Hey guys
fun fact, I'm taking commissions now. I figured that I should make money off something I like doing now that my pockets are a bit parched. Go to here to see my Kofi. or to https://ko-fi.com/mrlegantrop
5 bucks a thousand words, pretty low, but this is my first time doing this and I need to get the feel for it. You should probably message me, either here on QQ, on Ko-fi or on Discord so we can discuss if I wanna do your comm or not. My discord is mrlegantrop99027.
I also hate it, HATE IT when I watch a reaction to something I like and the person doesn't pick up on jack shit. Especially with music, these guys could be spitting some insane shit, but the reactor will go "ha, that's right." and address nothing else.
Enough of me though, enjoy the show.
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Lucifer's house was…Pretty weird to say the least.
Immediately when I entered, the first thing I noticed was that the guy had a whole lot of rubber ducky's. Seriously, there were enough for them to be up to our waists and I had to basically wade through them like I was in tar or something. Somehow Lucifer didn't have this problem at all, just walking through them like they didn't even exist.
"So whaddya here for?" He asked, snapping his fingers and summoning a cup of what seemed to be coffee, but I didn't trust it at all. "If you wanna try and preach to me about 'improving pentagram city' or whatnot, I'm gonna say the same thing I've said for the past 5000 years. Nope, don't wanna, don't care, fuck you."
"Well, no, that's not exactly what I wanted." I responded, scratching my head. Now that I think about it, what do I want? I came here because I was gonna fucking bust out of lust and wanted to hang out with someone I knew that I haven't fucked and for some reason when I entered, I was just distracted by everything else.
Looking at Lucifer from the back, I focused in on the back of his head, trying not to look at his (Fucking fat as FUCK) ass. "So uhhh, I kinda gotta explain something first and you gotta promise not to kill me or castrate me or just harm me in general."
"What the hell did you do?"
"I kinda…Fought Adam and almost killed him and got redeemed and when I escaped from Heaven, your daughter got a little mad at me, did I mention you daughter's in my harem? Anyways she, along with Niffty and Angel Dust got mad at me and prohibited me from sex or jerking off for 3 months and I came here because I wanted to hang out or maybe try to get professional help for my horniness."
Lucifer turned around, taking a long sip of his coffee while making direct eye contact with me. "...Okay."
"Okay? You're not gonna smite me off the face of the Earth?"
"I'm the DEVIL from the BIBLE. I've seen way worse than whatever BDSM edging shit you have going on with Charlie. She's a big girl and can make her own decisions and you're a…You're an alright guy. Anyone that stands up to Adam is alright with me and you convinced me to give Charlie a shot at Heaven in the first place." He explained, throwing the coffee mug over his shoulder and rubbing his palms together. "Alright, let's get to work."
He clapped his hands and in an instant the whole room changed. The rubber ducks were pushed away and a good few feet around us was pure white for some reason. Without warning I was swept off my feet by a chair, one that I was quickly strapped down to while Lucifer, now in his classic white suit and comically large top-hat walked over to me. "Let's check under the hood."
He swiftly touched my chest, grabbing onto my stomach specifically before just pulling. Somehow without even a touch of pain, my entire stomach opened up like a door before Lucifer put his hand inside of it. "Huh…This is new." He commented, reaching his hand deeper before eventually just putting his entire upper body inside of there, digging around and doing whatever the hell.
Right now I'm just sitting around and letting this happen, especially cuz I'm getting a free show of watching his fat ass jiggle while he digs in my guts.
I would rephrase that, but it's lowkey kinda funny.
Anyway after a couple of minutes, he came back out, his entire upper body covered in some kind black ooze that he quickly shook off. "Alright, I think I know why you're so horny now." he said, cracking his neck. "Even with all your uniqueness, you're still like every other Archfiend so you have RSS, Reverse Sin Syndrome."
"And you're just saying this like I'm supposed to know what the hell that is?"
"I made the term myself back in the day, but it's basically whenever an Archfiend is made, they start indulging in the sin that they never indulged in while they were alive, one that they were most opposed to."
"So mine would be lust?"
"Yeah, pretty much." He shrugged. "From what I saw when I went through your soul and stuff, I saw that you basically gave up on life for a couple of years until you died, hell you were a virgin in hell. So since you indulged in Sloth in life, now that you're an Archfiend in death, you're overcome with lust, weather that's for a good fight or a good fuck, that's all."
That made…Sense. Stupid sense, but sense nonetheless. The only thing I have to ask is what do I do now? I'm hornier than I ever thought possible and the devil who is a fat-assed femboy for some reason told me that I just have to suck it up.
I closed my eyes.
Maybe I could ask him for a pity fuck, maybe I could keep begging Charlie, she would definitely break eventually and we would just have to keep it a secret, hell, maybe I could hire a stripper.
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"Lucifer, can I fight you?"
No, I deserve this. I'm not gonna even try to get my dick wet. I broke my promise and I need to get punished for that, so I'll abide by this horrible punishment to get stronger so if someone like Adam comes again, I can just low-diff him without getting everyone worried.
I opened my eyes and–
"Oh…" Was all he could say as I already saw him holding a comically large landline phone to his ear with the phone saying CHARLIE in bright red bold letters.
"Dude, I didn't even say anything before you tried to call her!"
"I thought you were gonna ask to fuck me, I was gonna snitch on you sOoOOooo hard."
"Well, I'm not, okay? Now answer my god damn question!"
He thinks for a moment, putting a hand on his chin. "Well, I guess you can. Since you're technically a Winner instead of a Sinner, I can actually hurt you and I haven't had a good scuffle in ages." He shrugs before snapping his fingers. The comically large phone disappearing along with me getting freed from my chair and put somewhere completely different.
Looking around, it seemed like we were in a whole new place. Instead of Lucifer's mansion, we were in some kind of giant abandoned city. Everything was some form of black, white or grey as I stood in the middle of a street, broken cars all around me while Lucifer was only a few feet away from me, doing a 'come hither' motion with his hand.
Alright, let's get this started!
***12 AND A HALF MINUTES LATER***
[1X PLATINUM RANDOM TICKET: SURVIVE 10 MINUTES AGAINST LUCIFER]
[Sukuna's Fingers]
|Epic Item|
Jujutsu Kaisen - All 20 fingers of King of Curses, Ryomen Sukuna that each contain 1/20th of his power. Each finger contains incredible cursed energy and will attract cursed lifeforms to it like moths to a flame, a cursed being ingesting the finger will receive a power boost. If a proper vessel ingests the finger they will either incarnate as 1/20th Ryomen Sukuna, exist in the same vessel as him or possibly defeat his fragment and consume the power of said fragment.
Uuuuuggghhhhhhhhhhhh.....
"You got some real interesting abilities y'know? Seriously, I don't know how the hell you managed to do that virtual mass crap, but I never would've thought of it."
Dude, I got my ass kicked.
I pulled out every single trick I had. Star Rage, The Force, B2A, hell, I rolled Gojo's domain expansion and I used it on him and you know what happened? Exactly 2 seconds after I let the domain drop, he was in tip-top shape like he didn't just get infinite information blasted into his cerebral cortex. Word to GOD, this dude is cheating his ASS off.
"Man, you are a hoot and a holler, you know that?" He asked, leaning on his staff before standing up straight and pointing at me. In an instant, I was fully healed, none of the bruises or any of the remnants of the ass whooping I got on my body. Though, more importantly…I wasn't horny out of my mind anymore!
Don't get me wrong, I still thought Lucifer was hot and wanted to have sex with something, but I could actually think straight now! Instead of being horny, I'm just focused on getting stronger and in the midst of getting my ass folded, I think I found the perfect way to do so and I can cheat my way into doing it. "Hey, can we have this be like a daily thing?" I ask, doing some small stretches for my upper body.
"Sure, I'm down any time. You're a pretty fun sparring partner, you know that?" He asked rhetorically, clapping his hands again, causing the city to suddenly disappear again and turn back into his house.
"I wouldn't call getting my shit pushed in anything 'good' but yeah, you're a nice fight as well."
"Alright, see ya around Adam–" He cut himself off, quickly placing a hand over his mouth in embarrassment. "I-I-i-I mean James, S-see ya around James." He sputtered out, going silent for a minute with a tomato red face before clapping his hands, instantly teleporting me out of the house.
You know, if this was a story or something, this was probably foreshadowing to some deep dark reveal of me being like Adam's twin or something. However, it's much more likely that he just misspoke or something.
Now those ways of getting stronger I was talking about. The first one was just going upto Lucifer and asking if I could farm black flashes off of him. I could roll some luck thing like Izuru's Kamakura's luck from Danganronpa or Atari's downright bullshit luck from Sakamoto Days along with Yuji's black flash affinity to go crazy. However, this would have to wait, as Lucifer literally just kicked me out.
The second one, though…
B2A, give me something that'll help me manipulate souls.
Rolling…Rolling…
You got Mahito's Idle Transfiguration.
Perfect…
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"Goooooodddd morning Pentagram city!" Tom Trench said, being in a much better mood than he usually was in. "As you know, my dear dear assistant Katie Killjoy was recently fired and she will be missed… Greatly… Kinda…She's definitely gone. Now, for the news today–" However, before he could even get out another sentence, someone entered the studio he was recording in.
"Hey Tom."
…The Roaring Knight said.
He walked over to the desk Tom was sitting at, sitting casually as Tom looked stunned. "You mind if I make a quick little announcement real fast, Tom?"
"G-go ahead." Tom said, not being an idiot.
"Thanks Tom." He said before turning to the camera. "As of today, I, the strongest sinner there ever was and will be, declare that the Overlord system is now abolished. I will have every single contract and everyone will be treated fairly. I will hunt down every Overlord and I will take their contracts whether they like it or not."
The Roaring Knight got up, walking to the camera.
"You have 24 hours to get your affairs in order before I come collecting."
"Tick tock."
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THE END
So, how was it?
In terms of powerscaling, James as of now with the seven human souls would be like right below pre-Roo Adam, if not on par, and Lucifer is like 1000 times as strong as he was even if he had all the souls Omega Flowey style.
Just think of Lucifer as Beerus, don't make him go 75% or ELSE.
Also, y'all think it'd make for a good fanfic for a younger Hinata to basically be a sugar mama to a younger Naruto. I'm no gonna lie I haven't watched a lick of Naruto so imma be LARPing a bit, but I think it'd be fun.
Ok bbbyyyyeeee!