Some situations were like having soda accidentally spill on your crotchless during a horror movie. At the end, it would seem like you peed yourself!
Xiao Shen was definitely not crazy. However, the three Sister Nurses had seen him talking to the ceiling.
Not the wall, the f*cking ceiling.
If it had been a wall, then he could have said that he was practicing for a role or something.
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Xiao Shen agreed to Sister Nurse wearing a gown's suggestion of going for a checkup and quietly slipped away once he got the chance.
"Phew..." He sighed in relief upon successfully escaping the hospital.
[Anchor... Why are you afraid of taking a checkup?]
[Are you hiding anything, Anchor?]
[Sinister~😝]
"Why am I afraid of taking a checkup?" Xiao Shen raised a brow at the question, but then came to a sudden realization. "Wait... Why AM I afraid of taking a checkup, even?!"
There was no need to sneak out of the hospital as, upon taking a checkup, he would be found to be completely normal!
F*ck!
Taking the f*cking checkup would have even cleared up the misunderstanding!
Xiao Shen sighed and shook his head. "Aiyah, now I won't be able to explain, even with a hundred mouths. It's a good thing none of them are my schoolmates... If it had been at the Teaching Hospital, I might as well just have jumped into the Yangtze kiang!"
He adjusted Dong Wang's glasses on his nose, making him look rather refined at the moment.
Just the sight of a guy in an expensive western suit with his hair neatly combed, having a part in the right corner, wearing black rimmed glasses and adjusting them in a way that the sunlight was reflected in the lens, what sight was more beautiful than that?
Too bad it was night and there was no sunlight to be reflected.
"Brother Shen!" A voice called out from behind him.
"Hmm?" Xiao Shen turned his head to see a petite beauty with a very cute, broad smile on her face, adjust the gold rimmed glasses perched on her small nose.
The moonlight was refracted on her glasses, making it glint in the dark night.
It was a very beautiful sight. No, an extremely beautiful one!
The only sight better than a guy in an expensive western suit with his hair neatly combed, having a part in the right corner, wearing black rimmed glasses and adjusting them in a way that the sunlight was reflected in the lens; was definitely that of a pretty girl in a cute panda sweater that was slightly oversized, with her long black hair packed into two buns, wearing gold rimmed glasses and adjusting them in a manner that the moonlight was refracted off her glasses!
# Dying of cuteness~
That was hands down the most beautiful sight ever!
"Ah, Sister Hua! I was just about to go look for you!" Xiao Shen also had a broad smile on his face.
The petite girl was Tian Hua. His childhood friend and classmate.
She was pretty, kind and sweet, only that she did not have long legs. Infact, when standing straight, she barely reached Xiao Shen's shoulder.
And Xiao Shen was not someone considered 'tall', even. He was at most, an average 178 cm. This meant that she was only about 158—165 cm tall.
"Where had you been, Brother Shen? I asked about you in the hospital, but your name wasn't among the people surnamed Xiao who were admitted today." Tian Hua smiled cutely and bumped him with her small shoulder.
"I didn't faint. I left because I had to go for an interview." Xiao Shen spread out his hands.
It was his story, and he was sticking with it. It was so much more convenient to tell people this, instead of trying to explain anything else.
"Oh. That's nice." Tian Hua nodded her head. "But the job won't affect your studies, right?"
"Nah. I'll, uh, I'll be able to work from home." Xiao Shen replied.
"Good!" Tian Hua beamed brightly.
Many 'ding' sounds from his real life livestream was resounding in his ear while messages spammed the bullet chat, making Xiao Shen have his eye twitch.
[Anchor, no! (ಥ╭╮ಥ)]
[Haha, ### has been NTR'd!]
[@###, get over it!]
«[### has been blocked for [2] minutes for trying to cause deliberate harm to Viewer ###!]»
Xiao Shen was at a loss for words.
As they walked together, they passed by the big teaching hospital. Tian Hua tapped Xiao Shen on the shoulder. "Brother Shen, wait! I have to buy drugs."
The doctor uncle had recommended her to buy some energy replenishing drugs as she was slightly weak, but she had not been able to buy them since her purse was in the hostel. Was this not her chance to buy it without having to stress herself and go back to the clinic?
"Oh, ok." Xiao Shen nodded his head and walked her over to the stall.
As Tian Hua spoke with the chemist aunty, Xiao Shen continued to read the comments on the bullet chat.
[Oh, you're in a chemist already! Don't forget to buy a rubber, Anchor!]
[Ay ya ya~ Anchor's thing plowing the young missy... 🤤]
[Leave this loser, young miss!]
[Anchor sucks!]
[Anchor, no! ( ༎ຶ╭╮༎ຶ)]
Xiao Shen was still at a loss for words!
Tian Hua returned and handed him a small rubber bag containing a few capsules. "Could you help me hold them, Brother Shen? My bag is full..."
"No problem." Xiao Shen smiled and took the medicine, throwing it into his pocket. "Shall we head over to the library? Or a cafe?"
"The library should be closed and a Cafe would be way too noisy." Tian Hua placed a hand on her cheek and gave him a sly look. "Shall we go over to your room? Dong Wang is in the hospital, so we can be completely alone in there... studying."
Alone...
Alone...
Alone...
Her mannerism combined with the words struck Xiao Shen like a flash of lightning and his heart immediately skipped a beat.
Partly because his little shen nearly jumped in excitement, and partly because...
F*ck!
Is that a lightning storm?!