After the school...
Raghav and Priyanshu were going back together.
Priyanshu: Hey, what is going on there?
He pointed at a huge crowd gathered near the footpath. They went to check it. I was sitting there and was selling porn DVDs.
Raghav & Priyanshu (yelling): WHAT KIND OF MARKETING JOB IS THIS!!!
Yash: Huh? Oh, hey guys! This is porn marketing.
Both: THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!
The two of them hit me. The public who bought my DVDs thought that they hit me because I was selling fake DVDs. They all started beating me. Then they took their money back from my bag and left.
I was sitting on the ground, stunned.
Yash: You guys… made my hard-earned money slip through my hands… How will I go to WTP now?
Raghav: S-sorry… We were just… pissed.
Yash (crying like a baby): I… I worked so hard…
Priyanshu: Sorry bro. We are really sorry. We know you got a loss because of us.
Yash: Yeah, a huge loss.
Raghav: Yeah, we know. One DVD is of 1500 and you only get 2000. Sorry we took your money.
Yash: What? What 1500 rupees? One DVD only costs me 5 rupees. I make a profit of 1995 on each one.
Raghav: How can it be? One DVD is of 10 rupees. For one 16K video, the data required is at least 350 GB per hour. That makes it 350 rupees. In one DVD there are 4 videos. This makes it 1400 rupees. How can it be only 5 rupees?
Yash: I use VPN to record videos and download them. And the internet… I have been using my neighbour's data and the free internet which sometimes pops up. So, I don't have to worry about anything. I also sometimes use others' hotspots.
Priyanshu: But still, the DVD costs 10 rupees each.
Yash: I buy it in bulk. And 3 months ago, I placed an order of 5,00,000 DVDs and I got 50% off.
Raghav (surprised): What the fck… You bought DVDs worth
25,00,000?! Where the fck did you get so much money?!
Yash: I earned them. This is my usual stock. I have to buy every 4 to 6 months. By selling porn, I bought 13 flats on the moon last week.
Both (yelling): 13 FLATS ON MOON?!
Yash: Yes. I'm thinking about selling them and buying a big AC mansion on Mercury.
Raghav: Mercury? But it's a very hot planet.
Yash: That's why I'm buying an AC mansion. I'll put it on rent for 10 lakh JPC per day.
Priyanshu: JPC? What's that?
Yash: JPC means "Jai Porn Coin". Mercury will have a new currency. 1 JPC is equal to 100 Sins Coins.
Raghav: What is Sins Coin?
Yash: It's a currency on Jupiter. I have 3 houses there. Rent is 5 lakh Sins Coin per day.
Priyanshu: YOU EVEN HAVE FLATS ON JUPITER?! JUST HOW RICH ARE YOU?!
Raghav: What is value of 1 Sins Coin in rupees?
Yash: 1 JPC = 100 Sins Coin = 100 crore rupees. That means 1 Sins Coin = 1 crore rupees.
Both (yelling): HOW THE F*CK ARE YOU MIDDLE CLASS AFTER EARNING SO MUCH?!
Yash: That's the power of porn!
Then they both looked at each other and in the next scene, they both were selling my porn DVDs.
Both: "Porn le lo! Porn le lo! ₹1500 rupay per CD!"
Yash (yelling): DON'T RUIN MY BUSINESS!!!
Then I forced them to go home.
The next day, at the school gate, Raghav, Priyanshu and
Varsha were there.
Varsha was wearing a mini skirt of red colour and a shirt on top. Over the shirt was a blue jacket. She also wore high knee black socks and heels.
Raghav was wearing jeans and a shirt whose sleeves were folded.
Priyanshu was wearing a half sleeve T-shirt and jeans.
Raghav (flirting): Hey Varsha, you look hot today.
Priyanshu: Why, doesn't she look hot the rest of the days?
Raghav (to Priyanshu): Did I ask you?
(to Varsha) Don't mind this idiot. You look hot daily, but today you're extra hot.
Priyanshu: Asshole, what is this "extra hot"? Is she some burger or pizza?
Raghav stared at Priyanshu angrily and Varsha smiled.
Varsha: Thanks.
Raghav: I was hoping for a better reply.
Varsha: I replied. Isn't that enough?
Raghav: Well, I'm glad you replied but still… I was hoping for more.
Priya (from behind): Your family doesn't have any hope in you, what do you expect from others?
They turned back. Priya was walking towards them. She was wearing tight jeans and a top. She was carrying an umbrella.
Raghav: Another cold girl arrives. How are you?
Priya: It doesn't concern you. Where is that insect?
Priyanshu: He isn't here yet.
Priya: What? But the teacher said that I was the last one to submit my form.
Raghav: What?!
Then he looked at Priyanshu.
Raghav: You girls go ahead. We'll find him and meet up with you at WTP.
Then they split up. Raghav and Priyanshu went to look for me. They stopped to rest and were standing near a shop.
Raghav: Where the f*ck did he go?
Then they heard a man in the shop ordering something.
Man: Hey, give a cold drink and 13 lollipops for Sir Yash.
Priyanshu: What did he say?
Raghav: Let's find out. (To the man) Hey, waiter!
That man was some random guy for these two.
Man (angrily): Who are you calling waiter? I'm a bank manager!
Raghav: Whatever. Do you know Yash?
Man: Sir Yash? The one who came to deposit 5 lakh rupees in our bank?
Priyanshu (shocked): F*ck! He earned 5 lakh rupees by selling those DVDs?!
Raghav (to manager): We want to meet him. Lead the way.
They reached the bank and saw me sitting in the AC room of the manager. They both came to me and slapped me.
Raghav: You bastard! We were waiting at the school gate for you. Come with us or we'll beat your ass.
The three of us reached WTP and met up with the girls.
Priya: What took you so long?
Priyanshu: We were stuck in traffic.
Yash: Yo Varsha! You're looking good. You too, Priya.
Priya: Tsk. Like I'm happy to hear that.
Varsha (blushing): Th-thank you. I'm glad to hear that.
Raghav: What's with that cute answer to his lame-ass compliment? I said much better words.
Yash: So this is WTP, huh? This is one fancy mall. I'll give it to them. Let's go.
We then went inside the mall.
My life can never be without ruckus, can it? If the ruckus and romance are removed, then there is nothing left here.
Anyways, the current ruckus is…
Yash (running): Why did this scene get repeated again?
Raghav was running in 1st place. Priya was firing gun bullets at him and was in 2nd place. I and Priyanshu were in 3rd place, and Varsha followed us with an angry look and a stick in her hands. Behind her were the security guards.
Yash (running): How nostalgic. It's same as Chapter 3.
Priyanshu: Won't you tell the readers how we ended up like this?
Yash: They all know whose fault this is. It's Raghav's. What exactly happened was…
Flashback time →
We five are now inside WTP.
Yash: This is one fancy mall.
Priyanshu: Where should we go first?
Raghav: Let's go to buy clothes first and then we can look around and have fun.
Priya: We'll buy girls' clothes first.
Raghav: No! That was my idea, so boys' clothes first!
Yash: Let's go buy their clothes first. It doesn't matter.
Priyanshu: You have no idea how long does a girl take to choose clothes, do you? It's nearly eternity!
Yash: It can't be that long.
Priya: Yeah, we'll be quick. Right, Varsha?
Varsha: Yeah, I'll be done in a few minutes.
We all went for their clothes and then…
Yash (later): You were right. It is eternity long. And yet, after looking around in 15 shops, they bought nothing.
Raghav: I have an idea. (To girls) Hey, you two check some stuff here. We'll be back in a couple of minutes.
Priya: Where are you going?
Raghav: Just to get some ice creams.
Then we three went out and returned after half an hour. The two of them were still choosing.
Varsha: I have no idea what to buy. I am so confused.
Priya: Same here. Both are cute — me and this cloth.
Then we walked to them.
Raghav (trembling voice): Hey… aren't you finished yet?
The girls turned and got startled.
Varsha & Priya (scared): Whaaat!!!
Priyanshu (trembling voice): Why are you yelling?
Priya (tense): Wh-what happened to you?!
Raghav: Huh?
Yash (tense, trembling): You have been shopping for too long…
We all were wearing fake beards and appearances of old man. The girls thought that they really were shopping for 70 years and we got old in the time.
Priya: What? Th-that can't be!
Varsha came to me with a stunned look. She was trembling and her eyes were filled with tears.
Varsha (crying): I… I… th-this… isn't… real… no…
She hugged me and kept on sobbing.
Varsha (crying): I… I didn't know that my shopping for the
first time would lead to this… I… I'm so sorry! Uwaaah! I'm sorry, everyone!
Priya was also feeling guilty, but just as she was about to say sorry to Raghav, she noticed something suspicious.
Priya (sadly): I'm sorry too, Raghav.
Raghav: It's okay. Keep apologizing for all your sins. Hold your ears.
She held her ears, but then she noticed that my beard was getting untied because Varsha was clinging to me. She made an angry face and pulled Raghav's beard. It came off.
Raghav and Priyanshu looked at her with tense and scared expressions. Varsha was still crying.
Varsha (sobbing): I… I never got the chance to tell you that I… I really… lo—
She also realized that the beard was fake. She let go of me. The beard fell down and I was eating a lollipop while looking at her innocently.
Yash: Huh? What?
Then I realized my beard fell. The three of us got cornered to a wall and the two girls stood like demons in front of us.
Yash (scared): Th-this was all Raghav's idea! Sorry!
Priyanshu: Yeah! We are innocent. Believe us. It was all his fault. We didn't do anything.
Raghav: You bastards! How could you sell your friend?!
Varsha & Priya (smiling like devils): You three deserve a prize for this awesome acting.
And then, the next second, the flashback ended.
Priya (pissed): Stop and let me give you your prize! A body full of holes!
Raghav: No thanks! I'm happy without it!
Yash: We are sorry, Varsha. Forgive us!
Priyanshu: Where did she get the stick from?
Yash: They must be guards'.
Priyanshu: Then why are the guards running in the first place? Shouldn't they chase Varsha?!
Yash: I… I don't know… I'm getting tired…
Then I noticed mom's slipper following us alongside Varsha.
Varsha: Wait, how did this slipper come here?!
Yash (scared): Damn it! It's Mom's!
Then the chase kept going for 10 minutes. Finally, the guards were scolding the five of us. We were back at Square 1 now.
Yash: Hey, let us boys choose your clothes. It'd be faster.
Priya: Why do I have to wear the clothes you choose?
Yash: Fine. What about you, Varsha?
Varsha: I… I don't mind.
Priya: What? They will choose inappropriate dresses!
Yash: No, we won't!
Varsha: Let's give them a chance.
Priya: Ugh! Fine! But I'll only agree for this once.
Then the three of us chose one outfit for both of them. The first one was Priyanshu's choice — a white gown for Priya and blue for Varsha.
Priya: What do you think it is? My marriage?
Yash: It looks good. 8 points.
Raghav: Yup, 8 points.
Priyanshu: I'd say 10 points.
Varsha: 8 points, Priya.
Priya: Not you too! Ugh. Fine… 5 points. As for you, Varsha… 7.
Priyanshu: 10 points.
Raghav: 6 points. The white is better for her.
Yash: 7 points. I agree.
Varsha: I'll give it 7 points too.
Yash: Priyanshu's total is 39 points for Priya and 37 for Varsha. Next is Raghav.
He bought jeans, a T-shirt, and a jacket. A casual choice.
Yash: 8 points each.
Raghav: 10 points each.
Priyanshu: (pouts) 7 points each. Mine was better!
Priya: Well, it does suit my style… so 10 points each.
Varsha: 10 points to Priya but… I hate mine. 5 points only.
Raghav: Whaaat?! Noooo!!
Yash: Raghav's total is 46 points for Priya and 41 for Varsha. And now my turn. I don't know much about girls' clothing, but still, I did my best. Here…
I bought a short frock of western style in black colour for Varsha only.
Raghav: You didn't buy for Priya?
Yash: She denied.
Then Varsha came out after changing. She was looking stunning.
Raghav (red face): A… A 10 from me.
Priyanshu (red face): Same.
Priya: I have to say, it is cute. 10 points from me too.
She turned to me.
Varsha (blushing): H-How is it?
Yash: Tell me your opinion first.
Varsha (blushing): I… I like it. 10 points from me.
Yash (smiling): Then 10 points from me too. I'm glad you liked it.
Priyanshu: He scored a perfect 50 points. Amazing, bro!
Yash: And Raghav's dress won for Priya.
Priya: It wasn't too bad. I guess I can tolerate it.
Raghav: Glad to hear that.
Yash: Hey, it's 5 PM already. Let's go back home. I need to pack my stuff for the trip.
We all headed home and then started our packing.
Chapter 12 – WTP RUCKUS
*Ends*
Next Time: Chapter 13 – Off to Trip RUCKUS