"The fuck are attribute points?" I asked the empty room before reading further, the dongs still putting on a performance beyond the panel. "I should also check out the quest screen, I should have some rewards for all my hard work," Laughing at myself I continued until I found the quest screen.
[ QUEST : BONE JENNA : COMPLETE ]
[ QUEST: GET LAID AT WORK: COMPLETE ]
[ QUEST: SURVIVE YOUR FIRST DAY IN LUSTHOLLOW: COMPLETE ]
[ QUEST: GET LAID IN A NEW WORLD: COMPLETE ]
[ BONUS OBJECTIVE: BONE THE SUCCUBUS: COMPLETE ]
All I could think was how insane all of this was, a new world, extremely beautiful women everywhere and magic. Magic was something I could only dream about in my previous world. It looked like fun in anime and video games, but I got to learn it for real. As I read more of the text, excitement rose inside of me.
I had vaguely remembered something about a book on magic being a reward for one of the quest's I had previously finished, checking further I found rewards had their own tab and that I had some sort of storage tied to it. I Saw the button for 'Book on Magic Knowledge' and mentally clicked on it.
A book materialized in front of me, floating slowly down to my hands. On the front along with the title, we're eight round orbs, embedded on the cover. Each signifying a certain magic affinity.
I rubbed my hand over the cover before opening it, anticipation building until I was met with a language I couldn't read. Quietly cursing to the perverted god, a small chode panel appeared.
[ LEARN EVERY LANGUAGE ON GEARTH: COST: 1 ATTRIBUTE POINT ]
[ AVAILABLE ATTRIBUTE POINTS 5 ]
[Use 1 attribute point to unlock this skill? ]
[ YES ] [ NO ]
Mentally clicking yes, the text on the page became legible in an instant. Checking the index of the book, I was met with loads of information as if the book's information was being forced into my brain. When it was over, I had been granted all basic knowledge of magic in this world.
Attempting to use it, I called for a fireball to develop in my hand. Nothing happened, I thought for a second and attempted to use water magic. Again I was met with failure, no spell or magic type I tried to use would work.
Frustrated and slightly exhausted I set the book down, grabbed my blanket and snuggled into my bed. The thoughts of tomorrow's adventure made me more anxious than excited. I thought about how I would handle this world if I was unable to use magic, would the women of this planet shun me because of it? If they did, my mind drifted to the times the quest system had had a negative failure effect.
"I'm gonna figure this magic shit out tomorrow… for now though, I'm gonna think about Tanya until I fall asleep…" I closed my eyes and laid down, as I pondered another idea slammed into my brain. "Attributes!"
I flung myself forward calling for the systems panel to reappear, in a flash it was in front of me. The home screen was always first.
[ Adrian Bater LVL. 4 ]
[ Race: Human/Reincarnated ]
[ RIZZ LVL. +9999 ]
Under those this time were three new additions, health, mana and sex appeal. Moving further into the menu I found the attributes page, opening it revealed a list of talents. Both physical and mental in nature.
I scrolled until I found the one responsible for my magic power and added a point there, moving on to find a few more that sounded useful like stamina and charm. It felt like playing a video game, and I was the main character. Leveling my skills to conquer the world, in my case I was conquering the bedroom.
"I still can't get over a literal God using the word Rizz, could you not come up with something better?" Sighing in disbelief before calling for all the floating dongs to disappear as I slumped over to my side and crawled back under the blanket. "Maybe Celeste will help me tomorrow…"
My thoughts slowly drifted away as I let sleep take me, hoping tomorrow would be just as eventful.
***
I awoke to the march of the morning traffic, carts filled with produce or items to be sold flowed into the square. Setting up outside of the inn and lining the closer roads. Moving myself over to where I had tossed yesterday's clothes, I got dressed with vigor.
Tanya met me on my way down the stairs, a plate of food for me in her hands. I followed her back down and sat at the bar, looking down at the arrangement of food. Tanya had built a massive weiner out of eggs and what appeared to be some kind of sausage.
"You put a dick… on my plate for breakfast?" I laughed, slicing a chunk of the sausage off and dipping it in the soft liquid yolk. "It did make me laugh though… so" Forgoing the rest of the sentence to take another bite. "Where's Celeste? I need her help again," I asked with my mouth full, accidentally spitting a bit of egg on the counter.
"Don't talk with your mouth full… it's gross," Tanya said as she whacked me on the ear with her tail. "Do again and I'll tie you up and give you one hundred more lashings…" Her body seemed to creep closer every word until she was on top of me.
Turning away she told me Celeste was out front where she normally is, and that she would be happy to hangout again. She also told me not to say anything about the midnight encounter we had, apparently she was set on swooning her as well.
Agreeing I set out to find out how to use magic, walking out the doors I could see the red haired girl at the bottom of the stairs. She was pacing back and forth talking to herself before noticing me. Once we made eye contact it was like lightning and she was by my side.
"G' Morn, Adrian… How'd you sleep?" Celeste asked as she bowed her head to get a closer look, her eyes glowing with excitement. "What are you planning on doing today? Need a guide… since we really didn't get to finish our tour yesterday."
"I would love that Celeste, and I had a great night thank you," I answered as we began to walk toward the guild hall. "Hey Celeste… you can use magic right?" I asked, trying not to sound suspicious.
"Yep!" She said as she spun around, raising her hand up in between us. "I'm a fire mage… although not a very good one," A small wisp of flame grew on her palm before quickly dying out. "I know a lot about magic though… need some help?" She raised her hand to her chin, brushing across her boobs making them bounce back and forth. "Come to think of it… we never really figured out why yours was pink did we?"
"We didn't but how did you do that?" I said, gesturing to her hand.
She explained to me how she felt magic like a current running through her before coming out as her little fire, and explained that a mixture of focus and breathing were needed. We changed our destination to outside of the village in a tight secluded spot.
"Alright give it a try here, no one should come up this way… it's kinda my secret spot," Celeste said, climbing up to meet me.
I closed my eyes and tried to imagine my body as a circuit, every piece connected somehow or someway. Breathing in and out slowly, in the distant darkness of my closed vision pink clouds began to appear.
Continuing my focus on the clouds I pushed further, trying to instill my will on whatever this was. The cloud answered, wiggling and vibrating until it stilled for a moment before rushing together and forming not only what appeared to be an exact copy of my body but a visual representation of my magical pathways.
"Celeste, I can see it!" I shouted, causing my focus to collapse and my brain to be struck by a violent migraine.
Then the world folded on top of me.