Hey guys
fun fact, I'm taking commissions now. I figured that I should make money off something I like doing now that my pockets are a bit parched. Go to here to see my Kofi. or to https://ko-fi.com/mrlegantrop
5 bucks a thousand words, pretty low, but this is my first time doing this and I need to get the feel for it. You should probably message me, either here on QQ, on Ko-fi or on Discord so we can discuss if I wanna do your comm or not. My discord is mrlegantrop99027.
I also have a new comm. I can't say anything yet, but for my Web novel peeps I'm gonna put this one and the other in a new story, but it's gonna be about Record of Ragnarok.
Now onto the chapter.
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"P-p-please tell me you're joking."
"No, no I'm not, James."
The aforementioned James was on his knees, hugging Niffty's waist while tears freely flowed from down his face. "Anything but that, please, literally ANYTHING ELSE! You name it, I can do it, just please…Please."
"I'm not gonna change my mind, no sex for 3 months."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
After he and Angel Dust arrived at the hotel, Nifty quickly called a meeting between her, Angel Dust and Charlie in a separate room that excluded James, Charlie making it so that he couldn't listen in even if he really wanted to.
After about 30 minutes of deliberation between the three and a penchant for mischief, they all came to a unanimous agreement of depriving James of sex for 3 whole months. "Niffty please, I'm like an incubus, I can't survive for that long without sex."
"How did you grow up then?"
"Don't worry about that, worry about the sanctity and health of your boyfriend."
She crossed her arms under her chest." I told you James, my answer and everyone else's answer's are gonna stay the same."
"Fuuuucck."
"And no jerking off either."
"FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So James was not having a good time at all. The worst part was that she somehow convinced Charlie to cast some kind of curse on him to literally be unable to jerk off or access any one of their holes. He thought that this was bad, horrible actually, but that he could get through it relatively sane.
And then the next day passed and he thought he was gonna explode in horniness.
While he was in Heaven, he didn't do anything sexual. Not only because he was under constant surveillance, but without either his girlfriends or boyfriend, he just couldn't find the urge to get it up and crank the hog. But now that he was in Hell again and surrounded by the voluptuous bodies of his harem, the full effects of the month had smacked him like a runaway train.
A month and a day of pent-up Archfiend Incubus libido had him feeling almost drunk. He found everything sexy, Angel Dust's fat ass being pointed to him when he bent over to pick up a snack he dropped, Nifty's throat bulging as she gulped down some orange, hell, even Charlie's breasts bouncing whenever she walked. In only the first hour of the day, he already felt like he was going to explode.
He excused himself to go and try to talk to Daki for a little friendly hang-out session, but instead, she didn't even acknowledge him. Apparently, Niffty had already talked to her and asked her to not talk to him for a week. So now he couldn't even talk to his friend while being surrounded by people he wants to impregnate.
He only lasted for 3 days until going crazy.
He asked B2A to roll him something that could be able to use his senses better and B2A gave him…
Rolling…Rolling…
Jake Thayne's Primal Hunter Bloodline.
Somehow disregarding literally everything else, he decided on the bright idea of focusing all of his senses on Lucifer. Maybe if he was a little weaker, even attempting to use his senses while Lucifer was in the area would result in a brain hemorrhage, but James could at the very least pinpoint his position.
Why was he doing this, you ask? Well his thought process was simple. He just wanted someone to talk to and hang out with without being tempted to fuck them silly. The closest thing he had to a friend here (that wasn't a FUCKING TRAITOR) was Lucifer after he convinced him to let him and Charlie go to Heaven after smoking some weed.
Maybe they could smoke again and he could just be chill.
And even if Lucifer was blessed with an amazing pear-shaped body that James would love to make his, he would NOT have sex with Lucifer, he's Charlie's dad for crying out loud. Even if they shared a similar waist line and skin so pale that it seemed to be calling out for him to defile it, he would NOT have sex with Lucifer.
He would NOT pin him down and have his asshole memorize every vein and ridge of his cock while he pounded him into a drooling mess.
He would NOT reshape his throat into a sheathe for his cock and give Lucifer a chronic addiction to Archfiend cum.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"Who is it…" Lucifer cut himself off, rubbing his eyes from sleep while wearing his rubber-ducky pajamas. "James? Why're you here?"
Even if he wanted to tear those pajamas off with his teeth and get to business on Lucifer's perfect lower half…
He would NOT give into his urges.
*? ? ?*
In the beginning there was nothing.
Then HE came.
The almighty, the highest, El Elyon, YAHWEH.
You may know him as God, but he wasn't like a "god" he was, at the cost of being simply, an eldritch being, one that existed for eon's upon eon's before finally opening his eyes and beginning to create.
With his arrival he created the Earth, the Stars, Heaven, Earth and someplace else…
EDEN.
Yahweh constructed angels first, an extension of his being and an extension of his will for Earth.
Yet, even with all of his children, he seemed lonely.
He reached into the primordial ooze, using his hands to shape instead of create.
He made a man in his image. He made him 9 feet even with shaggy brown hair and pale white skin that he put in Eden to be the first of his kind. The first man.
His name was Adam, Adam Kadmon.
Adam was always a bit stir-crazy so when God saw his son was without companionship he made Eve, the first woman.
He–
"Stop right there, you crazy bitch, you know for a fact Eve wasn't the first."
Nothing gets past you, huh, Adam?
"No, I don't think anything really can. Now will you tell me why I'm here with some fucking spaz or are you just gonna keep bullshitting around?" Adam asked, crossing his arms and looking around.
The woman in front of him was pitch-black in human form, blood-red eyes being opened on various parts of her body that all stared at him as she narrated. The place that they were in, it was….Familiar to say the least. Adam didn't want to hold his breath but he definitely knew what this place was, what this garden was.
Such boyish charm~ The woman said, hugging herself with her arms, her ecstatic mood being clearly expressed by her body language, something that Adam clearly didn't share.
"Listen lady, whoever the fuck you are, I don't got time for your bullshit." He raised his voice walking towards the woman and getting in her face. "I don't know who the fuck you are and I don't know why the fuck I'm here, but I want out, you hear me? I'm giving you more chances than you should reasonably have so don't fuck with me!"
And why should I? She asked, tilting her head. You know for a fact that you were planning on committing suicide, so why should I allow you to go back?
"Because I fucking said so." He growled out. "I was fine with dying there, you hear me? Lute's gone, that Archfiend fuck is still alive and breathing in Hell, potentially conspiring against Heaven now that he's been here and Lilith can be in Heaven permanantly because of that stupid damn deal with Lucifer. Everything is fucked up and it's all because of me, so I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want."
How sad… She hung her head low before the scenery changed. The trees that were almost familiar soon became undeniably recognizable to Adam with their green and luster. Even among all the times he dreamed about it, he could never capture it in this much detail.
It was undeniable. Somehow he was in Primordial Earth again.
Before the Flood everything was different, bigger was the best way to describe it. The quantity and quality of air was bigger, modern humans not even being able to breathe here along with even the smallest of natural structures being comparable to Mount Everest.
However, Adam couldn't admire his old home as he was too preoccupied by what was by his feet.
His very own corpse.
"...What the fuck is this?" He asked, thoroughly creeped out.
It's you, though you don't remember.
"What the fuck do you mean I may not remember? I think I'd remember if I fucking died!"
But that's just the thing, Adam. She looked over, peering into his eyes and staring almost into his soul before her next words.
You've already died 32,428,713 times before this. This corpse right here is simply another body in the pile.
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THE END
Ok guys, if I told you that the next chapter actually had no smut at all, would you believe me?
Originally, the plan was for Niffty to try and destroy James' dick with constant sex, but then I looked back on all the sex perks this guy has and I'm convinced he could fuck a rock and somehow get it pregnant and make it a loyal partner to him. It shifted into Niffty attempting to make James indulge in some freaky kinks, but I thought that was just a bit too weird so now it's just her depriving James of sex altogether.
If you're wondering, the kinks would probably be Niffty getting "raped" outside (Consensual non-consent) bondage, sadism (nothing hardcore) and edging.
Next chapter will be the Adam chapter mostly while also providing some lore about the world and after that James and Lucifer are gonna develop their relationship and dynamic.
No, they won't have say gex yet.
Ok bbbyyyyeeee!