We came to ground and...
Class: What is all this?!
There were many tanks, loaded with missiles, on the ground.
Raghav: What's this? Army training?
Priya (angrily): Don't be stupid. This is a school.
Priyanshu (sadly): Where will we play now?
Teacher: Wh-What is going on?!
Varsha was sitting on a bench under the tree shade. Her elegance is on a different level. She then started reading a book.
Class (red cheeks, in mind): So cute!!!
Raghav: Hey, what's that?
He pointed at a man who was carrying many hockey sticks. He was followed by another man who was carrying grenades. In one corner, ninjas were assembled while on other, there were assassins. Some guys carried cannon balls too.
Raghav: What are they doing? Preparing for world war?
Yash: Maybe some asshole challenged them all.
Class (yells at me): YOU ARE THAT ASSHOLE!!!
Priyanshu: Maybe he is right.
Everyone looked at him.
Priya: What do you mean? You mean they all are gathered here to dispose of this insect?!
Raghav: This could be true. After all, he challenged the whole school on stage.
Then the class looked at me. I was gone.
Raghav: Where did he go now?!
They all looked at Varsha who was reading a book. She glanced at them and then pointed to her right, her face behind the book.
Class (red faced, in mind): So cute!!!
They all looked in the pointed direction. I was standing there drinking tea with 3 army generals. The class was like… 😳😵
Yash: What exactly are you all doing?
General: Some idiot boy challenged the school. He's trying to be a don here! We are here to dispose him.
Yash: Hmm… Is that so? When you find him, tell me too. I'll beat him too.
General: Sure. Your contact info?
Yash: Oh, my contact no. It's 123 X Triple X and XNXX.
General: What?! That's one rare no. What do you do?
Yash: I provide extreme happiness to others.
General: Meaning?
Yash: I sell porn DVDs!!!
They fell down. All of them. Even my class. Varsha was looking at me with keen eyes and face hid behind the book. And yeah, the girl's dress is black skirt, white shirt and coat of black color for winters…
Yash: Hey, can I take a photo with the tanks? I've never seen one in real life!
Then we took a selfie.
Yash: Wow, thanks! See you all.
Then I went away.
General (to his assistant): Oye, Kotya! Did you find the boy?
Kotya (lazily): Sir… we didn't find him, but we found his twin brother!
He showed a photo to the general. It was mine.
General (angrily): Idiot! That's him! That's him! Kill him!!
On the other hand, the kid ghost was inside the tank lobby. There was a joystick to control the head of the missile. It means it was controlled to launch the missile in any specific direction. In front was a screen to see and aim. A red dot was there as the pointer of aim. The kid ghost started playing.
Kid Ghost: Wow!! New Asphalt game!!
He started playing and wherever he moved the joystick, the red point moved.
KG: Wow! Nice graphics! Everything almost looks like a real scene. Hey, even brother Yash is there!! Let's collide the car on him!!
He moved the red point on me. The missile targeted me and locked. The kid ghost pressed a big red button which popped up as the missile was now targeted.
KG: What is this? Oh, a nitro boost to raise speed?!
He pressed the button and missile's countdown started. The screen became fully red.
KG: What?! What happened?! A bug in the game?!
Outside...
Tank: Target locked. Missile firing in 10… 9…
Class: [Tensed] [To me] RUUUUUNNNN!!! RUN AWAYYYYY!!!
Yash: Huh? What?
Class: THE MISSILEEEE!!!
I turned and got tensed. The missile was locked on me.
Tank: Firing in 8…
I ran to the general and the missile's face followed me. Raghav was acting like he was controlling it. He was waving his hands in mid-air and pretending to be a magician.
Raghav: [Acting] A little left… no, no, a little right!
Class: [Yelling Surprised] WHEN DID YOU LEARNED MAGIC?!!
The teacher hit Raghav on his head.
Tank: Firing in 7…
Raghav: Ow!!
Teacher: [Paniked] Stop that thing immediately or you'll blow the whole school. We'll all die!!
Raghav: I can't stop it.
Class: WHAT?!! WHY?!!
Raghav: Because I lost my magic connection. New connection will require 5 hours.
Class: WE'LL DIE UNTIL THEN, YOU IDIOT!!!
Tank: Firing in 6…
I, on the other hand, shook the general.
Yash (Tensed): Stop it! Stop it RIGHT NOW!!
General: I'll do it after I finish my tea.
Yash: Are you mad?
I shook him more hard and accidentally his head hits the tank and he fell unconscious.
Kotya: You killed him? He was our only hope and you killed him! You murderer!
Yash (Yells): HE'S JUST UNCONSCIOUS!! (Casually) Maybe.
We looked at him. He was snoring.
Yash (yells): HE'S SLEEPING?!!
Then I and the other 2 guys started kicking him.
3 of us (angrily): Wake up, you shit!!
He didn't wake up.
Tank: Firing in 5…
Class: What do we do now?!
Everyone started running. I too started running here and there. The missile head still locked on me.
Priyanshu (sadly): I wish I could live a longer life, but this one was good too.
Priya: Save me first, you insects!!
Teacher: It's my last moment. I'll remember Sir Jhonny Sins. I hope my life in heaven may be good.
Raghav: That reminds me...
He caught me while I was running.
Raghav: Hey, is porn DVD allowed in heaven?
Yash: Nice question. If it's allowed, I can do business there too. That'd be a nice opportunity.
The whole class started beating us.
Class (angrily): WE'RE DYING HERE!!
Priyanshu: Hey, don't hit them. If you really want to hit someone, then find the one who started the missile.
Tank: Firing in 4...
Yash: Who might have done this? (mind) Maybe him?
You think I remembered the ghost? No! No! No! The one I suspected is this ultra legend...
Rumor Guy: Huh?
This guy was lying on Goa beach, on a bench. He was drinking coconut water and then he sat up and closed his eyes. He then joined his hands.
Rumor Guy: Hey, Yash!
Yash: Huh? I heard someone.
Raghav: You crazy?
Rumor Guy: I'm talking to you via telepathy. I'm the Rumor Guy. I wanted to say…
Yash: Hm?
Rumor Guy (angrily): Asshole, every problem in your life isn't my fault! Now cut the call!
Then our connection broke.
Yash: What?! The fuck was that?!
Tank: Firing in 3…
Teacher: Ahhh~! What do we do now?!
Then we saw a couple of our class kissing each other. We all looked at them with red faces.
Raghav: That's right! We should follow them and complete our wishes like them.
Yash: Oh? You mean we should kiss too?
Raghav: Bhai! I mean do your last wish completion if possible.
Tank: Firing in 2…
Raghav: I'm going to kiss my girlfriend too!
He walked away. Then he turned and returned.
Yash: What happened?
Raghav: I don't have a girlfriend.
Priyanshu: If kissing is your last wish, then you can kiss me if you want.
Raghav: Fuck you!!!
Priyanshu: Oye Yash, what's your last wish?
Yash: Mine? I want to see a dog and bitch's sex before I die. At least 1 time.
Class: WHAT KIND OF WISH IS THAT?!
Tank: Firing in 1…
Priya: That's it. No one can save us now.
And inside the tank…
Kid Ghost: Where is the restart button? What's this?
He saw a blue button which was having water drop's symbol on it.
KG: Is this to clear the game screen? Let's do it.
He pressed it. Meanwhile…
Raghav: I know! The missile is targeting Yash. Let's throw him in front and run away.
Yash: Yes, yes. Good idea. (yells) But that way I'll die!!
Raghav: But we'll live.
They all held me and threw me in front of the tank. I stood up and got scared.
Tank: Firing in 0… Initiating fire!!
The missile's head opened and another short missile came out of it.
Teacher: [Tensed] Varsha! Get out of there or you'll die!!!
We all looked at her. She was also in the line of sight of the missile. She didn't even moved. What was she doing just sitting there? She just now realised that her life was in danger. Her eyes widened a little.
Yash: (Mind) Damn it! Was she so scared to move?
I ran towards her and the missle's head opened again and another short missile came out. I, until then reached near her and jumped towards her. We both fell on the other side of the bench. I then rolled along with her and now we were behind the tree.
Yash: [Sweetly] You okay? Don't worry, it'll be fine. I don't know how though.
I and she were so close to each other, like we were hugging. She was looking at my face with surprised eyes and blushing. Then a loud noise and a bright light followed and we all closed our eyes. The missile did its explosion.
Rumor Guy: And that's how, the hero of this story, Yash, and his class along with the whole school, died that day.
He was looking at my photo in his phone and then he looked at the setting sun. He cleared his tears.
Rumor Guy: May you Rest in peace, my faviourite prey Ya-
Suddenly, my mom's slipper hit him on his head. He fell down and then stood up.
Rumor Guy: [Casually] Looks like aunty found out that I was lying.
Then a man from nearby yelled.
Man: Hey, how did it became sunset when its 12:23 PM?
Rumor Guy: That's just for background effect. Don't mind it.
Anyways, what really happened was…
The bright light forced us to close our eyes. I hugged Varsha really close to me. She was so red faced and cute. Then the missile's head opened again with a loud bang and a straw came out. A water gun was launched. It created a rainbow.
Class: 😕?! A water gun?!
I slowly opened my eyes.
Yash: Wh-What happened? Are we in heaven already?!
Raghav: Maybe. Because you have a goddess in your arms.
Everyone looked at us. I was clinging to Varsha, well I was hugging her, and she was blushing.
Yash (surprised): Huh?! A Goddess!!? (calming down) Oh, it's just my left neighbour. For a second I thought I was embracing a goddess…
Then I realised that I was embracing her. I got red and left her. I jumped back and bowed while sitting.
Yash (nervously): I-I-I-I-I-I am really-really-really sorry!!!
She stood up like she was angry. She dusted off her clothes and then picked up her book and then she walked towards me.
Yash (confused, mind): She's going to slap me!
Everyone had same thoughts but she walked past me and went inside towards the class.
Everyone (surprised): WHAAAT?!
Yash (happily): Huh… I'm saved?!
Raghav: Nah, she looks so down on you that she wasn't even bothered by this. Maybe she went to washroom to sanitize her clothes where you touched her.
Yash (yells): DO YOU THINK OF ME AS CORONA VIRUS?!
Raghav: Something along those lines.
I sat in a corner, all depressed.
Yash (depressed): I'm low… lower than a pig. I'm so worthless… like an underwear during sex.
Class: WHAT KIND OF DEPRESSION IS THIS?!
Priyanshu: But somehow we are all safe.
I stood up in a cool pose.
Yash (proudly): All happened according to my plan.
The class started beating me.
Class (angrily): STOP ACTING!!
Teacher: Alright, everyone! The ground is occupied, so you all should return to class. You have another period for games, so you can play then.
We all headed back. On the way, the kid ghost returned to me.
Yash (slowly): Where were you?
KG: I went to play a new asphalt game. It then crashed due to some bug, so I left it.
Yash: New asphalt game? I've not heard of it.
KG: It was very realistic. Amazing experience!
We reached to the class. We all took our seats.
Chapter 5 – Post Assembly RUCKUS
*ENDS*
Next time: Chapter 6 – The Sports RUCKUS