Chapter 134: Cannot Afford the Heartbreak
[Honkai: Star Rail - March 7th: Eh? Why does this song feel a bit weird?]
[Honkai: Star Rail - Himeko: Yeah, indeed. What does it mean by "Honkai is still chasing him"?]
[Honkai: Star Rail - Jing Yuan: Could it be that our world also has this phenomenon called Honkai? That shouldn't be. I've lived for thousands of years and have never seen it.]
[Genshin Impact - Alhaitham: I think it's because Mr. Welt Yang met some people in this world who look rather familiar to him, like that Mr. Luocha who looks like Mr. Otto.]
[Genshin Impact - Nahida: Mmh, what Alhaitham says is highly possible. After all, in a universe this vast, there are bound to be a few people who look similar.]
[Honkai Impact 3rd - Murata Himeko: Actually, wouldn't it be better if everyone just watches the video in a moment? Why fuss over it so much?]
[Honkai Impact 3rd - Theresa: Himeko is right. Let's just watch the inventory livestream room. Arguing like this is completely pointless.]
The crowd in the inventory livestream room also nodded, stopping their bickering, and began to watch the fan-made video seriously.
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The image of the Astral Express appeared on the screen, and a brisk tune drifted into the ears of everyone in the livestream room.
"Recalling that day, I was sweet-talked onto the Express,"
A man who looked extremely similar to Otto was holding a drink, smiling cheekily at Welt Yang.
"Accompanying Pom-Pom and Himeko to practice Trailblaze,"
In the video, Himeko and Pom-Pom were packing things on the Astral Express, while Welt Yang pushed up his glasses.
"Endured until the little block got off the train, peaceful and quiet days, carefree and happy,"
In the video, the Void Archives gave Pom-Pom a fierce glare before leaving the train.
The figures of the Trailblazers—Caelus and March 7th—also appeared on screen. In the corner, Welt Yang and Himeko seemed to be discussing something, after which Himeko nodded and walked into the parlor car with Welt Yang.
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[Honkai: Star Rail - Stelle: That boy must be my cheap little brother, Caelus, right? But March, why are you being so nice to him? Aren't we besties?]
[Honkai: Star Rail - March 7th: We are indeed besties. But Stelle, think about it. As your bestie, shouldn't you find me a... well, you know.]
[Honkai: Star Rail - Stelle: Damn it, you're mine! How can you go and be with that cheap little brother?]
[Honkai Impact 3rd - Xuan Yong: Oh my, looks like our protagonist is jealous.]
[Honkai Impact 3rd - Firefly: Yes, yes. This feeling is just like when Miss Raiden Mei and I were learning how to cook, and Miss Kiana was staring at me from the side.]
[Honkai Impact 3rd - Raiden Mei: Sorry, Miss Firefly. Kiana, that idiot, caused trouble for you.]
[Genshin Impact - Furina: Wow, I want to travel across the universe in the future too.]
[Genshin Impact - Skirk: The sea of stars is infinite. Humanity has no way to fully explore it.]
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In the video, Dan Heng slowly picked up a red maple leaf and began to observe it closely. Beside him, March 7th held an umbrella, smiling sweetly at the camera.
"One day the Express visited Belobog, the Supreme Guardian looks like someone I've seen before?"
Cocolia's figure appeared on the screen, seeming to be saying something.
"The Overworld and Underworld is shipped so hard, Bronya and Seele's roles reversed, why is that?"
In the video, Bronya and Seele were happily chatting about something, then they looked out the window at a shooting star slowly flying into the sky.
"Can't take it, really can't take it, am I actually, actually, actually traveling???"
In the video, Welt Yang was holding his phone. Suddenly, he seemed to see something that shocked him. He leaned forward, but immediately pulled back from the phone. (I know you guys have this meme, hand it over obediently.)
"Will the next stop of the Express meet myself? Hope he doesn't take off his glasses, surpassing truth."
"Can't take it, really can't take it, this train I boarded seems a bit creepy."
On the screen, Welt Yang appeared with glowing red eyes, taking off his glasses with one hand.
"Might as well go back and slack off with Siegfried."
The male protagonist in his Fire-type form slowly appeared on screen, with the name 'Kevin' written beside him.
"Fortunately, no trace of Otto has been found for now."
In the video, Welt Yang was wearing headphones, listening to the angry scolding of his wife and foster mother, Tesla.
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[Honkai Impact 3rd - Elysia: Ara, Kevin, when did you run off to another world? But speaking of which, the person in the video really looks like you. Just a different hair color, different eye color, and different clothes, nothing else changed. Even the voice sounds similar.]
[Honkai Impact 3rd - Kevin: I don't have the ability to run off to other worlds yet. No matter how strong I am, I can't open a dimensional barrier.]
[Honkai Impact 3rd - MEI: It's fine. Once I invent a dimensional travel machine in the future, you can go to other worlds.]
[Genshin Impact - Hu Tao: Wow, a machine that lets you go to other worlds at will, I want one too, Zhongli.]
[Genshin Impact - Zhongli: Director Hu, although I am a deity, I am not omnipotent. I do not understand such machines.]
At this moment, sitting in Third-Round Knockout, Zhongli's lips twitched upon seeing Hu Tao's comment. He was just a god who only knew how to fight, how could he possibly research such high technology?
[Honkai: Star Rail - Herta: I didn't expect that mature and steady Mr. Welt would have so many friends who look similar to him?]
[Honkai: Star Rail - Ruan Mei: Mmh, friends... those things don't seem very necessary.]
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"Arriving at the Xianzhou, visiting the Seat of Divine Foresight, Fu Xuan's figure reflects a certain devil."
Fu Xuan stood at the entrance of the Seat of Divine Foresight, holding her chin with one hand in a thinking pose.
"Suspecting Theresa is personally capturing me, dyeing her hair to cover her tracks."
In the video, Welt Yang was stealthily planning to sneak out and slack off with Siegfried. But just as he put his hand on the doorknob, a giant figure appeared behind him—it was none other than our St. Freya Academy Principal, Theresa.
"Bidding farewell to the General, touring the Xianzhou scenery."
In the video, Welt Yang was wandering around the Xianzhou Luofu with Stelle and March 7th.
"By chance, seeing a fairy landing, Sushang and I are strictly limited to having met."
On the screen, Fu Hua was holding a giant cabbage, handing it to her grand-disciple, Li Sushang.
"But a certain blond-haired guy is right by her side!"
Luocha's peerless, dominating face was printed directly onto the screen.
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[Honkai: Star Rail - Welt Yang: As expected... No matter how many times I see it, whenever I see that face, I feel an urge to throw hands.]
[Honkai: Star Rail - Luocha: Mr. Welt, I hope you can calm down. I am not Otto.]
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