(Yeah I figured why not at this point it's already AU)
After the call with Roygun and confirming that weird dragon fact. I was about to leave when I received a call.
(Insert "party party party" by Andrew WK)
I looked my phone and the caller ID said "the crimsonfuckr"
"Alucard how are you? Still in hiding from the two vampire clans you founded and now hate each other to the point of warefare?"
"Nae I need some help."
His voice was oddly serious.
"Drop the act Alucard. I know damn well this help is something tech related. After all you are stronger than me. Plus when will you pay your debt for last time"
It's true, Alucard is one of the few non-gods of transcendent level strength. (The types ancestor in canon was transcendent level so I just copied that)
"Actually no~ not a tech problem this time. And helping me might be helping you."
*sigh*
"what happened on your as you say very enthusiastic walks? Still don't know how the Tepes or Carmilla clans haven't found you yet or that their ancestors are the same person who just decided to be a different gender for awhile."
"Bitch shut up I'm a fuck mothering vampire I'll do what I please I need to talk to you in person I'm texting you my coordinates."
He hung up
*BITCHES LOVE CANNONS* I received a text.
[He's more unhinged than I remember him. What do you think he wants?]
"Don't ask me he's been like this forever last time he called me it was to fix his devilflix subscription."
I teleported to his coordinates. He was in the British countryside of all places.
"well I'm here Alucard what do you-"
I saw he was standing over a very injured woman who it looks like he turned her. Is he?
"So yeah I don't want to take care of… her kinda turned her on a whim so yeah."
"you are pawning her off on me?"
I couldn't refuse because of his strength but I need fair compensation.
*sigh*
"Fine but I'm calling in both favors immediately."
"Fine wad ya want."
"Go save your great great granddaughter, Valerie, apparently she awakened the grail. And the Tepes faction is well let's just say they're torturing her trying to resurrect you so you can go crush the Carmilla clan."
"Are they stupid I'm on the Devil.net constantly hell I recently was sent a death threat to a guy who was available verified Dhampire he sent me a message that was 90% slurs. The gist was Tepes is dead and I'm stupid."
Should I tell Gasper he cussed out his ancestor that might be funny.
"Yes, they are that stupid."
"Fine it's time I put both those brat in line anyway. This one has some potential by the way."
"He started walking off. Whatever was going to happen, the vampires would probably unified in the end so that's a thing."
"Well let's check your potential. Hm, 2 pawns or a rook. At my strength that's impressive it means you might be worth something. Let's go with rook. I have no need for pawns yet."
I took out a rook and pressed it to her admittedly sizable chest. The Rook glowed a sinister dark purple. Her arm was missing I noticed. This is an odd situation. considering that Alucard turned her she might end up with something weird that the current vamps don't have.
He once told me the initial two he turned originally had unique abilities and something he called the third eye. But their descendants didn't inherit it. In other words she's a whole different bloodline than Carmilla and Tepes. Since Alucard is more than an ancestor he's the literal first vampire.
Her arm didn't regenerate instead a shadowy arm appeared. Vampires have shadow manipulation normally, but this is unusual. Maybe her bloodline will deal with shadows. Anyway I should get her to home she's family now.
*sigh*
"Lazy bat. Basically had a kid a dumped it on a friend to get milk and cigarettes."
I texted Aina what happend before I went home. Didn't want to cause drama. I then used the coordinate to teleport home. I appeared in the living room where everyone was.
"So how was the old bat?"
Big sis asked.
"As unhinged and irresponsible as ever. I ended up calling both favors he owes including the one I gained by taking this vampire he turned on a whim."
Big sis's eyes sharpened at that.
"He's only done that twice before. However, he has always been a impulsive person. She seems to be a police officer from Britain."
Rias was still there and had no clue who we were talking about.
"Um who are you guys talking about?"
Big sis answered.
"Alucard, but you might know him better as Tepes. Or Carmilla when he was female for awhile."
Basically anyone who wasn't Flauros or Runeas was stunned by that info. I'm unsure if Runeas knew or not or just didn't care.
"Okay I will deal with the fact the ancestor of tepes and carmilla is the same entity. And is still alive later."
"Oh right I forgot they thought he was dead. So, you said you used two favor on him what for?
"Recently got information that they were doing some frankly unsettling things to Valerie tepes because she possess the grail. And unlike the old bat none of his descendants know how to deal with soul merging and multiple personalities."
[Oh, so that's why he's crazy.]
"No he just acts like that out of boredom. But it is the reason he avoids absorbing sacred gear users."
[Yeah, even his soul would collapse if he absorbed a bunch of them.]
"Anyway, Aina can you take this girl to a guest room for now."
"Gladly."
She smiled and as she passed me. She whispered one word
"Tonight."
Well I guess it finally happening.
Authors note: yes what you think is happening with Aina is happening. I noticed while writing that pacing is a little fast. So I'm going to slow it down. The lemon might not be immediately next chapter likely a call back side chapter I want it to be relatively well written after all. And i honestly couldn't find much lore on the vampires so I said fuck it this is more entertaining. This is not the last we've heard or seen from the crimson fucker.