"Checkmate," Jake said, tapping his queen onto the dark wooden square.
Higgins, Jake's weekly counselor, stared at the board in absolute bewilderment.
He pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose, analyzing the trap Jake had just meticulously sprung.
"With this, we are four to four, right?" Jake asked, his tone perfectly even.
"Yes... yes, we are," Higgins muttered. He was thoroughly confused. For the first two matches of their sessions, Jake had played chess like a blindfolded pigeon.
Now, suddenly, the kid was anticipating moves five steps ahead. The doctor chalked it up to another one of Jake's strange, developmental "quirks" maybe a latent leap in spatial reasoning. "You've really improved, Jake."
"I've been practicing," Jake lied smoothly. In reality, he had just let Argus take control after every match he lost, petty as that might be.
Higgins began resetting the pieces. "So, did you end up seeing The Lord of the Rings premiere this week? The Two Towers? Most kids your age are going crazy over the CGI battles."
"I prefer the books," Jake replied, glancing at the clock. "The pacing of the Rohan subplot in the film adaptation felt rushed."
Higgins paused, staring at the nine-year-old. "Right. Well. What are your plans for winter break? It starts this Friday, doesn't it?"
"My parents are taking me to spend Christmas and New Year's with my grandparents," Jake said, keeping his face neutral.
"Ah, family time. That should be nice."
The timer on Higgins desk buzzed gently. Jake stood up before the doctor could even reach for the button. "Time's up. See you next year, Dr. Higgins."
When Jake got back to the house, the "SBLOC Wealth Effect" was still in full swing, and it was becoming actively annoying.
"Look at the sweep of the second hand, Jake," Alan said, aggressively thrusting his left wrist into Jake's face. Strapped to Alan's wrist was a gleaming, brand-new Rolex Submariner. "You see how it doesn't tick? It glides. That's Swiss engineering. And in my line of work, a doctor needs to project success to his patients."
Jake stared at the watch. "Dad, you're a chiropractor. You adjust people's spines. Aren't you worried about scratching a five-thousand-dollar timepiece on a massage table?"
Alan scoffed, adjusting his cuffs. "It's an investment, Jake. It holds its value!"
Only if you didn't buy it using a variable-rate credit line, Jake thought to himself.
Judith breezed into the kitchen, entirely ignoring Alan's wrist. "The imported Tuscan chandelier for the dining room cleared customs today," she announced, looking at her reflection in the stainless-steel refrigerator. "It's authentic Murano glass. My mother is going to absolutely die when I show her the photos."
Jake grabbed his duffel bag. His parents were just burning money and dancing in the ashes. "Are we leaving or what?"
The drive to Pasadena felt like entering a wealthier part of the country. The Lukash home wasn't a mansion, but it could be considered "Pasadena Perfect," a sprawling, two-story colonial with a lawn so green it looked painted.
Inside, the air smelled of floor wax and expensive gin. Sheldon and Lenore Lukash were the definition of upper-middle-class elite. Sheldon was a senior partner at a reputable firm, and Lenore was a stay-at-home wife and socialite.
Dinner was, as expected, awkward.
Sheldon stayed quiet most of the time, with Lenore sometimes throwing a snide remark.
In a way, it resembled the relationship of Judith and Alan. Freud would certainly have a feast with this family dynamic.
Judith was vibrating with anxiety, terrified that Lenore would notice the slight chip in her manicure or the fact that Alan's "status symbol" car was a Chrysler. To divert the firing squad, Judith threw Jake under the bus.
"Well, Mother, you simply won't believe it," Judith said, forced cheer dripping from her voice. "Jake has been accepted into an incredibly selective acceleration program at Van Nuys. He's already working at a high school level."
Sheldon paused, his steak knife hovering over his plate. He looked at Jake with some skepticism. "Acceleration? At a public school? Surely they're just giving him extra homework to keep him quiet."
Jake saw what his mother was doing and decided to play along.
"Actually, Grandpa, I've been focusing mostly on computer science," Jake said, coming up with something he had worked on in the past. "Specifically, magnetic remanence and digital storage architecture."
The table went quiet. Sheldon slowly put his knife down. "Magnetic remanence?"
"Yes," Jake replied. "Most people think that when they delete a file on their computer, it's gone. But the operating system just removes the directory pointer. The actual binary data stays completely intact on the hard drive's magnetic platters. Unless you use a multi-pass cryptographic wipe, anyone with a fifty-dollar software tool can reconstruct every 'deleted' document or financial record that was ever on that machine."
Sheldon suddenly smiled. He looked at Jake with genuine, unbridled surprise and some respect.
"Jake... when you're finished with your dessert, come into my study."
Over the course of the evening, Jake and Sheldon delved into a wide range of topics, spanning from the hard science of digital forensics to classical Greek philosophy and general culture.
It didn't take long for Jake to realize that Sheldon was a true, old-school bookworm who valued raw intellect
By the time Jake walked back into the AV Club it was January.
Malcolm was sitting at his station, his face looking oddly pale and his eyes twitching.
"How was the break?" Jake asked.
"My family went to a dude ranch in New Mexico to visit Francis," Malcolm said. "We bought a 'Komodo 3000' firework. It turned night into day, Jake. For three seconds, it was 2:00 PM in the middle of the desert. I was literally blind for forty-eight hours."
Jake nodded slowly, leaning back in his chair. He had seen the chaos of the Wilkerson house before. A temporary blinding was actually a relatively calm week for Malcolm. "So, just a standard holiday for you, then?"
"Basically," Malcolm said while working on the electronics.
Once Malcolm had settled into a silence, Jake turned to his workstation. It was time for a live field test.
[Image Search Module] Jake thought.
Suddenly, Jake's vision flickered.
Immediately, a transparent window materialized in Jake's peripheral vision, looking exactly like a Google search result.
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It seemed the new module was working well. Now, there was no need for him to mentally type anything. Just using this new module would make things a lot easier for him.
He was currently working on a [Sleep Module] and a [Growth Module]. He was sure that within a few months, they would be ready to be used.
Back at home, Jake sat in the glow of his CRT monitor, the hum of the CPU fan grounded him in the archaic reality of 2003. While the rest of his family was distracted by the superficial glitter of their mounting debt, Jake was already drafting the architectural plans for his future.
He had settled on Caltech. It was a tactical necessity; its location in Pasadena kept him within his familial orbit, so neither Judith nor Alan could protest it, and its academic prestige would provide the perfect laboratory for a man who already knew the answers to the universe's next twenty years of questions.
He intended to double major in Physics and Biology.
In his past life, Jake had always been a physicist at heart, a dreamer of fundamental laws who had ultimately surrendered his passion to the steady, predictable paycheck of electromechanical engineering.
This time, he didn't need to compromise. Physics was for his soul, and Biology was for his empire. It served as the perfect curtain, a plausible explanation for the "breakthroughs" he was about to unleash upon the world.
With Argus acting as a digital bridge through time, he possessed a complete database of future scientific milestones.
He could see the billion-dollar patents, the blueprints for clean energy, and the precise molecular breakthroughs in cancer research that wouldn't "officially" be discovered for another two decades.
He pretended to stare at the blinking cursor on his screen, a momentary flicker of a moral dilemma had crossed his mind.
He wondered how "stealing" these discoveries truly was, effectively robbing future scientists of their fame and their Nobel Prizes before they had even finished their PhDs. But on the other hand, If he knew the cure for a terminal illness was sitting in a digital archive twenty years in the future, wasn't it more immoral to let people die today just to protect the "original" timeline of discovery?
And while he knew he was just justifying his own grand theft, the justification felt solid enough to hold.
He wasn't a thief but was an accelerator, a man who would drag the future into the present by its throat, and if he became the richest man on the planet in the process, that was simply the painful price of progress.
With all that newfound wealth, he could "pay back" the scientists, even if they never knew why.
"It's about the micro-climate, Judith! The air quality index!" Alan's voice interrupted Jake's thoughts, he could be heard from the other room and it hit that specific tone he reserved for his latest health obsessions. "A top-tier chiropractor doesn't sleep in a room with stagnant ions. It sends a message of respiratory misalignment! It says I don't care about the oxygenation of the household!"
"It says it's January Alan! The windows are staying shut!" Judith's hiss was sharp enough to cut through the drywall. "Nobody is looking at the humidity levels and wondering about their lumbar support. They're wondering why you're wearing a professional diving watch to bed!"
"It's a Submariner! It represents the depth of my commitment to my circadian rhythms! Now, if you would just move the humidifier three inches to the left, we could actually achieve some semblance of—"
Jake just treated their bickering as ambient noise and went to sleep, there were still many things to do tomorrow.