Arjun had one request from life.Just one.
"Please… no more hero stuff."Life heard him and laughed.The next day, Arjun stepped out of his house very carefully no banana peels ,no pigeons ,no random disasters.
He smiled "This is it. My normal life is back."A black car stopped in front of him.
"…never mind."
The door opened slowly.
A man in a black suit stepped out.
Sunglasses. Serious face. Movie-level entry."Arjun Sharma?" he asked.Arjun immediately panicked."I did not commit any crime!"
Man replied " We know,that make it worse" then he handed Arjun a card ."National Secret Security Agency."Arjun blinked.
"…this is fake."😏
Man replied " It's not but it looks fake .We expected this reaction but I'm expecting kidnapping".The man sighed.
"Get in the car."Arjun didn't move So they gently… aggressively… convinced him.Inside the car—
Arjun sat stiffly "I want to go home."
NO
OKAY
At the agency—
Everything looked serious,Guards,Guns.
People running around like something important was happening.Arjun raised his hand.
"Small doubt… why am I here?"A lady walked in sharp eyes ,Calm voice"We've been observing you."Arjun froze.
"…that sounds illegal.You have successfully stopped multiple criminals."
"I slipped on all of them!"
"Exactly.". .... PAUSE "…what?"She leaned forward."Your actions are statistically impossible."Arjun blinked "I don't like where this is going.""We believe…"
She paused"…you are either extremely lucky."Arjun pointed at himself.
"WRONG."
"…or something is manipulating probability around you."
SILENCE....
Arjun slowly stood up."I think I should leave."
"Sit down." He sat down."This is how horror movies start," he whispered.
Meanwhile—
Somewhere dark ,very dark.
Too dramatic for no reason.A man watched a screen.On the screen Arjun slipping in slow motion.The man smiled " intresting ".This was Vikrant the most feared criminal mastermind."Sir," his assistant said nervously, "he… fell."Vikrant raised a finger.
"Silence."
He replayed the clip again and again."Do you see it?" Vikrant whispered"…he tripped," the assistant said carefully.
"No," Vikrant said."He predicted."The assistant blinked.
"…predicted gravity?"😆Vikrant turned slowly "You lack vision."
Back at the agency - Arjun was eating biscuits.
Because stress = eating.
"So what do you want from me?" he asked.The lady replied—"We want you to join us."Arjun choked.
"JOIN YOU?!"
Yes
"I CAN'T EVEN WALK PROPERLY!"
"Exactly."
"STOP SAYING EXACTLY!"
Before things could get worse—
An alarm rang."VIKRANT ATTACK!" someone shouted.The room froze the lady looked at Arjun "…this is your first mission."Arjun stood up.
"No. No no no. I resign."
"You were not hired yet."
"GOOD"
Too late he was already being dragged.😅