Gejvald: I march into ancient Greece and head straight for the gay club's door,
Though my manhood won't cooperate like it used to before.
Three guys were eyeing me with looks of pure disdain,
All naked, drinking wine, doing it again and again.
A Greek man introduces himself, Gejtos is his name,
He turns around and offers up his rear without any shame.
I said: "Get lost you fucking faggot, don't play these games with me,
My stinker is a noodle, can't you plainly see?
If you want to get some action, try that fiery little freak,
The one beside you with the flaming member so to speak."
He got furious and blasted fire straight onto my face,
I grabbed my axe and killed him, putting him in his place.
The taste of blood cured my impotence right then and there,
When others saw it happen they stopped and they stared.
They gave me a nickname heard throughout all of Greece,
Hornus Erektijos, the man who would not cease.
Gejtos: Hornus Erektijos threw me out of my own gay club's door,
Took it over, pelted me with waste and so much more.
That faggot shouldn't think he's winning against Hades and his might,
We won't forgive the killing of our husband, not tonight.
We won't be asking other gods to lend a helping hand,
We'll lock that punk in Tartarus just as we have planned.
I sat upon a stone and schemed a plan so dark and vile,
It made me go so pale I had to sit a while.
Hornus Erektijos will regret the day that he was born,
He'll become my personal whore, humiliated and forlorn.
I released all the horrible women from their prison cell,
Put on a full protective suit so I wouldn't feel unwell.
I spread the word that Hornus Erektijos is waiting,hot and keen,
With the biggest cock in Greece and no wife on the scene.
Three hundred women to the gay club I then sent away,
And waited for that punk to have a heart attack that day.
Suddenly a fog rolls over Greece, the wind almost blows my hardware,
A snow falls, and Viking storms out of the gay club with fury and a glare.
Gejvald: Fimbulwinter has arrived in Greece,I sold Gejtos's dildos on the cheap,
I brought my Viking army down, their Gjallarhorn blasts made my heart leap.
All across Greece Ragnarök has now begun its reign,
I scream: "Bring me Gejtos and his cock or face my pain!"
The Vikings march on Gejtos, axing everyone in sight,
Sending every Greek god straight into the dirt that night.
I jerked off thinking what a handsome piece of work is he,
Suddenly my army lands in Tartarus, can't break free.
Hades knocked them all down with a swing of his snare,
I let one rip and flew like a rocket, filled with Nordic rage.
I circumcised Hades with my axe in one clean gauge,
Railed him good then threw him to Fenrir as a joke.
Gejtos walks into the gay club breathing hard and loud,
Drags Zeus in on a leash before the entire crowd.
Lightning striking everywhere, my balls were screaming out,
Suddenly Gejtos pulls a laser out without a doubt,
Starts removing my tattoo right off my member there,
The Viking rage ignites in me beyond all compare.
I hurl my axe at him and fly straight into Zeus's spit,
The axe buries itself in Gejtos's rod,he takes a hit.
I killed Gejtos and threw him into the river cold and deep,
And covered all of Greece in snow for its eternal sleep.
Gejtos: He thought he killed me,
threw me in the river without a care,
But I open my eyes on the banks of the Styx right there.
Asclepius brought me back to life and gave my rear a pat,
Begging me to save Greece, just imagine that.
I climb up from the underworld and smile at what's to come,
Hornus Erektijos has no idea what I've become.
I loaded a condom full of micro spikes and clamps so tight,
And walked into the gay club with my hands raised to the light.
I shouted to the Viking that I'm giving up the fight,
And admitted that I'm useless at the game we played that night.
I said: "You can have your way with me, you've won this round it's true,
But first I'm begging you to put this condom on for you."
My body drove him wild, blinded by his victory's glow,
He didn't sense the trap that waited down below.
He puts the condom on and instantly goes limp and pale,
His scream echoes across all of Greece without fail.
The condom tears his member off clean as can be,
I take his axe and cut off both his balls with glee.
The white snow stains red with the blood of the Nordic gay,
The Viking's final chapter has come to an end today.
With his dying breath he curses me with one last claim,
That only a woman could ever drive me wild with flame.
Without emotion I reach my hand out toward the sun so bright,
I throw away my sword and remove my helmet from the fight.
For the first time in my life I felt an emptiness inside,
And found myself aroused by Aphrodite's chest without pride.
In desperation I stood upon the cliff's cold edge alone,
And defeated, I threw myself off into the unknown.