"Ah?"
The surrounding rebels couldn't help but take out handkerchiefs and wipe the bloodstains from their faces.
"This woman... she's for real!"
"Crazy, right!"
"Ah——!! Help, I was standing too close, my whole body is covered in her blood!"
"..."
Brother Dao's eyes widened. The red-haired loser girl in front of him had actually swung the knife and castrated herself on the spot!
In an instant, her blood sprayed out like it was free.
Most crucially, this woman was still spinning nonstop!
The red liquid evenly sprayed onto everyone present.
"Stop spraying, I told you to stop spraying!"
A middle-aged man shielded his face with his hand, blocking the blood raining down, and cursed loudly.
"Aaahhh——it sprayed into my mouth, urgh——!!"
"..."
Brother Dao stared blankly at this scene, not knowing what to say for a moment.
This amount of blood is massive!
"No."
Brother Dao suddenly reacted, exclaiming in shock:
"Why hasn't she stopped spraying? Does a person really have that much blood?"
Hearing Brother Dao's description, everyone calmed down.
Yeah.
Who spins around spraying like a fountain?
"This blood is poisonous, she must be a spy!" Seeing this, Zeig, wearing a raincoat and helmet, fully wrapped up, shouted loudly.
"Ah? What do we do, I just swallowed some!"
"Hey, hey! Stop spraying!!"
"Fuck your mother! Urgh——!!"
March 7th spun and sprayed for a full three minutes before finally coming to a stop.
She seemed to have gotten dizzy from her own spinning, leaning against the wall, head spinning and eyes blurred.
At this time, Zeig, fully wrapped up, naturally took the lead, quickly walking to March 7th's side and yanking off the equipment from inside her clothes.
A now-deflated, transparent plastic vest appeared in Zeig's hand.
Clearly, the blood from earlier had sprayed out from this vest, and now that it was empty, the vest was transparent!
"Look, I suggest we carefully inspect this vest! This blood might all be poison!"
"..."
Hearing this, Brother Dao quickly walked over.
He snatched the torn transparent vest from Zeig's hand and repeatedly checked the bloodstains on it.
"Hiss, no, this seems to be some kind of pigment... the same kind we painted on Qlipoth Fort back then!"
"?"
"No mistake, that batch of pigment was personally procured by me and the other brothers, it's exactly like this."
"..."
Zeig immediately slapped the red-haired loser girl's face and loudly interrogated:
"You stinky bitch! Messing with us, huh? Huh? Castrate yourself if you want, but what the hell does using pigment mean?"
"I... I was afraid of pain." March 7th mumbled groggily.
"..."
This one sentence silenced everyone present.
"You're afraid of pain, so why the hell did you castrate yourself?!"
March 7th rubbed her temples, stood up straight again, and said righteously:
"I was just showing my determination!!"
"Fuck your mother!!"
"Too disgusting, urgh——!!"
"How has this kind of loser survived until now!"
Amid the barrage of curses, Brother Dao grew more and more annoyed the more he listened!
He immediately took out the small bottle containing poison from his pocket, poured out a pill, and handed it to Zeig:
"Don't you have a personal grudge with her? You feed it! Feed it to her until she dies!"
"Got it~ order received!"
Zeig eagerly extended his right hand, took the black pill, then slowly turned his head with a sleazy grin toward March 7th.
"Heh heh heh heh... Never thought you'd fall into my hands one day! Let me tell you, once you swallow this thing, you're basically dead!"
"Ah? Then I just won't eat it?" March 7th said matter-of-factly.
"Fuck you, you don't get a say!!"
Zeig used his right hand to pin March 7th down dead, then pinched the brown pill with his left hand and shoved it straight into March 7th's mouth.
At first, March 7th tried to resist, but Zeig pried her mouth open and flicked the brown pill right into her throat.
"Cough cough cough——urgh!!"
March 7th tried to spit out the brown pill, dry-heaving nonstop, but in the end, she still swallowed it.
"Gulp."
So sour!!
Seeing the red-haired loser girl swallow the black pill, Brother Dao finally said with relief:
"Hmph, it's a bit bitter, but now you don't need to castrate yourself! You've become a dead man just like us!"
"I fucking thank you all...!!"
"You're welcome!" Zeig beside him laughed smugly.
...
The next day.
News of an idiot arrived in the organization and gradually spread.
Like Zeig, Brother Dao also suspected March 7th was an undercover agent, so he sent her to the upper district to stir up some trouble, get on the wanted list, get praised by the entire Belobog, something like that.
Though it wasn't as brutal as Zeig's one bat swing shattering Gepard's armor, leaving him bedridden for a month or so.
But March 7th still perfectly completed the mission and successfully made the list.
All because she went to Qlipoth Fort and put on another annual blood-spraying spectacle.
Spraying Cocolia Rand, Bronya, and Pela all over.
She even dyed Gepard, who was covered head to toe in plaster and temporarily placed in Zeig's room, into a red supreme edition mummy.
Gepard: "..."
This series of arrogant acts allowed her to successfully top the wanted list as she wished.
On the bulletin board's wanted list, the top spot was a gray-haired guy who publicly beat up the Silvermane Guards' garrison officer—the severity of the nature goes without saying!
The second was March 7th's red-haired loser girl photo.
The ones below were all rebel organization members.
And Sampo was at the bottom.
In Belobog's upper district, the special guest Seele had declared that daring to spray Bronya in the face while she was away was intolerable, so she also issued a duel challenge to March 7th.
...
From then on, the rebel organization had one more official red-haired loser girl.
"So, how exactly did you get here?" Zeig raised an eyebrow.
"Oh, I told Peppy about it, and Peppy said you must've gone back to Belobog, not in seclusion playing games at all." March 7th said.
The two were now standing in a small alley in Boulder Town, facing each other.
March 7th continued:
"Then I secretly rented a small flyer from the Interastral Peace Corporation and flew straight over from Herta Space Station."
"?"
Zeig asked curiously:
"Why didn't you just take the Astral Express over?"
March 7th shrugged:
"Then everyone would know we came, right? Dan Heng is still dumbfounded at the space station. After all, both our rooms are locked, and we've announced to the outside that we're in seclusion grinding games."
"Hey, you little clever one~"
"By the way, where'd you get the money to rent the flyer?"
"Oh, I took out a loan in your name."
...
