The baby was lying in a hospital bassinet when he opened his eyes.
"Where am I? Did I get reincarnated again?"
The baby spoke, but all that could be heard were baby sounds. He looked around and realised he was inside a hospital bassinet.
"A hospital bassinet? How did I get here, or did I get reincarnated again?"
The baby said out loud, confused by his situation.
[Author's Note:]
[Baby Talk = Baby sounds.]
[Baby Scream = Baby cries.]
The baby kept trying to understand how he had gotten there. The last thing he remembered was burning everything around him while engulfed in flames before being propelled into the sky. He had fallen unconscious while flying high above the ground.
Someone entered the room. It was a nurse. She noticed the baby was awake and approached him.
"Oh, little one, you're awake. Time to check on you."
The nurse checked whether the baby had soiled himself or was hungry. Weirdly enough, he hadn't pooped, but he was hungry. The baby was confused because he hadn't eaten anything since being reincarnated.
"Oh, little one. You're going to an orphanage today. You're perfectly healthy, and the hospital can't raise children."
The nurse said this, and the baby became surprised and confused at the same time.
'I don't even know where I am or how I got here... but I'm already being sent to an orphanage.'
The baby thought to himself, and the nurse left the room after checking his condition.
The baby was left confused.
How did the baby get to the hospital?
The baby had been sleeping beside the road for a while since there were no cars passing along that road at the time.
The baby was butt naked and unconscious. He had passed out because he had used too much power beyond his comprehension.
A car drove down that road, and the passenger noticed the baby lying on the roadside.
"Hey, is that a baby?"
The man in the passenger seat said to the driver in surprise and confusion. The driver slowed the car down and stopped beside the baby.
"Who would drop a baby in the middle of nowhere... unless the baby killed its parents."
The driver said to the man beside him, who gave him a strange look.
"He... the baby is a he. Don't you see his dick is right there? And why would you think that?"
"He looks like he was dropped on the road by witches."
The two men continued talking about the baby.
"What are you talking about?"
"Suspiria."
"What...? Are you talking about the movie that came out last week? The movie DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BABY IN IT! Why would you think a witch from Berlin dropped a baby in America?"
"I DON'T KNOW."
The passenger got out of the car and picked up the baby. He returned to the car, and the driver looked at him in shock.
"I'm not raising that."
"I didn't ask you. Let's go drop him off at a nearby hospital."
The driver wanted to argue but decided to let it go.
It was already evening when they found the baby, and they drove to the nearest hospital, which was about an hour away.
They arrived at the hospital to drop the baby off. The passenger was about to get out, but the driver stopped him.
"What?"
"Are you going in there looking like that? They've got cameras, dude. Try a disguise."
The man decided to listen, but he couldn't find anything to use as a disguise.
"Dude, wear my glasses and cap. Drink a little booze, but don't swallow it. When you get inside, vomit the beer on the floor. Give the baby to the nurse who comes over."
The passenger looked at the driver and thought, 'For a guy who's dumb, he sure comes up with the dumbest smart ideas.'
The man did as he was told, and surprisingly, everything happened exactly as the driver said it would. Pretending to be drunk, he explained everything to the nurse before leaving.
They drove off so quickly that the nurse couldn't stop them to ask any more questions.
The nurse took the baby to the doctor for a check-up, and the baby was found to be perfectly healthy. They decided to place him in the nursery.
The orphanage was scheduled to come the following day because the children who had been abandoned by their parents were due to be transferred there. The doctor added the newly arrived baby to the list.
The orphanage visited the hospital every six months to collect unwanted children unless the hospital requested an earlier visit.
The doctor had called them two months ago, and they were arriving tomorrow.
[A/N: Is it bad luck or good luck?]
The baby remained fully unconscious throughout the entire night until the next morning. He was lying in a hospital bassinet when he opened his eyes.
The baby was left confused.
The orphanage arrived to take the children. There were nine children on the list. The woman who managed the orphanage picked up all of them, including the baby.
The woman was dressed in a nun's habit from head to toe. She looked like a friendly and cheerful person.
The baby looked at her when she picked him up. He wasn't angry about the situation, but he wasn't happy either.
The woman left the hospital afterwards.
When the hospital disappeared from the rear-view mirror, a wide grin spread across her face.
"I've got another batch of products. I'm getting richer just thinking about it. This one should sell for a nice price."
She licked her lips after saying that.
The baby thought to himself as he shivered, 'I should've known better than to trust a kind, smiling person who volunteers to be kind.'
The woman drove toward her orphanage, turning the music up so loud that it echoed through the car as she drove down the road.
When she arrived at the orphanage, she carried the babies inside and threw them onto the floor one by one.
Each baby she threw down cried loudly, and she smiled every time she heard them cry.
When she threw the baby onto the floor, however, he didn't cry. He endured the pain and stayed silent.
The woman noticed that one baby hadn't made a sound.
She picked him up and threw him down again, but he still didn't cry.
Her smile slowly disappeared, replaced by irritation.
The woman dropped the baby onto the floor, walked into the kitchen, and returned a few moments later holding a large kitchen knife.
She held the knife close to her face and grinned.