Arjun woke up to 37 missed calls.All from one number."…this is not normal," he muttered,he called back"HELLO HERO JI!" a loud voice exploded through the phone.Arjun flinched."…why are you shouting?""I AM INSPECTOR SINGH!"
"Okay… but WHY are you shouting?""I AM ALWAYS LIKE THIS!""…understandable."
Inspector Singh continued "You caught criminal. Very impressive. Come police station.""I did NOT catch him!""Good. You are humble also."
CALL DISCONNECTED
Arjun stared at his phone "This is how my kidnapping will start."At the police station
Everyone clapped,Actual clapping.Inspector Singh shook his hand like he was trying to break it.
"You have natural instincts.""I have natural bad luck!""Same thing," Singh nodded seriously "UNIQUE STYLE" Rahul (who came to watch) was on the floor laughing.
"I can't breathe this is comedy gold!"Then suddenly a siren blared."ROBBERY IN PROGRESS!" someone shouted.Inspector Singh pointed dramatically—
"Hero ji, your time has come!"Arjun panicked.
"NO MY TIME HAS NOT COME!"But he was dragged anyway.At the crime scene ,A robber held a bag.Arjun froze "I don't want to die," he whispered.He stepped forward and slipped again and somehow kicked a bucket, the bucket flew hit the robber knocked him out.
SILENCE
Inspector Singh whispered "…legend."
Arjun looked at the sky " I hate my life".