"WHAT?!"
Uchiha Madara's eyes nearly split with rage.
He never imagined that Izuna suffered such horrifying humiliation back then!
As for whether Tobirama's words were true or false, there was no need to doubt it.
The naturally evil Senju Tobirama was completely morally bankrupt.
He was absolutely capable of doing such a sick thing.
After literally killing Izuna, Tobirama had even been able to ask him, as if nothing happened, "What happened to Izuna?" For a cold-blooded beast like that to do something even more despicable was completely reasonable.
Madara simply never expected Tobirama to be despicable to such a psychotic degree, to actually use Flying Thunder God Slash to cut away Izuna's manhood!
No wonder after he brought Izuna back, Izuna's physical injuries clearly hadn't seemed that severe, yet no matter what they did, he just couldn't recover.
In the end, he died in pure depression and passed on his final wish for revenge to Madara.
"Tobirama, you don't seriously think telling me this bullshit will stop me from taking the cells of Asura's reincarnation, do you? You severely underestimate my capacity." Madara took a deep breath and forcibly calmed himself.
He already made his decision.
No matter what happened, nothing would shake his plan to restore his strength first.
Even if he desperately wanted revenge against Tobirama, even if his mind was now completely full of thoughts of tormenting Tobirama, he had to endure it.
"Madara, have you ever thought about how I dealt with that thing after I cut away Izuna's dicknity?"
Madara was just about to move, but Tobirama's voice came from the floor again, causing him to instantly freeze.
He had barely managed to clear his mind, but Tobirama's cursed words immediately threw his thoughts into chaos again.
That's right.
How had an innately evil man like Tobirama dealt with that thing?
Surely he hadn't fed it to a fucking dog?!
"Don't worry. I returned it to its rightful owner."
"After you rescued Izuna and brought him back, didn't you notice that he went several straight days without relieving himself?"
"?!"
When Madara heard this, his pupils instantly shrank to pinpricks.
'Could it be— Tobirama actually did something THAT vile?!'
"IMPOSSIBLE! You didn't have time to do something like that back then! And even if you really had, there's no way in hell I wouldn't have noticed at all! Would Izuna have just endured it silently and remained unmoved the entire time?! Impossible!" Madara clenched his fists and flatly denied Tobirama's wild claim.
"It was completely possible."
"Madara, don't tell me you stupidly thought my Flying Thunder God could only teleport my main body. I also have another move, Flying Thunder God: Guiding Thunder, which can transfer incoming ninjutsu, as well as any other object, straight to a place marked by my Flying Thunder God seal."
Tobirama shamelessly stole the development rights from Minato Namikaze.
Flying Thunder God: Guiding Thunder was developed by Minato.
Tobirama only mastered this derived application of Flying Thunder God after being brought back through Edo Tensei, solely based on written records.
If talking purely about Flying Thunder God: Guiding Thunder, there was absolutely no doubt that the true developer was Minato.
But since Minato and his idiot son, Uzumaki Naruto, had no awareness of copyright and often blatantly infringed on Tobirama's developer rights, then surely Tobirama stealing it once was perfectly excusable, right?
"As for your question about why Izuna would endure it silently without reacting, do I even need to answer that? You, his overbearing elder brother, stayed by his side the entire time to look after him. You thought you were caring for him, but in reality, you gave him no private space at all!"
"He wanted to secretly take it out, hide it, or throw the damn thing away, but he couldn't! He could only keep painfully enduring it. Do you honestly think he could have taken it out right in front of you?!"
Without the slightest hesitation, Tobirama answered both of Madara's questions in one clean go.
Sometimes, having broad, twisted knowledge really was useful.
As for what kind of specific knowledge it was, there was no need to ask too closely.
Sure enough.
Madara completely fell for it. He had no choice but to believe it!
Tobirama = beast = fully capable of doing such a psychotic thing.
If he didn't believe it, that would be equivalent to actively admitting that Tobirama actually had a moral bottom line and was a good person!
"Just you wait, Tobirama. I will definitely revive you too!" Madara violently gnashed his teeth.
He had decided.
When he finally revived himself, he would bring Tobirama back as well.
Only then, after becoming the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, could he fully torment this beast!
If he didn't revive Tobirama, this shameless bastard would simply act exactly like he had just now, lying on the ground and lazily playing dead.
Since an Edo Tensei body had no sensation anyway, the bastard wouldn't care at all.
"That's true. Rinne Rebirth doesn't limit the number of targets. You really could revive me to take your sweet revenge."
"But why not revive Izuna too? Are you terrified I'll cut away his dicknity again?"
"Hmm, no, wait. Whether Izuna revived by Rinne Rebirth would even still have that dicknity is another hilarious question entirely…"
Tobirama's endless string of trash talk made Madara's anger begin to violently boil over.
But Madara still didn't completely lose his reason.
He furiously converted his rage into motivation, slammed the switch on the blender, and the blades inside began spinning rapidly with a terrifying buzzing sound.
...
On the other side of town, Sasuke was buying supplies while using 'Heavenly fox' to observe Naruto's condition.
The exact moment he noticed Uchiha Madara appearing, Sasuke immediately threw down his groceries and rushed back.
But although Madara and Tobirama just exchanged so many cursed words, not much time had actually passed.
He wouldn't make it!
Sasuke looked at the situation inside his home in despair.
Tobirama, the majestic Second Hokage, had clearly suffered some unknown, freakish humiliation at Madara's hands.
He was now lying on the floor, completely covered in milk bottles!
On the other side, Uchiha Madara was holding a damn blender and reaching straight toward Naruto!
Naruto was about to suffer a devastating, career-ending injury!
The moment Sasuke realized he absolutely couldn't make it back in time, he decisively released the genjutsu on Naruto.
But it was completely useless!
After so many days, Naruto had already gotten used to it. Even after the genjutsu was removed, the idiot remained in a deep sleeping state!
'Was the lie about to become a reality?!'
'Would Naruto was fated to receive a womb and a vagina transplant in the future?!'
Sasuke's heart was filled with crushing guilt.
He clearly knew that the Uchiha Madara next door had wolfish ambitions, yet he still confidently believed that as long as he locked the doors and windows and watched with his Mangekyō, everything would be perfectly fine!
"AHHH!!!" Watching as Uchiha Madara was about to bring the blender down, Sasuke let out a desperate, guttural roar, as if the one about to lose everything wasn't Naruto, but himself!
Strictly speaking, he and Naruto were of one heart and body, so saying that wasn't exactly wrong.
Naruto's dignity was his personal possession!
And at this most critical, heart-stopping moment… A miracle appeared!
Sure enough, just as the cheesy song said— Smile in the face of danger, and a miracle will surely appear!
At the last possible instant, the pattern of Sasuke's Mangekyō Sharingan violently changed.
'Across time and space, with all my strength, I will come to your side~'
Bzzzt—
Ding.
BANG!
At the absolute limit, Sasuke finally awakened the Rinnegan!
Amenotejikara activated, and he instantly swapped places with Naruto.
Uchiha Madara used the blender on Sasuke instead!
But Sasuke had already prepared in advance.
A dense layer of Susanoo bones protected his vital area, directly shattering the damn blender blades into pieces.
"NANI?!"
Amenotejikara's instant swap was completely impossible to guard against.
Not to mention, this was 'Heavenly Fox' paired with Amenotejikara.
There had been absolutely no warning at all.
By the time Uchiha Madara noticed something was wrong, it was already way too late!