Felix Thorne was drawn over as well. No wonder their third son was back so late—he must have gone into town to catch an adulterer. Jim Thorne tried to build the suspense, but the impatient couple each gave him a smack.
"Spit it out!"
Tang Xiaonan's lips twitched. 'So that's why Third Brother always gets single-digit test scores,' she thought. 'They must have knocked the sense right out of his perfectly good head.'
Jim Thorne nonchalantly rubbed his head and started recounting the day's great drama of catching the adulterers. He hadn't even gotten to the part about the public shaming parade when Phoebe Huxley slapped her thigh in excitement, her eyes gleaming as she let out a long, satisfied sigh.
"That rotten bitch finally got what was coming to her! The heavens are finally watching!"
