"Perfect, looks like everyone's seated, let the celebration party for retrieving the guild caravan begin!"
Leader White's voice echoed through a tiny bar located in a corner of Town Allure, inside of the Merchant District. This bar was a favorite of White's, and through she hadn't reserved it outright, everyone who participated in the raid team was here to take a break and celebrate
She ordered all of her favorite dishes for the guild, and true to her word, each and every one of them is delicious. The amber liquid and it's oily residue accompanying the food was perfect for whetting one's appetite as well.
Originally, I hadn't been too interested in the party, thinking that if there was time to celebrate, there was time to train. But I found the amber liquid surprisingly to my liking, and now, I drank guzzling down tankard after tankard. The liquid was a special kind of beer, and though it had no alcohol content, it was still capable of getting people drunk
White had organized this party because she'd wanted her guild to be able to let lood and forget the rigor of the castle delving for at least a day. But as the result…
"Hey, are you listening to me, Roxy? You better not be ignoring me when I trying to tell you what's so cool about your side. You want be to bombard you with healing magic? Well do you?" White said calmly
"Don't worry, White, I'm listening. Also, how is this a threat? Healing magic will just heal me, there's no use…"
"How dare you call my healing magic useless! Fine, I won't tell you about Leonard's tanned skin, you meanie! I should have known no leader would listen to me!"
"Calm down White. Your not making any sense. Besides, what do you mean you should have…"
But White was in no mood to listen my protests, she was drunk, she drank the same tankard as mine. Red-faced, eyes unfocused, she brandished her rapier to mine. Every time she swung at me, cute sparkles trailed out of it.
Those sparkles possess healing properties that imbued her sword with it, so she accidentally smacked her non-deadly rapier into other adventurers, the barkeep, and even, Leonhard, none of them were actually hurt. If fact, thanks to the sparkles, White looked more like a magical girl than a threatening for. Sighing, I reached out to White to try and calm her down. But before I could…
"Sob… sniffle… Roooooxy!"
"Woah, Veer? Wait, why are you crying?"
Veer tugged on my cloak. She was sitting on the floor, head buried in her knees, crying. Surprised. I dodged out of the way of White's swings, then crouched next to her.
"I can't take it anymore! I wanna go home!" Veer cries
"Hey, Veer?"
"Mommyyyyy. Waaaaaah!"
"Mommy! Veer, I'm not… wait, hang on, stop crying!"
Dammit, so White turns into a violent drunk while Veer becomes a crying drunk!?. I glanced about helplessly as the usually stoic Veer clung to my cloak and cried her heart out. Pathetic as she was, I realized she couldn't handle these two girls alone. So he turned his partner for help. As he blocked on one of White's swings, I shouted from my partner
"Hey, Maine! Do something about your roommate over there"
At the other side of the table, Luke, Luck, Maine and Leonhard were busy chatting, in a great distance, I saw Maine passed out drunk. At the table, two to three cups of specialized beer he drank before he fell unconscious,
I faced on one of Maine's side, Leonhard, who was busy chatting at t the twins
"Leonhard, help me!"
Leonhard stood up from one of the tables. Instead of helping me, he grabbed one of his axes from the ground and used one of his skills sharply
"Shockwave!"
The ground shook as he picked one of his fifty-poune axes, That is Leonhard human skills, "Shockwave", it releases an tremendous power from the ground, suppressing a powerful attack
"What the hell? Leonhard, what are you doing?"
My eyes nearly popped out of my skull. Leonhard, who appeared to be dead drunk, suddenly looked up sharply and shouted
"I found the enemy! Let's do this! Shockwave! Shockwave!"
Leonard started haphazardly firing off shockwaves in all directions
"Calm down! Ah, stop attacking the walls, and the ceiling, and those adventurers"
Victims started piling up one after another. The poor, bald barkeep teared up as he saw what was happening to his precious bar. There, Leonhard snapped out
"Ah, this was my favorite bar" Leonhard shouted, then continued "Dammit, Carin, help me stop…"
Carin was one of the stone-ranked adventurers from the guild. I known him from Leonhard's closest friend. White turned to Carin, only to find the young boy had stripped off his shirt and was showing off to his body. To be specific, he was posing on of the bodybuilder while smiling happily. It was actually a surprising cool pose
"What the hell are you doing? And where'd your clothes go?"
"Leonhard, you have some preety good muscles, too. But they no match for me, especially not after how I trained since coming here!"
"Who cares about that you goddamn idiot! And don't take your pants off!"
Leonhard screamed in despair. He couldn't bear to watch as Carin started to remove his pants as well. Carin was at least wearing underwear beneath him, so it wasn't a complete disaster. However, after a few more seconds of posing, Carin suddenly shouted at top of his lungs
"Damn, this stupid piece of cloth is in the way" and started reaching for his underwear
"Like hell I'll let the party get arrested for public indecency"
Leonhard cast so fast that he tackled Carin onto the ground through the bar. It swept Carin off his feet and prevented him for stripping his underwear. But of course, one of the hardened members of the guild wouldn't go down that easily
"Nice shot, Leonhard! But I won't lose to you!"
Carin shouted, and once again reached for his underwear. Panicking, Leonhard pinned him once again
I saw everything, I sat there, burst out laughing as I saw the two fight out drunk. But the mighty Roxy wouldn't let out them in a way, but…
"Listen to me, Vice-leader"
"Mommy, I want to go home"
Seeing the two girls were drunk beside me, I showed them a piece of me..
"Blagh!? White! Stop trying to bind me! And Veer, I will pretend I'm your mother, I'll even feed you! Ah, White! Stop making with your rapier! Fuck, how do I get out of this mess!?"
I found myself pinned down by a combination of White clinging to him and Veer tearing through my cloak. I dodged White's sword thrusts using only my upper body, while Veer repeated the same word over and over again, calling me "Mommy"
Seeing the chaos from the bar continued. I felt tired seeing them fight while the two girls were sobbing out drunk. After a bit of time, they passed out. While the boys were still chatting and rumbing inside the bar, it was pure chaos
"Finally, some peace"
The chaos from the bar stopped, The vice-leader and the petite girl dozed out, the men's fighting from the bar also conked out, the bar was a mess because of Leonhard's multiple shockwaves attacks. Right now, I was sitting at the bar, holding another celebration party with rowdy members. I also offered to treat the adventurers who'd been in the bar as an apology.
There, I stood there. The alcohol kicks for a moment. And soon, I passed out drunk,