27th Day Early Afternoon Omui Guild
I was dragged to the guild master's room, forced to listen to the guild master's long story, escaped from the guild master's room, finished the buyback, and then ran into the spear uncle. Spear uncle and small talk… What is with this threatening uncle rate? I can burn them all down now, right? Soon. Ah, I was definitely summoned to this world to destroy all the uncles… Eh!?
"Is that for real? For real? For real? For real? For real? For real? Really for real? For real for real? Serious for real? No mistake? You are not lying? If you are lying it is Earth Needle Thousand Sakura, okay? Really really true? Can I stab you? A thousand?"
When I went down to the first floor of the guild the spear uncle was there. He accused me of "Because of you I went through horrible things…" with some false charge, but I completely ignored it and got information about the suspicious peddler. He still has my favorability and apparently will not be back for a while. My opposite-sex favorability.
While listening to the story, I learned that most of those mysterious items are cheap because they come from the dungeon. They sometimes do buybacks right in front of the dungeon too. I can buy them now. I can buy three. No, there was only one, but I might not have enough, right? My opposite-sex favorability? I feel like it is not enough? I got yelled at again today too?
Also he said he does not want to get stabbed with Earth Needle. I will think of a different technique.
"Otaku! Otaku A! O, T, A! Hand over the dungeon information! Right now! Immediately! If you do not I will sic the bitches on you! All five of them!! Head bite? So spit it out!"
Geez, these slow otaku. Seriously, stop otaku-ing around forever and hurry up. The pheromone ring in the dungeon is calling me!
"!! …So I was Otaku A… Wait, O, T, A is too abbreviated! Only one letter! Also, I reconciled with Shimazaki-san and the others! Do not sic them on me! It is the first time someone said thank you to me…"
"No? That does not matter? Hand over the dungeon information! Right now! Immediately! If you do not I will sic the muscle-brained idiots on you too! All five of them!! Head idiot? So spit it out!"
"Hey! That was a nice story and you cut it off! Also, Kakizaki-kun and the others apologized to me! 'Head idiot' is just an insult now!! And you still do not remember anyone's name!?"
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I pressed Otaku A for answers, snatched the report from Otaku B, and made Otaku C explain.
"…, So I was Otaku B…, No, I thought so for a while…"
"What is O, T, C? Are you ETC's buddy? Because you abbreviated it by only one letter it became impossible to read!"
These noisy guys. They should think about my favorability too. Just imagine it. In a dark labyrinth, with no one finding me, for a very long time, for what feels like forever, my favorability is waiting for me!
First of all, it is way too shameless for mere otaku to try to become buddies with ETC. Apologize to ETC. ETC is useful, right? It is different from OTC. OTC. You would just get carsick and throw up even if I let you ride in a car. Seriously, what is Otaku A even saying.
Anyway, first is shopping. I made the otaku create a list of necessary items. If I show it to the older sister at the general store she will probably have everything. I have to hurry or my favorability, my opposite-sex favorability… Faster, even faster…
I got yelled at by the soldiers? If flying is not allowed they should write it properly? I did not know? There is not even a sign, right? No one knows that flying is not allowed. Seriously, it is the administration's fault so why am I the one getting yelled at? I am in a hurry?
I finally reached the general store. I finish shopping as fast as possible.
"Onee-saaan, this, everything written on this paper, sell it all to me! Super quick!!"
I need preparations anyway. Since it is called a labyrinth it is probably a maze. If it was just a cave I would renovate it and live there. It would be more dangerous than the labyrinth.
"Um, this? You want me to gather all this? We do not sell 'love and courage and friendship'?"
Before conquering the labyrinth I will step on the otaku and destroy them. Just hunting and burning them was apparently too soft.
If love can be bought I will not go to the labyrinth, I will go buy it right away. Where is it sold? That is what I want to know most!
"Also… 'A rope of nearly infinite length, because I will definitely fall from a cliff! All the way to the bottom!' We have rope but… only limited length? Why are you planning to fall from a cliff?"
I have zero intention of falling from a cliff, but on the way back I will drop the otaku into hell. It has been proven that even a cliff is too gentle for them.
"Also, 'companions'… Do I have to buy them or they do not exist? We do not sell them?"
All right! It is war. They are picking a fight with a loner! I will seal them away. Let us Inferno them. They can go bald forever.
"Also, we do not have 'common sense' in stock…? None? …None."
What kind of list were you making!? It is an insult list! Why is it necessary for the labyrinth? Actually you guys need it. It sounds bad. Did they say something at the end?
"The small items I can gather but… 'Anger manager person, class rep recommended' is impossible."
What exactly do they think I am? It seems I need to make them sit in seiza and ask. That itself should be added to the necessary items list.
Why do I have to go all the way to the labyrinth to get yelled at!? What are you guys even looking for in the labyrinth? Is there a lecture waiting at the bottom? I am not going to a labyrinth like that! Absolutely refused! Even if I conquer the labyrinth I do not need to get lectured there. The inn already has about twenty people worth! It is not just necessary, for some reason it is always stocked. Is it cursed and cannot be removed? …I will hunt them.
When I returned to the inn they had run away.
Because it took time to hunt them I could not go to the labyrinth.
They did not want their heads burned so they were crying while putting up barriers on their heads. Seriously, what a useless cheat ability. I was so close…