Chapter 913: Yukino's Nervousness! Open the Door, Lungmen Guard Department is Here to Deliver Warmth
[Ding! Group Leader Ren has started a live broadcast in the main chat room!]
A notification chimed across the dimensional network. A live broadcast had just initiated in the main chat room—a private stream locked exclusively for the female members.
Almost instantly, a flood of curious viewers poured into the channel. The viewer count skyrocketed as veterans and newcomers alike tuned in, including recent additions like Miyamoto Rei and Mitsuri Kanroji, who had been invited by other members.
Exusiai: "Yo! Why did Ren suddenly start a live stream?"
Kiana: "Wait, I thought you were still hanging out with Stella?"
Stella: "Ren already headed back home."
Shiroyasha: "Emmm, I honestly figured he wouldn't leave until he managed to get you pregnant."
Stella: "Huh?!"
Chito: "Pregnant... a baby? Eh?"
Kasumi: "Cough, cough! Please, let's not discuss such indecent things in a public setting!"
Ch'en: "So what exactly is he streaming now...?"
Ren: "Nothing major. I'm just formally introducing my family to everyone for the first time. Though, some of you probably already know them, and there might even be a few familiar faces."
Ren: "Let's go one by one."
The video feed flickered to life, revealing Ren's relaxed, confident smile. He reached off-camera, gently pulling a stunningly beautiful girl into the frame. She possessed an aura of refined, icy elegance, her long black hair cascading perfectly over her shoulders.
Right now, however, that usual cold composure was nowhere to be found. She looked incredibly reserved, her cheeks dusted with a faint, nervous pink.
"Hello, everyone..." she murmured, her voice soft and slightly stiff. "I am Yukino Yukinoshita. Ren-kun's... girlfriend."
It was indeed Yukino.
Despite knowing Ren's plan to stream and introduce them to the vast multiverse of the Chat Group, the reality of thousands of eyes watching her left the usually poised girl deeply flustered. After all, Ren's version of an "introduction" was never going to be a simple, polite greeting.
Bronya: "Miss Yukino!"
Tingyun: "Oh? It seems Bronya is already acquainted with her."
Bronya: "Yes. I met her when I brought everyone over to Ren's place previously."
Shiroyasha: "My, my. What a pretty little face. Her skin looks absolutely flawless. It would be an absolute masterpiece if only her chest were a bit bigger."
Kiana: "Yeah, seriously. Why does she feel even flatter than Bronya?"
Bronya: "Ah?"
Kiana: "Oh, oh! I wasn't talking about you, Bronya! I meant the other Bronya here—the tiny one who looks exactly like Silver Wolf."
Silver Wolf: "??? I am not flat! I have perfectly improved proportions!"
Watching the scrolling text in the holographic projection, Yukino's elegant face darkened considerably. A visible tick formed on her forehead as she watched a bunch of interdimensional strangers openly critique her bust size.
Ren chuckled, wrapping an arm around her slender waist. "Haha, don't be angry, Yukino."
He leaned in, his voice dropping to a low, teasing whisper that the microphone picked up perfectly. "Even if it's small, I love it very much."
Before she could retort, Ren lifted her chin with his index finger and captured her lips.
What started as a gentle, reassuring kiss rapidly escalated. The temperature in the room seemed to spike as the kiss deepened, becoming passionate, wet, and thoroughly unrestrained.
The viewers watching the live broadcast immediately realized the atmosphere was shifting into dangerous territory.
Tatsumaki: "Wait a second, what exactly are they doing?!"
Tendo Kisara: "Isn't it obvious? They're getting right down to business. What else do you think happens when the buttons start coming undone?"
Emma: "Eh?! B-But didn't he just say he was going to introduce his family?"
Tokisaki Kurumi: "Hehe~ Can't you tell? We are simply becoming a part of Ren-kun's little roleplay. How delightfully mischievous~"
Nami: "Emmm... honestly, if I put myself in her shoes, being watched by everyone instead of Yukino... it would probably be incredibly stimulating. I suddenly understand exactly what Kurumi means."
Vivi: "Wuu... but this is way too... Ah! It's—it's actually starting!"
Aqua: "Hey! Don't put the camera so close! That thing is a complete eyesore!!! This beautiful Goddess does not want to see it!"
Mumei: "If you don't want to watch, you can just exit the stream. No one is forcing you."
Mikasa: "Agreed."
Aqua: "Uh..."
Ais: "Um, excuse me. Is this some sort of special combat training? That girl looks like she is in a lot of pain."
Tsunade: "Emmm... training... I suppose you could call it that. But it's definitely not suitable for you, Ais. Don't try to learn this."
Ais: "Oh. Understood."
Erza: "...Ren, are you absolutely sure she will be alright? Why do I feel like it is physically impossible for that to fit inside her?"
On the other side of the screen, Erza's face was burning a brilliant shade of scarlet. It was her first time witnessing the sheer mechanics of such an intimate act with such high-definition clarity.
No matter how her tactical mind calculated the angles and mass, it just seemed completely impossible. That monstrous thing looked like a greatsword! Wouldn't the poor girl die?!
Ren glanced at the floating chat interface, his breathing slightly heavy. "How should I put it... this particular form is also a first for Yukino, so she's incredibly tense right now."
"I'm sorry..." Yukino bit her lower lip, her face flushed a deep, intoxicating red.
She should have been able to adapt by now, but the overwhelming realization that dozens of powerful women across the multiverse were actively watching her every twitch made her body lock up with intense nervousness.
"Mother, I think we need to step in and help Yukino."
Haruno, who had been watching the spectacle from the sidelines with a predatory glint in her eyes, leaned over and whispered to Miyuki beside her.
Without hesitation, the two stunning women stepped into the camera's frame, joining the fray to distract and prep the overwhelmed Yukino.
Their combined efforts worked flawlessly.
Sylvia: "!!! It really went in completely!!!"
Sylvia, who had been secretly lurking in the stream, jumped in shock. She subconsciously gestured against her own stomach, calculating the depth. She felt like something that size would reach all the way past her ribs! How on earth did they manage that?!
Tendo Kisara: "The female body is truly a wondrous and terrifying thing."
Kushina: "Cough, that's just how it is. Sometimes it looks absolutely terrifying, and it certainly hurts at first. But once you adapt, you experience an unmatched, endlessly delightful pleasure."
Tushan Honghong: "That is only true if the man is Brother Ren."
Yuzuriha Inori: "Yes. Only Ren-kun can make it feel like that."
Emilia: "Wuu... won't everyone become really strange if we keep watching this live broadcast?"
Tsunade: "Don't tell me you're starting to feel it too?"
Emilia: "I-I don't want to, but my body is acting weird..."
Exusiai: "It's totally normal~ Hehe, Texas and the others are blushing so hard right now!"
Ch'en: "???"
Ch'en: "Texas? Why haven't I ever heard Ren mention them? When did this happen?"
Exusiai: "Haha! I took the liberty of adding them to the group myself! We of Penguin Logistics are going to be good sisters for life, of course!"
In a brightly lit lounge somewhere in Lungmen, Texas sat with her face burning red, desperately fighting the urge to cover her own mouth to muffle her erratic breathing.
"Wuu..."
Beside her, Sora sat with her head bowed, looking completely overwhelmed. It was her very first time realizing that the dynamic between men and women could be so intense. The idea of doing something like that seemed entirely impossible for her and Texas.
And to think... the usually gentle and reliable Mr. Ren could be so incredibly wild and dominant?
Her mind a chaotic mess, Sora weakly tugged at her friend's sleeve. "Um... is it really okay for us to be watching... watching this kind of thing right in front of Madam Ch'en?"
"Hmph, hmph! It's no big deal at all!"
Croissant, the sturdy Forte defender, was blushing profusely, her small cow-like ears involuntarily flapping in agitation. Despite her obvious fluster, she crossed her arms and pretended to be a seasoned veteran.
Standing up, she patted her generous chest and confidently guaranteed, "We're just watching a screen! It's not like Madam Ch'en can magically fly over here and bust us, right?"
However, in the very next second.
Thump! Thump! Thump!
Heavy, authoritative knocks hammered against their front door.
"Open up! Lungmen Guard Department!"
Ch'en's stern, unmistakable voice echoed from the hallway outside.
Texas, Sora, and Exusiai slowly turned their heads, staring at Croissant in dead unison.
Croissant froze, the color draining from her face. "Uh!"
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