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In the beginning there was Adam, Eve, Lilith and Lucifer.
You know the story of them, but what if I told you there was one more component to it.
In the Garden of Eden, the tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil stood, though it was mostly just the tree of evil.
When Yahweh came into this universe, he was decided as all good, he was decided as the ultimate driving force of this universe, however, for every reaction there must be an opposite reaction.
That was how the tree was created, but how I came to be was much much different.
Adam saw the roots of the tree, going closer, but never plucking a fruit off of its branches. He saw the shadows and the roots and decided to give them a name of his own…
ROO
That's my name, the one that you gave to me.
"Yeah, I get that shit, can you get to the fucking point already!?" Adam basically yelled, his head going from his corpse on the ground to Roo and back, obviously confused outta his mind.
You never had a flair from drama She said, crossing her arms in a pout. Fine, if you wanna skip to the end so bad, I'll skip to the end.
Lucifer got with Lilith, they ate the apple, Adam and Eve ate the apple, God made hell and couldn't unmake it and fell into a deep depression, yadda yadda yadda, but the interesting part comes after, the part that concerns your corpse on the ground.
When you and Eve got sent to Earth, your arrival shifted the scales of the planet. There were concepts, but they weren't solidified yet and instead given forms like yourselves, humanoid but not human at all.
Poseidon, Thor, Ra, the Gods you know of today were still there back in your time, fewer than you know of now of course, but they were still there. They simply existed instead of living, being unconscious and having their domain do its thing. When you and Eve matured, they matured into their own feeling thinking entities
And this, Adam…Is how you died.
"No the fuck it's not."
…Excuse me?
He crossed his arms. "I couldnt've died to one of those fucking losers, they weren't around when I was on Earth back then."
If you would simply let me explain then I would be able to give you the answers.
"I'm just calling out your lies when I see them–"
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
"..."
Okay, now that we've come to an agreement, allow me to continue :)
It was only a matter of time before one of you found out about the other, Zeus wanting to covet Eve. You beat him, of course, but then him, poesidon and Hades came. You bested them too, but with much more difficulty, and since Eve was still pregnant with Cain, she couldn't help you.
It was right when Cain was born that all 6 of them, Hades, Zeus, Poseidon, Demeter, Hera, and Hestia all came for you and that was your first death, a death that wouldn't get you into Heaven.
…But God refused.
Although he couldn't kill these beings outright, he could very well make sure that you wouldn't die to them. So he reset to when you and Eve first came to Earth with some minor tweaks.
And when you died again, he reset.
Again and again and again.
Due to you being in his image, he couldn't even use his omniscience on you or anybody that got involved with you. He couldn't see his angels if they took a walk with you, he could only see everything around it.
The answer on why you kept dying was obvious, hell, the reason why you couldn't go to Heaven nor Hell despite being the template for humanity was obvious, but God couldn't accept it, his empathy and love blinding his own eyes until he could only despair at why it as happening.
The reason, of course, was sabotage. The Arch-angels all hated you. They wanted you gone for good for taking up so much love of their father, so they decided to kill you or conspire to kill you in secret with the other Gods.
32,428,714, it took 32,428,713 times of you dying before God finally took the hint and killed them all, genociding each and every God until he eventually ran out of energy and fell asleep, still not waking up to this day.
"..." Adam was silent for a second, kneeling down to his body and placing a hand on it, feeling the ever-so cooling of his own warmth. "You know Roo, you're a pretty good liar, nowhere near that snake cunt, but pretty damn good, but there's just one thing. You are a dogshit ass manipulator."
…Wut?
"You heard me, bitch." He let out a bark of laughter, sitting down near his body. "Seriously, you thought that just taking Eve's form and telling me that 'ThE EviL EvIL AngElS AE AlL ToO BlAMe.' would ever be enough to convince me? Get a clue, bitch. Telling people exactly what they wanna hear is like basic baby manipulation 101 shit."
Adam, I–
"No no, you don't need to say anything, you've already done more than enough." He said, getting up and actually walking towards her. "You know, if you wanted to get me out of killing myself, you really did do it, this has been one big fuckin' hoot and a holler. If I ever was enough of a chump to even entertain this bullshit, then I really gotta step up my game, you know what I mean?"
"Hell, even your lies are shitty. Seriously, Mettatron, Michael, Gabriel and Sera killing me 32,428,714 times for taking up to much of dad's love? Hey dumbass, dad had unlimited love to give, he was fucking God! Father damn, you're just insulting my intelligence at this point, I'm not the brightest bulb in the box, but I'm not a fucking retard, you idiot! Fucking Jesus could lie to my face better and he literally couldn't lie at all."
No I'm telling the truth, I–
"Didn't I say save it, you fucking slut?" He asked, walking away from her without even a second glance. "Whatever bitch, fuck you and your dumbass lies, I'm outta here."
Even if you wanted to leave, you couldn't. Your holy light is useless here in my realm.
"Bitch, I'm the son of God. Watch me." Was all he said before reaching his hands out and to Roo's surprise sparks began to come out about a foot in front of him. The sparks multiplied exponentially until they formed into a golden portal right in front of him. "What'd I say?"
…
'Yeah, speechless aren't ya, motherfucker? Don't worry, maybe I'll visit you or some shit when I get some clothes on." Was the last thing he said before he–
"...Huh?"
He opened his eyes, looking around only to see water. He sat up in his bathtub slowly, shaking his head and draining it, getting out of the tub to go to his room and dry off, only to stop in front of the mirror.
In addition to his wrists being completely normal, no stitches at all, his right eye had a completely black sclera with a crimson-red iris.
"Huh…That's new."
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THE END
Sorry that this one is mega-short, it was more of an "exposition-dump" along with being a sort of beginning to Adam's arc. Next chapter we'll go into whatever Lucifer and James are doing at this moment.
No, they are not having gay sex.
…Yet.
Ok bbbyyyyeeee!