I'd been a god for half a year already,
Got bored of banging mortals every day.
As the god of violation I was known,
And by the other gods never accepted.
I was hanging around on Olympus,
Imagining Helios pounding me from behind.
But I was too weak for sex with a god,
I desperately wanted to gain some powers.
Suddenly a messenger brings me news,
So terrible it makes my balls tingle.
He says Poseidon's been calling me a loser,
And wishes I'd catch an STD.
I won't stand for such an insult,
That naked sea punk won't be talking trash to me.
I gathered my finest warriors,
Told them we're going for glory.
My crew assembled on the ship,
We screamed that Poseidon would pay for the insult with his ass.
Poseidon called me a loser, He probably doesn't know who he's messing with. I'm sharpening my sword for the duel, Rising warriors' morale and dicks. Honestly I don't even want to kill him, I'd rather lock him up and pin him in the ass. I'm debating whether to show mercy, Because I'd love to strip that handsome god bare.
We sail through the sea on a trireme,
Searching for that sea faggot.
Suddenly a storm breaks out on the water,
My dick starts trembling from the fear.
Tritons leap onto the trireme,
Luckily my cock was freshly shaved.
We fight them off with our swords,
Also rape them in the gills.
Poseidon tried to stop us,
I shouted that he's a coward for hiding.
Through the water I could swear I heard him laugh,
Something surfaces and I freeze up completely.
Damn Scylla wraps the ship in her tentacles,
And slaughters every single one of my warriors.
I hit her right in the eye with my load,
She tried to drag me overboard.
I cut off her tentacle with my sword,
And stabbed her disgusting snatch too.
She got furious and ripped off my mast,
And completely wrecked my trireme.
Poseidon called me a loser, He probably doesn't know who he's messing with. I'm sharpening my sword for the duel, Rising warriors' morale and dicks. Honestly I don't even want to kill him, I'd rather lock him up and pin him in the ass. I'm debating whether to show mercy, Because I'd love to strip that handsome god bare.
I came to on the island of Crete,
My dick was bleeding and I groaned in pain.
I noticed Scylla's corpse lying beside me,
She probably died from the poison on my sword.
I shouted out loud that Poseidon is a whore,
And secretly a pipe for banging.
Poseidon must have heard it,
Because he suddenly emerged from the sea onto the shore.
I readied my sword and challenged him to a duel,
He said he'd wreck me and I wouldn't have any firsts.
I told him that Scylla is dead,
And that I'll be making use of his handsome corpse.
He couldn't hold back his emotions and threw his trident,
But that was his mistake.
I dodged and grabbed the trident,
And immediately felt its powers surge through me.
With the trident I turned the water into giant shlongs,
And used it to cut off Poseidon's nipples.
The water shlongs pounded Poseidon in the ass,
And triggered a full-on panic attack in him.
Poseidon begged for forgiveness,
I said: "Fine, but you're giving me your seed."
That's how I became the god of the sea,
And took Poseidon to my bed.
Instead of a trident three dicks grew out of me,
And with them I control the ocean.
I decided to make the world a better place,
And made it so that seawater would turn into sperm.
Poseidon called me a loser, He probably doesn't know who he's messing with. I'm sharpening my sword for the duel, Rising warriors' morale and their dicks. Honestly I don't even want to kill him, I'd rather lock him up and pin him in the ass. I'm debating whether to show mercy, Because I'd love to strip that handsome god bare.