Okay what the fuck is happening. When I that bitch reincarnated me in dxd I was happy. I asked her what my cheat was. She just laughed at me like it was the funniest thing she ever heard. She said they hadn't done that in ages not after a particularly bad incident. I cuss her out with as many slurs and swear words I could think of until she slapped me. Everything went dark from there. I realized I was in DxD fairly early on. I was completely reborn so that was annoying. But I'm the main character now so I can get all the bitches. (Yes he's one of those and this is as painful for me to write as it is for you to probably read I'm sorry but he will suffer.)
My life was painfully normal for the most part. Until I ran into Tobio Ikuse the owner of Canis Lykaon. It's no Boosted gear but it'll do. I bought the ritual from a shady fallen angel I met in an alley. Don't know why they were willing to do so yet didn't care. Figured main charcter luck and I'd be drowning in all the hot women of dxd. (His delusion is painful why did I write this.)
Well Tobio died but that was to be expected. Canis Lykaon doesn't always seem to want to listen to me but meh it will eventually. I'm the main charcter afterall.
(Help…)
When I entered highschool I was approached by the Grigori. Canis lyckaon came around… I think. I joined with out a second thought. Then I realized things were different. With access to the Devil.Net some Families that I know were extinct weren't. Also some charcters that didn't exist within introduced families like a Janice Gremory who married into the canonically extinct Flauros family. The other things were women seem to hate me. No, no they're just shy I'm the main charcter its only matter of time.
—Skip forward to a little before present. (I'm not writing this dumbasses whole life story)
"Jin your coming with me to Kyoto"
"Understood boss."
KYOTO THE FOXY MILF WILL BE MINE!!
"So why are we going to Kyoto boss?"
"What do you live under a rock? No your probably too busy getting slapped everytime you hit on Benemune."
Hmph she'll fall for me eventually,
"We're going to Kyoto to negotiate with Nae Flauros Heir to House Flauros and the New Red Dragon Emperor. He took out some dumbassess called the hero faction and looted their sacred gears. I'm going to see if I can negotiate for some of them."
Huh this isn't canon!? Who the fuck is Nae Flauros!? I can't ask that though I'll seem even dumber.
"How can a pure devil be the red rag on emperor? Doesn't that mean he stole it?"
"Meh that's details honestly as long as you have the boosted gear. Your the Red Dragon Emperor in societies eyes."
Fuck!!!
—Slightly before Nae and Yomihana return. (Almost done.)
"Azazel why are you here? Wait its for the sacred gears isn't it?"
FOX MILF.
"Yes I was hoping to negotiate for a few."
"Fine wait here. Nae went out to do something with the Blade Balcksmith sacred gear."
Blade blacksmith? The holy sword version of sword birth.
"Also don't get your hopes up."
"Fine, fine."
Damn her tittys are big. But the other two… holy fuck Kuroka why is she here!? (If it wasn't obvious this guy does not check the news.) but who's this woman? She looks exactly like Hindenburg from Azur Lane. Fuck it I'll grab her too along with Kuroka and Yasaka. I bet this Nae Flauros is an Ugly shit anyway. I was about to say something when someone arrived. Who's this handsome bastard!? Fuck I guess it was too much to think he was an ugly more monstrous devil.
"Azazel as your friend and a fellow inventor please tell your filthy mutt to keep Its eyes to itself."
Huh!! This bastard thinks he's better than me!!
"Huh!? Who do you think you are!? I'm the main-mmppphh!!"
Azazel clamped his hand over my mouth and shot me a glare. Huh? Does he really respect this guy?
"Sorry, Nae he's kinda chuni in mindset."
Huh!? Chuni the fuck you mean!?
They then started talking I wasn't interested in men talking. I went back to try ogle the girls. But they had moved to a different room. Fuck! There was another woman here. She kinda looked like Altair from Re:Creators. She was cute but she looked like she'd stab me if I looked wrong. Better soften up her heart first. Huh what is that DIMENSION LOST!!!??!!? THIS FUCKER HAS STOLEN TWO LONGINUS. WAIT DID HE SAY NEW LONGINUS WHATS GOING ON.
"So you stole dimension lost too huh?
Look at that smug bastard. What the fuck! I'm the main charcter! I should have all the cool stuff and the bitchs!
"Yes it has quiet the utility. Although not as directly destructive as other gears. It's ability for special travel and sealing enemies is top notch. Plus I can now chuck people into the dimensional gap if they annoy me."
No way! He doesn't know does he! But why is he glaring at me? Oh fuck he just mouthed Reincarnator at me. He knows but isn't outing me for some reason! Wait did they say New Longinus earlier. I turned to look at the girl who looked like Altair. She looked like she wanted to shred me to pieces.
Authors note:… this was painful to write. I don't want to do this again. I will just add pov segments for his reactions to his suffering in the future. Anyway I hope you guys want this man to suffer. I made him as cliche trash jackass reincarnator as possible. No more writing hands hurt and I took psychological damage