My beautiful, multi-talented co-habitation has begun.
When it was time for dinner, Tian Keke went to the bathroom to take a shower, and Wang Xiu left the house to go shopping with some neighbors. With nothing to do, Su Ming sat at his desk and opened his computer to play QQ Farm.
The farm was currently growing Little Fairy Flowers, and they would be ready in five minutes. Su Ming smiled mischievously as he waited to harvest them. "Perfect timing! This will be a huge haul!"
Five minutes later, the Little Fairy Flowers were fully mature. Su Ming immediately clicked to harvest them, only to discover that someone had been guarding the farm and was frantically stealing them. His face turned green with anger.
*Happy Baby harvested... 25 Little Fairy Flowers.*
*Top-Grade Dinosaur harvested... 33 Little Fairy Flowers.*
*Little Miss Triumphant harvested... 49 Little Fairy Flowers.*
"Damn... how much did she steal? I hope she gets bitten to death!" Su Ming nearly jumped out of his seat in fury.
*Kidnapped Young Master harvested... 27 Little Fairy Flowers.*
*Woman's Fragrance harvested... 12 Little Fairy Flowers.*
"At least this girl got bitten by a dog! Let's see if you're still so bold, you bitch!" Su Ming finally felt a surge of satisfaction.
But when he checked again, his face darkened. Several girls had stolen over 40 flowers each, only to be bitten once or twice by the dog, and they had still made off with over 70,000 gold coins.
After reviewing the theft records, Su Ming felt like crying. The times were all the same, and the quantities stolen were terrifying. He knew these girls were all using hacks. *Damn, this is too much! I was guarding this place, and they still stole everything. What's the point of planting anything now?!*
*Damn it, from now on I'm planting nothing but white radishes. Steal away, you bastards! Let's see who goes bankrupt. Let the dogs tear you to shreds...*
*Beep beep*
A chat window popped up.
The sender was a user named Little Miss Triumphant. 99% of Su Ming's QQ contacts were women, as he never added men. He had nothing to talk about with them.
"ROAR!! So satisfying! You little shit, did you die this time? Remember how arrogant you were last time?" Little Miss Triumphant's message read.
Su Ming knew she had stolen the most and was gloating. He replied, "You're ruthless! You stole tens of thousands of my gold coins! Go open a black market account!"
"Hehe! Just once isn't enough. I'm not easily satisfied..." Little Miss Triumphant's triumphant expression wore sunglasses.
Su Ming froze, wondering if she was being lewd. *Fine, I've never lost a battle of shamelessness.* "Oh really? How many times will it take to satisfy you? Don't tell me you want to go all night!"
"You bastard...!" Little Miss Triumphant, feeling smug, threw a bomb, clearly furious.
Su Ming felt genuinely innocent. So that wasn't what she meant after all, but her message had really made his mind wander. Still, feeling a bit mischievous, he decided to tease her. "One night isn't enough? How many nights do you want then?"
"You...!" The other party was so enraged she couldn't help but smash her computer.
Little Miss Triumphant vanished smugly, staying out of sight for a long time. Su Ming knew she must be seething, and couldn't help feeling a surge of satisfaction.
But soon, Little Miss Triumphant suddenly reappeared, only to vanish again. However, she bombarded Su Ming with harassing messages, determined to keep him from focusing.
Seeing her deliberate actions, Su Ming felt a flicker of annoyance. "Stop sending those! How annoying!"
"Ding ding ding! Ding ding ding!!!"
The other party kept popping up windows without saying a word, but Su Ming's words had completely enraged her. The consequences of enraging Little Miss Triumphant were terrifying.
Su Ming was tormented for a long time. Little Miss Triumphant kept disrupting him with everything from member emoticons to bizarre animations—cracked computer screens, terrifying images of collapsing worlds, and even martial arts moves like the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.
So annoyed he didn't dare log into QQ anymore, Su Ming learned a valuable lesson: offending this kind of girl was the least profitable thing he could do.
***
"Su Ming, I need to make a call," Tian Keke said, stepping out of the shower, refreshed and clean.
Su Ming handed her his phone. "Calling your mom?"
"Yeah. Even though I find her annoying, I can't let her worry." Tian Keke dialed the number, and the call connected.
"Why aren't you home yet? What happened?" Tian Mengni asked.
"Nothing! I'm at Su Ming's place."
"Ooh! You're living together? Tell me, daughter, is he any good in bed? Don't forget to bring him over tomorrow so your old mom can get a taste." Tian Mengni chuckled suggestively.
"Go to hell! As if I'd let you have him." Tian Keke was furious. *Why do I have such a mom? Heaven and earth, please drop a decent man on her instead!*
If Su Ming had heard Tian Mengni's voice, he would have been stunned. On the other end, Tian Mengni chuckled. "Alright, alright. I know you're being stingy, dear. I was just teasing."
"Hmph! Is this kind of joke funny?" Tian Keke snapped.
"Well, it's not all that funny. Your mom wants something more exciting. Next time, we'll book a hotel room," Tian Mengni said with a sly smile.
"I'm going to lose it!"
"I'm leaving now!"
"..."
Tian Keke smashed the phone, her thousand-yuan Nokia reduced to fragments.
She stomped violently on the shattered pieces, a surge of frustration building in her chest, unable to escape.
"What's wrong? Did you fight with your mom?" Su Ming asked, pulling Tian Keke close.
Tian Keke looked dejected. "I wish it was just a fight. This is even more infuriating."
"Then just ignore it!" Su Ming kissed her on the lips.
Tian Keke pushed him away. "If I ignore it, things will get out of hand. My mom will go crazy."
"Don't worry!" Su Ming assured her. "Tell me if you need anything. Don't you consider me your boyfriend?"
"It's just... I really can't tell you. Never mind. I don't want to deal with my mom. Hey, what are you doing pulling at my shirt?" Tian Keke asked.
"Doing what we should be doing," Su Ming replied, burying his face in her breasts. Tian Keke's body involuntarily arched.
"No, let's not do this, okay?" Tian Keke said, her eyes hazy but her voice firm.
"Why not!" Su Ming, unable to contain himself, began teasing her with his tongue.
Tian Keke blushed. "I want to get to know you better. Just give me some time. When I feel like we can really be together, then we can do it, alright?"
"Fine!" Su Ming respected her wishes, leaving his little soldier to climb so high only to be denied.
Tian Keke smiled. "Then stop kissing me. Let's play on the computer for a bit before we sleep."
Su Ming wrapped his arm around her as they sat at the computer. He rested his head on her fragrant shoulder, inhaling her intoxicating scent. They opened a random webpage and began browsing.
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