SF Chapter 182: Too Much Information II R18
[Dani commentary]
Lexi and Mischa had left, and Dani was left alone.
"Now I can reveal the two stories that took place and who the people involved were," he said, beginning to tell the story.
(Flashback to Dani's birthday)
Dani was in the hot tub with two girls.
"Oh my God, Ashley, you're unbelievable," he exclaimed while the blonde was riding him.
"Don't forget about me," her twin sister remarked.
"Never, Mary-" He was about to kiss her when someone walked in on them.
"Daniel, I was looking for you-" Jay started, but stopped when he saw the situation. "Oh, for God's sake!"
He quickly walked back out and closed the door.
"Dad!" Dani yelled after him. "Could you tell Mr. Olsen that his twins are a little busy? Or at least that they're not missing?"
"You're so fucking bad, Dani," Mary-Kate Olsen fake-scolded him.
"Yeah, but your sister doesn't seem to want to stop," he smirked, pulling her closer since she also seemed perfectly willing to continue.
The trio kept going all night long, making it his best birthday yet. It wouldn't be until his 18th birthday - on the superyacht - that Dani would top this one.
(Flashback ends)
"I lost touch with the Olsen twins, unfortunately. They moved to NY... and also because they were embarrassed by what happened."
He explained, "With my dad, we were pretty drunk, and he didn't see much. But with my mom..."
(Another Flashback)
Evelyn Harper arrived home early. But she regretted it when she saw a threesome taking place at the living room table.
"Seriously, Daniel? Couldn't you at least use the bed?" she said very dryly.
Mary-Kate was 'sitting' in his face, while her sister was straddling him.
They tried to cover their private parts, but there was no need, as Evelyn immediately walked out without saying another word.
(Flashback ends)
"So, yeah," Dani spread his arms, "I was also a victim of someone who came back earlier than planned."
Dani wore a thoughtful expression. "Maybe that was the incident that made my parents so dead set against me meeting the Mean Girls actresses during the shoot."
[Commentary ends]
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After Claire had received the biggest dose of TMI (too much information) of her life - a story involving her father, one of herself, and two of her brother - she took a deep breath.
Phil returned to the living room while Gloria was finishing her task.
[Gloria commentary]
"Phil had helped me with Claire's password," Gloria revealed.
"And I managed to delete the email before Claire could read it." She made a victory pose.
[Commentary ends]
Phil approached his wife and, seeing the look on her face, asked, "So what happened?"
"No, no, no," Claire immediately said. "Nobody asks Dani any more follow-up questions."
Jay agreed. "For once, I'm with Claire. Nobody asks him anything else."
"Thank you! Finally," Dani remarked.
"We're not defending you, idiot!" Claire scoffed, still angry about all the information he had exposed.
"Okay." Dani ignored her. "Here are your gifts, Sis and Phil."
"Tickets to the Duran Duran concert," he said, listing two more presents he had already left in the kitchen.
"Now, I'm leaving since I have somewhere to be."
Dani was about to say goodbye, but he stopped and looked at his BlackBerry 7230, which had access to his email.
"Jesus, Sis. Did you set your email to automatically forward everything to me again?"
"What?" Claire exclaimed.
He typed on his phone. "Oh, there's one from Gloria from this morning."
Dani started to read. "'I can't work on the bake sale this week... because you're a bossy control freak who looks down on my cupcakes, even though your lemon squares were very dry.'"
Gloria, who had returned smiling after managing to delete the email, immediately changed her expression when she heard Dani reading the message.
"Ah, now the cupcakes and everything else make sense," he chuckled softly. "It's great to know the whole story, so I can tell it properly in the future."
But soon Dani said, "Oh, well, nothing to do with me. I need to go, my good family, lovely seeing everyone. Goodbye."
He waved his hand and ran, already sensing the danger around him.
Claire shot an annoyed look at Gloria, but she quickly turned her face away, muttering, "Images!"
[Daniel commentary]
"Ah, I love sharing stories. Maybe that's why I'm a writer," Dani said thoughtfully.
"And my family has a lot of good ones! I still have so many secret stories to share, I just need the perfect moment to do it!"
"Timing is essential. Timing can turn a good story into an amazing one!"
"Oh," he clarified, "not all of them involve sexual content. Just some of them..."
"And I always protect the kids, even when I sometimes don't think it's a big deal," he stated.
"The adults? The adults can handle it," Dani dismissed any concern.
[Commentary ends]
After that whole situation, the day continued incredibly normally.
With Gloria and Jay heading to Vegas and enjoying their day, Claire and Phil decided to enjoy Valentine's Day and leave the conversation with the kids for the following day.
Haley also enjoyed the day with her boyfriend, Dylan. But she didn't do anything 'inappropriate' since she was still suffering from some PTSD. If Phil knew about this, he would say that some bad things happen for the best.
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Dani, Mischa, and Lexi were enjoying the rest of Valentine's Day in the hot tub at his house.
Mischa was sitting on his lap, one arm wrapped around his neck, kissing him.
Lexi was lazily resting her head on his shoulder, their hands intertwined under the water.
"Hey, Dani," Mischa called after finishing the kiss.
He opened his eyes. "What?"
"Don't you feel like you're missing our present for you?" she asked.
"Huh?" he genuinely exclaimed.
Dani ran his hand over her body. "I spent almost the entire day with you two. I got laid in the morning and now."
"That's an awesome present for me!" He made a happy face, pulling her in for another kiss.
"You even let me play with your balloon knot," he whispered, grinning.
Mischa bit his shoulder. "Of course you had to end with that..."
Lexi finally opened her eyes and picked up an envelope she had left beside her.
She kissed Dani and gave him the envelope. "It's our present for you, Dani."
"Ooh, what is it?" He got excited.
He quickly opened it and saw that there was a card inside - a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card from Monopoly.
After a moment, he gave up. "Yeah, I don't get it. So I can go to prison and you two can get me out?"
"How would we do that?" Lexi shook her head. "Even Prudence's dad would have difficulty doing that, depending on what you committed..."
"Besides, he'd probably be happy to see you in prison..." Mischa added.
Then Lexi revealed what the present actually meant. "We haven't really defined our relationship, or whatever name you want to give this mess of ours."
"But we can pretty much establish that it's the four of us, with you and Prudence being more public, since Mischa and I don't want the problems that would come if we went public."
He nodded.
Lexi continued, "So this is a free pass for one girl."
"But she won't become part of this," Mischa clarified.
"It's like when you have a dog and take off its leash so it can play around for a little while," Lexi concluded.
"You two can keep mocking me, it's still an awesome present!" He grabbed both of them and pulled them closer.
"But right now, I have no interest in thinking about another girl!"
Mischa yelped, "Dani! Don't just stick your finger in there all of a sudden!" she scolded him.
Lexi just bit him, since he had done the same to her.
"Ouch, Lexi, I think you're the dog here!" he joked.
The trio kept fooling around all night long.
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[Dani, Haley, Alex, and Luke commentary]
"After what happened..." Haley said, "they talked to us the next day."
Luke continued, "And we gave our parents another present. A door lock."
Dani simply nodded, amused.
"We thought the lock was a really good idea. But the problem is, it makes a noise." Alex placed both hands on her face.
Haley added in anguish, "A loud noise!"
And almost as if to prove it, the noise was heard.
The two girls groaned, while Dani remarked, "Ha, Phil is getting some!"
Now the girls were glaring at him.
[Commentary ends]
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