27th Day Noon Inn White Weirdo Pervert Meeting
We made Haru-kun go to the guild to appear and we are investigating what really happened. We are searching for the truth. The culprit's confession is impossible to understand anyway.
Seriously, what is Haru-kun's special skill of reporting, contacting, and consulting? It has never been useful even once. Is that not actually a bad status? Well, even with skills it is probably impossible to reform Haru-kun.
"I was sure Haru-kun would go missing in the dungeon, but it turned out to be a large monster invasion instead…"
"Later I heard that a few days ago he saw an orc at the entrance to the forest? Or rather he bludgeoned it, so the flag was already there. By the time we heard about it the flag had already been completely wiped out."
"No, if he goes to the dungeon he will definitely fall. There is no way he would not fall."
"With that guy, even if he falls he would say something like 'If I crash does that mean I conquered the labyrinth?' and come back normally, right?"
"He did not notice the large monster invasion? Why? Why did he think it was a bulk-buying tour?"
"He insisted that because they came out one by one it was not a big invasion. The culprit did."
"Yeah, it does not seem like he was lying… If they were in a group he would have wiped them out with magic… He apparently beat all of them… even the king."
"Ah~ He kept insisting 'I was attacked by monsters so I am the victim, right?'"
"Normally victims do not massacre the attackers, right? Not really?"
"Why did the story spread that this town is super popular among monsters? He said someone must be advertising? What?"
"Why did he think he would get a prize? Monster master? Game brain? …It was apparently perfect…"
"He said once he started bashing he could not stop… He kept bashing and it became perfect? Something like that…"
""""Haaah~""""
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"We all decided to protect Haru-kun~ right? But what exactly are we supposed to protect him from~? That?"
"""......Yeah"""
If we are protecting something, it will end up being protecting the monsters from Haru-kun. No matter how you look at it the victims are the monsters.
"Seriously, if something comes up that we have to protect Haru-kun from, we should probably just give up~ It is impossible."
"""......Yeah"""
That is right, huh? Has the level wall been smashed to pieces? He is beating kings left and right…
"He himself thinks he is a mob character… If all the mob characters in the story were like Haru-kun, the moment the demon king appears he would get bludgeoned, right? The demon race would become protected species, right? If we do not protect them from the mobs they will become endangered species for sure."
"""…He will kill them"""
A world where mob characters are peerless… We do not need heroes, right? The world crisis is for the monsters? An extinction crisis?
"Lately the people in town are casually carrying clubs, but what is a mob? Does it mean bludgeoner? Are all those people like Haru-kun?"
"Ah… Yeah… They have really nice clubs, normally…"
"Before we knew it a club specialty store opened and it seems to be doing great business? It was supposed to be a weapon shop?"
"In front of the inn the kids were playing by hitting each other with clubs~ They looked like they were having fun…"
"""…This town does not need protecting, does it?"""
Monsters, run away~ This town is dangerous~ It is not popular, it is a massacre~ A mass bludgeoning~ Come to think of it Haru-kun once said the strongest might be Villager A? Who? Villager A? The mob people are way too dangerous, right?
It seems this is not a world of swords and magic, but clubs. ...…Primitive people? Punching it out with goblins?
Before we knew it some of the girls bought two or three too? Even though they are sword users? Is it popular? A bludgeoning boom? Will I end up buying one someday too? Will I end up punching it out too? The source of the trend gets lectured!