Alright, so we're flat broke! We'll be in debt by next month, unless we are lucky enough to stumble onto a job that pays well, considering our current fame, I doubt that'll happen!
So, here's some ideas I got for helping us survive! Of course, we don't have to do all of them, but it would be cool to implement one or two, right, Kiro?
* Sell stuff! We have plenty of stuff we don't use. I got around thirty books I've read, plus clothes, and kitchen stuff. And maybe we could sell some furniture? We have two chairs too many, and a table we don't use!
* Camping by a farm! We could sell everything we own, everything! And buy one of those big cars that you can live in, ones with like.. beds and a kitchen. We could buy that, and live nearby a farm, that way we could steal things such as eggs and milk.
* Move! I really love Ibaraki, and I don't wanna leave, but is it really necessary to have two bedrooms? We could move to a one-person apartment, and live together there! Rent would be a lot cheaper. I really don't care what city, just not Gifu, I'm not welcome there..
* Recycling! Wouldn't it be cheaper if we began making things ourselves? Pillows costs a lot, and I'm pretty sure we can make them on our own. As a woman, I got a lot of clothes I don't use, so, why not make them into other stuff?
* Hotel. We could leave home and move into a hotel. We wouldn't have to worry about bills or breakfast anymore, we'd only need to pay the singular bill.
* Make food at home! Yeah, I know you like fancy stuff, Yu Yu! But ever penny saved is worth it! If we buy bulk of baking ingredients, we could start baking bread ourselves. We could also, to make it even cheaper substitute certain things, for things we make. I am pretty sure there are various medication that can make someone lactate. That could potentially make getting milk cheaper, if we find a way to get that medication for free. We could also change out animal blood, with my own. My periods are usually not that bad, so I wouldn't really notice the iron deficiency!
* Shower together. Water is a really expensive bill. Why can't we just spare that by showering together?
* Theft. Yes, it sounds bad, but I'm sure no one would notice if we broke into a house or two per month, took some decently expensive things, and sold them!
* Dumpster diving. Yes, it's disgusting, but, it could be great! Maybe doing it by a convenience store, or by a store that has a lot of expensive things, that don't last long.
* Blackmail. We have access to the dark web. Why can't we just cheaply buy someone's information, and threaten them with it for some cash?
* Rob a bank. Call it cartoonish, it would work.