…Ah. It's my guardian.
The one who had suddenly appeared behind me was my guardian. Don't give me that cold smile. That smile scares your juniors, you know.
…This is bad. This is really bad. When my guardian makes that smile, things usually don't end well. It's either getting dragged off to some deserted spot or getting scolded. Please let it be the former. No, actually, I hate both.
I'm supposed to be going to school!
"I was worried and followed you… why did you end up going this far? Enka-chan, you're still as directionally challenged as ever~"
"If you were following, you should've spoken up sooner. And I'm not directionally challenged."
"Which mouth is saying that?"
"Nngh."
She pinched my lips shut with her fingers. I can't speak. As a last act of resistance, I puff out my cheeks and glare. Also, guardian, I'm not directionally challenged. I'm just a little worse than average at remembering routes! Once I've gone somewhere multiple times, I remember it! That's how everyone learns their way around, right!?
"…Sorry, Bakugou-kun. When Enka-chan gets angry, she stops seeing anything else."
Hey, guardian. Why are you smiling at him? What about me? Hey, what about me?
"…Tch. I don't give a damn, idiot!!"
…You little…
"Enka-chan, stop. And let go of his hand already."
"Don't stop me, guardian! I can't forgive him! I can't forgive this guy!!"
"That's exactly why it's no good. Last time you made that face, Enka-chan, it turned into something really serious, remember?
Do you want to get scolded by Mitsuki-chan and your dad again? Do you want to cause trouble?
…And this time… I'll get angry too."
"…"
…I don't want that. I don't want my parents and my guardian to be angry with me. I hate being scolded. I hate causing trouble too.
Fine. I get it. I'll give up. I'll behave. Is this good enough? See? I let go of the brat. I'll overlook it for now, so please don't get mad.
"Haaah… My bad, Bakugou. You just rubbed me the wrong way, so I got a bit impulsive. Sorry."
For now, I'll apologize. It was my fault. Well, he's the one who made me angry, but still—raising a hand against a child in any form is wrong. I never want to become one of those adults who hit kids. I don't want to be anything like them. I can't show that side to my guardian or my parents.
Lately I might be acting a bit childish. But I am an adult. If you include my previous life, I'm over seventy. I don't want to become one of those so-called "old pains" either—stuck in their ways and only giving young people discomfort.
"Whatever, idiot!"
…This guy. His head must be broken, right? His attitude isn't improving at all. How can he talk like that to someone who's apologizing?
Now freed, Bakugou turned on his heel and headed toward school. I should go too. We're already late, but I have to show up properly or they'll worry.
"…Whatever, I guess!! My old hag—my mom asked me to look after you!! I'll show you the way, so follow me, you damn shorty!!"
…
Calm down. Calm down, Edo Michi Enka. I can't get angry at him for the same reason twice. I still can't forgive the guy, but no getting mad. He said he'll guide me, so I should just quietly follow.
"…That's good. It looks like you might become friends with that boy."
"No, I don't want to be friends with someone like him?"
I really don't. I'd be willing to make him my little brother, though. His eyes aren't bad. It would've been nice if he were a jujutsu sorcerer. A curse user would be fine too. Either way, we could curse each other to our hearts' content.
But guardian, why would you say I might become friends with him? I already have my hands full with just you. I don't have time to be friends with that guy. Besides, you always get jealous right away whenever I get along with boys.
What's with that "Enka-chan is mine" nonsense? You are the one who belongs to me. Don't get that mixed up!
That night.
While I was taking a bath, my guardian burst in completely naked and bit me. It hurt, but it also tickled.
Nn, stop that. Don't stroke my back with your fingers while sucking. It feels weird. H-hey…! Ah!
By the time we went to sleep, she had left marks all over my neck and chest. Of course, that wasn't the end of it… I was thoroughly pampered. I'm not saying no, but ease up a little. It's embarrassing.
And! Don't leave hickeys in obvious places, you idiot!!
I'll say it as many times as I need to: there is no continuation. (Greetings)
Enka is a child who can reflect on her actions. So if she gets lost enough times, she'll stop getting lost. However, it seems her parents and Toga-chan will put a stop to it.
By the way, I was thinking… if the height difference that makes kissing easy is 12 cm, then from Toga-chan's side it's -12 cm… which means 145 cm!? Oh? Is that okay…? 145 cm it is, right…!?