" he inquired, with a hint of envy in his voice.
Daniel just nodded and went back to the topic of Sheldon, the cleaner. "Wow, it's like programming a robot to tidy up your house."
"Okay, I'm going back to bed," he added casually, already turning toward Penny's bedroom.
"You're just going to let Sheldon clean it?" Leonard asked in disbelief.
Daniel shrugged. "When Penny wakes up, I'll take the credit. That'll earn me more brownie points with her," he winked.
"You're already having sex with her. Why do you need more points?"
He gave Leonard a couple of friendly pats. "There's no such thing as too many brownie points," he declared with a wicked smile.
[Penny and Daniel commentary]
The two of them were sitting on the couch at her place.
"When I woke up, I saw that everything was all organized," Penny smiled at Daniel. "I thought it was really sweet."
"Just a bit weird, since he asked the neighbors to help with it," she added, gesturing with her hand, "even though one of them is his cousin."
Daniel muttered, "Oh, if you knew the truth… then 'weird' would be a mild word."
He moved closer to her and spoke softly so she could hear now. "So, how are you going to reward me for my good deed?"
She narrowed her eyes. "What do you want?"
After he whispered something in her ear, she shoved him. "No way! That would be my first time doing that…"
"Uhhh, now I want even more. Challenge accepted!" He said, staring ahead with a far more determined look.
[Sheldon and Leonard commentary]
"That morning, Leonard and I helped carry up a delivery Penny had bought, since she wasn't home," Sheldon said, sitting in his usual spot.
He pulled a horrified face. "Then I saw the mess that was her apartment."
"But I have to say, the moment I walked in that night, I heard her yelling 'I‑HA‑HAA.' Is she trying to yodel?"
Leonard just stared at him, his mouth hanging half open.
[Commentary ends]
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