Chapter 135: Sit-ups
"Can't take it, really can't take it. Dan Heng, if you have any objections, feel free to bring them up to me."
On the screen, Dan Heng had his back to the camera, and he had already transformed into his Dan Heng • Imbibitor Lunae form.
"What on earth was the logic behind inviting him aboard the Express? How has Uncle Yang ever wronged you all these years?"
Luocha was seen gently caressing his coffin. He picked a white flower beside him, stood up, and looked up at the sky.
"Can't take it, really can't take it. Word is I'll run into Joyce, and even Mei!"
The screen then showed the appearances of Dr. Ratio and Acheron.
"The only one utterly bewildered on this trip is myself. Is this really not Schicksal and Anti-Entropy throwing a party?"
Welt Yang was shown with a face full of dark lines, while March 7th and Stelle were happily chatting with Luocha, Acheron, and several others nearby.
"Can't take it, really can't take it. Will I fail to escape my fate of doing sit-ups this time?"
In the next shot, Jing Yuan held his weapon, pointing it at Luocha. Luocha stood with his back to Jing Yuan and a crowd of Cloud Knights, slowly spreading his arms to welcome the spotlight before him.
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[ Honkai: Star Rail - Welt Yang: Sigh, this pose, Mr. Luocha… I think we still need to have a long chat for a few more days. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Theresa: Sigh, I didn't expect Grandpa's parallel counterpart to be doing so poorly. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Otto: Oh, my friend, how did you end up in such a miserable state? ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Luocha: Brother Otto, please stop talking for a moment. And Mr. Welt Yang, what is up with this black hole? ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Welt Yang: This is a grand gift I am sending you. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Xianyun: When will these endless cycles of vengeance ever end? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Navia: Exactly, exactly. Why don't we just sit down and have a nice chat? Sugar, almonds, eggs—I believe Melus and Silver have already prepared them for us. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Silver: Rest assured, Demoiselle. The sugar, almonds, and eggs are indeed ready. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Melus: The oven is also heated up for you, Demoiselle. ]
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"Next time on duty, practice those sit-ups. When needed, you can just take off your glasses."
On the screen, a chibi Sirin was sitting on a pile of ruins, swinging her beautiful, delicacy-tier feet. But in the next second, she was directly sent flying by a headbutt from Welt Yang.
The scene shifted once more. The red-eyed Welt Yang from earlier reappeared, holding his glasses, looking at the screen with a crazed expression.
"Can't take it, really can't take it. Go remind Jing Yuan to keep in touch with Marshal Hua."
On the screen, Jing Yuan was seen wielding a large glaive, locked in a protracted, grueling war against countless Mara-Struck.
"To judge Luocha, arrange the Cloud Knights in advance to avoid being backstabbed and ambushed by a certain blonde Otto."
A chibi Fu Hua was shown with tear stains on her face, pointing at Otto and gnashing her teeth as if saying something.
In the next second, a giant robot appeared on the screen, directly punching Otto's face until it collapsed inward.
"The video ends here!"
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[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Welt Yang: Hahaha! Otto, you finally have your day! Though, how did this robot not beat you to death? ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Tesla: For once, I agree with what Joachim said. How did this robot not beat you to death? ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Otto: Oh, my friends, I am no longer the Overseer of Schicksal, nor am I continuing to do bad things. Why hold such a grudge? ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Seele: Just because you aren't doing bad things now doesn't mean your past misdeeds are just wiped clean. ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Robin: After all, he just wanted to resurrect the person he loved. Being a bit extreme is somewhat understandable. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Zhongli: Resurrecting a loved one is indeed a highly difficult endeavor. Perhaps very few people could calculate everything the way Mr. Otto did. ]
The crowd in the inventory livestream room also began a heated discussion.
"Alright, alright, everyone stop arguing here. Next, let us begin our tense and exciting Q&A segment."
"In the alternate world, people like to call Mr. Welt 'the sit-up king.' May I ask why Mr. Welt is called that?"
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Welt Yang: Hmm, why does this question always give me an ominous premonition? ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Murata Himeko: Eh? Does Teacher also like working out? To be called 'sit-ups' by people of the alternate world… it seems Teacher's fitness habits have spread there. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Xuan Yong: Um, do you think it's possible that the people of the alternate world didn't call Mr. Welt 'sit-ups' for that reason? ]
At this moment, Xuan Yong took a bite of the bread in front of him and posted in the livestream chat with a smile.
[ Genshin Impact - Yae Miko: Ara, sit-ups? Such a thing is incredibly easy for Ei. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Sangonomiya Kokomi: Let's think about this question carefully. Why would Mr. Welt Yang be referred to as 'sit-ups'? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Raiden Makoto: It was mentioned in the previous fan-made video that Mr. Welt Yang would do sit-ups whenever he encountered danger. Could it be because Welt Yang encountered some danger and started doing sit-ups frantically? ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Einstein: Doing sit-ups when encountering danger… If it can threaten the power of a Herrscher of Reason, could it also be a Herrscher? ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Kallen (Resurrected): Eh? Otto, do you think this might have something to do with you? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Alhaitham: I think that is highly probable. After all, Mr. Welt Yang started doing sit-ups upon seeing Mr. Luocha, who looks so similar to Mr. Otto. Therefore, this matter should have some connection to Mr. Otto. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Kiana: Could it be that Otto killed Teacher Welt? ]
Seeing Kiana say this, Xuan Yong, who was currently inside St. Freya Academy, instantly perked up. He looked at Kiana not far away with a shocked expression.
"To think that Kiana actually used her brain for once." Xuan Yong was deeply moved. After all, Kiana, who was considered a dummy in the eyes of many, had actually guessed the reason in one go.
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Herta: That is not entirely impossible. ]
"Alright, alright, how is everyone's discussion going? Is anyone willing to answer this question voluntarily? If no one steps up, then the livestream room will randomly select a participant."
[ Genshin Impact - Arataki Itto: This Arataki Itto wants to buzz in! This time, I will definitely wash away my shame! ]
[ Genshin Impact - Kuki Shinobu: Boss, why are you buzzing in again? Have you already forgotten the punishment from last time? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Arataki Itto: Shinobu, don't worry. This time, I will definitely take home the reward. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Kuki Shinobu: Forget it. Boss, hurry up and listen to me. Answer the question based on my answer in a moment. ]
Though Kuki Shinobu felt speechless, she quickly rushed to Arataki Itto's side and began telling him the answer.
Initially, Arataki Itto didn't plan on listening, but under Kuki Shinobu's massive iron fist, he could only helplessly agree.
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