[BL, R18] The System Keeps Making Me Do Indecent Missions

I got isekai’d into Re:Zero as Subaru Natsuki… BUT WHO FORGOT TO GIVE ME “RETURN BY DEATH”?! So here I am: No save points No second chances No plot armor Absolutely ZERO desire for trauma Meaning? I’m NOT dying. I’m NOT suffering. I’m NOT going through Subaru’s canon mental breakdown speedrun. Instead, I choose the path of TRUE SURVIVAL: I’m faking prophecies. Yup. If this world overreacts to fortune tellers, I’ll become the most spoiler-powered prophet Lugnica has ever seen. I know the plot. I know who dies. I know where the White Whale spawns. I know which cult member is hiding behind which ugly robe. If I can gaslight the entire kingdom into thinking I’m some divine oracle… I might actually LIVE. But now, the Royal Knights think I’m a threat, Emilia thinks I know too much, the Witch’s Cult thinks I’m their cousin, and Reinhard is 95% sure I’m a walking crime. This is the story of: Subaru Natsuki, Zero Deaths Edition. A full-satire AU where the MC speedruns the plot using pure BS, spoilers, and divine improvisation. Welcome to prophecy% any%.

WHAT IF F4 WAS SOME ONE WHO WAS RELATED TO JAY FROM THE PAST THIS STORY WILL START ONE OR TO DAYS BEFORE KEFIER TELLS JAY ABOUT THE PLAN

Yang Cheng, the Crown Prince of the Great Zhou, was reborn into his one-year-old self. The Late Bloomer Comeback System had already arrived 500 years ahead of him. Yang Cheng looked up at his young mother, whose skin was soft and delicate, and said in a babyish voice, "Mommy." ____________________ You can read advance chapters of this novel and other novels in my patreon patreon.com/NO_NAME1412

A humble medical student's wondrous adventure in the world of Fairy Tail. The protagonist, Riyao, stayed up all night writing his thesis and was rewarded with a huge truckload of transmigration gifts. He was dumped in the Fairy Tail world by a treacherous goddess and was nearly starved when Makarov picked him up and took him back to the guild. Visit my Patreon to read up to 144 chapters ahead and enjoy daily updates: patreon.com/laktozlu

Humanity is thrown into a cruel death game. Everyone has to use their vehicle to travel on the infinite road, desperately gathering supplies while avoiding the game's trials. Sandrine is just the same. Except... Why does she have a horse instead of a car ? The tribulations of an insane heroine galloping in panties and fighting big trucks with her trusty picthfork !

Adrian Lee -- the world's most beloved idol -- lives a dazzling life under the spotlight, but beneath the fame lies exhaustion, betrayal, and hidden enemies. When his name is suddenly blacklisted from flights and hotel systems, Adrian realizes someone powerful is pulling the strings. In a single night, his penthouse is invaded by masked men, forcing him to flee from the only world he's ever known. Will he fight all of these for his freedom?

Three things I learned after reincarnating into My Hero Academia: Charles Xavier passed his telepathic powers down to me. Great. He also passed down his baldness. Not so great. X-ray vision is a terrible power in the wrong hands. I am the wrong hands. I should be preparing to save the world, training to be the number one hero, and using my powers for the good of humanity. Instead, I’m using telekinesis to give Bakugo’s mom accidental orgasms during a volleyball match. Professor X would be disappointed. Johnny Sins would be proud. Welcome to my second life: where the UA exams are the least of my worries, and the real challenge is not thinking with my junk when I have unlimited mental powers. Warning: This story is pure wish-fulfillment, heavily inspired by Hentai. It is practically pure, brainless R18 content. If you’re looking for a deep plot, you’re better off looking elsewhere; I’m not here for logic. HYPNOSIS/MIND CONTROL

Transmigrating to the Douluo Continent, became young Yu Xiaogang, the Master, but this time he refused to accept his fate. Through hard work and research on martial souls, he defied destiny and eventually became a Limit Douluo. Just then, the heavens descended. [Comparison of the two Douluos, first: Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang and Dragon God Douluo Yu Xiaogang] Grandmaster] Yu Xiaogang awakened the martial soul Luo Sanpao, with only half a level of innate soul power. He cursed the heavens all day long, expending a huge amount of his family's resources to force himself to reach level ten. Then, based on his own theories, he selected a pig-like soul beast, depriving Luo Sanpao of the opportunity to evolve, leaving his soul power at level twenty-nine without any further progress. Dragon God Douluo Yu Xiaogang, with the same martial soul and innate soul power, contributed the secret of whale glue in exchange for growth resources. After reaching level ten, with the thought of dying if he didn't succeed, he absorbed the soul ring of a pure-blooded dragon-type soul beast, defying destiny and allowing Luo Sanpao to gradually transform and evolve into the Holy Light Dragon. And it wasn't just in cultivation, research, or even personal conduct that Dragon God Douluo Yu Xiaogang completely overwhelmed Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang, letting everyone know that such a vast difference could exist even within the same person. Bibi Dong: "Why can we be together in that world? Xiaogang, why can't you try harder?" Yu Yuanzhen: "This kind of person should be my son!" Ning Fengzhi: "Compared to Dragon God Douluo, Yu Xiaogang doesn't deserve to be called a Grandmaster at all!" Flender: "I've already become a Title Douluo over there? Honestly, can we switch brothers?" Later, the comparison between Blue Silver Entangled Tang San and Ultimate Life Tang San was introduced, and only then did people realize that under the influence of Dragon God Douluo Yu Xiaogang, the entire continent had already undergone a dramatic change. Support Me at Pat Reon 60 Advanced chapters at: [email protected]/AVRKingsTL Replace @ with a.

Inside a quiet pavilion located inside one of the Heavenly Sky Kingdom’s four largest cultivation sects, a young man slowly opened his eyes with a helpless expression as he gazed down towards the fog located at the base of the mountain that the pavilion was located on top of. Not only was he the youngest Core Elder in the history of a large cultivation sect, but he was also someone who had transmigrated over with a system! The system in question wanted him to train up disciples and in turn help him get stronger! But there was one major problem in all of this… He didn’t have any disciples! Ding~! Talk about great timing... ____________________________ Release Schedule: 7-14 chapters a week ____________________________ If you are interested in LitRPG, I'm writting another novel called [Reincarned as a Lizard]. A side novel, I write on it when I need something other than Xianxia.

Everyone has friends in their lives, right? They can be anyone—good friends, bad friends, or even... friends with benefits. Ahem! Anyway, the point is, everyone has friends. And so did I. I was friends with author of web novel. Yeah, was. A small argument over how the main character should act in novel of [World’s Greatest Hero] led to a fight with my friend, the author. Still frustrated, I stormed out of his house... and that’s when Truck-kun hit me. But that wasn’t the worst part. The worst part? I woke up in a different body—the body of a side character in my friend’s novel. A character who is supposed to die in the prologue. I was Doomed from the start! [Your body is dying!] [You don’t have much time left.] [The creator of this world is mocking you.] F#ck you, Author. F#ck this novel. I will survive, and when I do—I'll beat you to a pulp! --- [WSA2025 ENTRY!] Additional tags: # Academy # Alternate World # Fantasy World # Male Protagonist # Misunderstandings # Multiple Love Interests # Obsessive Love # Possession # Romantic Subplot # Special Abilities # Transported to Another World # Yandere [Author Note:- I don't need any castle or spacecraft, etc. i think it's waste of money sending those big gifts. So save your money and just read if you like the novel.]