Haha, I am very happy today,
Well,
Even though my presentation was not that great I got second position as teachers provided the result of the last week presentation,
Well, I will definitely win first position next time,
As I entered my classroom,
I saw my classmates were gathered in a group at the 3rd bench,
I was intrigued and went near the group,
I wanted to know what was going on,
I laughed and said "What is going on?"
"Oh, Basanta, you are quite early today but man I believe you should be given 1st position in last week presentation, that teacher is just biased toward that girl,"
I thought nothing of it and said "Nah, I don't care, I had made no preparation for the presentation, I can't believe I won the second position,"
Another one of my friends said "Yeah and you must have not studied anything for the test next week, right? Hahaha"
Well, I rubbed my back of head with my hand,
I was feeling embarrassed,
It feels strange telling your friends how many hours you have studied,
Well, I changed the topic and said "What were you all gathered here for?"
"Oh, well, we were just checking each other's screen time,"
"Now, you are here, show us yours too, Ehehehhe"
I looked at them and said "Hell nah, I am not showing my screen time to you people,"
Everyone looked at me at once,
I felt sudden pressure building up,
I said awkwardly "Okay, but let me see yours,"
"Ok, Basanta show us yours Instagram usage of today,"
I opened my phone and showed my screen time of today,
"The Fuck, zero minutes, Are you some man from stone age?"
But at that moment some one pointed at my screen and said
"Wait, Is that google chrome at the top of time usage?"
Everyone looked at me suddenly and said in exactly same tone pointing their finger at me "Wait, Is that a gooner???"
"Wait, listen to me guys this, I can explain,"
Someone came near me and patted my shoulder and said "I call myself a proud goner but even I do not goon at the time of god (time of god is ancient time measurement system more in the end of chapter)"
"..."
Everyone started laughing,
Hahaha,
I can't believe Basanta would be a gooner,
Bro what is your favorite gooning site?
"..."
Someone approached me and said "Basanta, I messaged in you in the morning in Instagram and you also replied how is that possible you have zero-minute screen time,"
I said not minding a strange question and said "Oh, that is I replied you through brave browser as we can write a code from AI that blocks all reels in Instagram and also empties your home page, So all I can do is reply to your message, Haha that is how I do not waste any time in Instagram,"
He said "Is that possible in phone?"
I nodded and said "Yeah, you can do it through brave shields option in phone, Man, Just watch YouTube tutorial,"
A/N: The Ancient Time Measurement is something like this:
Time of Half-Death : FROM 10PM to 4AM in morning,
Time of GODS : FROM 4AM to 10AM
Time of Wealth : From 10AM to 6PM
Time of Sexual Pleasures: From 4PM to 10PM