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Ning Rongrong, Tang Ya, and Jiang Nannan looked up at the sky, where Su Yan and Bibi Dong were flying away one after the other. Tang Ya could not help but take a photo with her device.
Dark Avenger: Image.
Everyone: What is going on here?
Liu Erlong: Su Yan, this guy, has he gotten so used to trash-talking the Old Woman that he has forgotten she is right next to him now?
Bo Saixi: So the question is, do you think what Su Yan is doing—PUA—is right or wrong?
Yanzi is not a Swallow: It is right, it is absolutely right.
Group Member No. 9: She escapes, he chases, and neither can escape even with wings. He is poisoned by her, and the illness has reached the marrow.
Everyone: That is amazing.
I Am an Orphan: Huh? What does that mean?
Tang Yuehua: Why do I suspect these two ditched Ning Rongrong and the others just to go off on a secret date?
Zhu Zhuqing: Please remove the word suspect from your sentence.
Meanwhile, Bibi Dong had just chased Su Yan to a quiet riverbank in the suburbs. Seeing the messages in the Group Chat, she felt terrible. She could not believe how shameless this group of people could be.
Bibi Dong looked at him angrily and said, "You little brat, are you still planning to run away from me?"
Su Yan stopped running and said with a wry smile, "I am not running anymore. The things I said earlier were just a method of PUA to lower someone's value. Actually, the real Supreme Pontiff is the most charming woman in the world."
Bibi Dong frowned and stared at Su Yan, not knowing what she was thinking. She asked, "Do you really think so?"
Su Yan nodded heavily and said, "Yes, I can guarantee that everything I said comes straight from my heart. The charm of the Supreme Pontiff is something that a group of little girls cannot compare to. If the Supreme Pontiff could be my girlfriend, I think I would wake up laughing from my dreams. Has the Supreme Pontiff forgotten that back then, I chose you between you and Bo Saixi?"
Hearing this, Bibi Dong looked completely speechless and said, "You little brat, you really have a glib tongue. How many years older than you am I? You actually want me to be your girlfriend?"
Su Yan looked at her strangely and said, "Auntie Ah Yin is even older than me."
Bibi Dong was completely stunned by his words. She thought about it and realized it seemed correct. If Ah Yin, a hundred-thousand-year-old Blue Silver Grass, can eat tender grass, maybe she could do it too. After all, it would be a guaranteed profit for her. She quickly shook the weird thoughts out of her head.
Su Yan: Those were the meanings of PUA just now. Anyway, PUA exists in various relationships. Let us continue talking about Ning Rongrong. In the year she turned twelve, because of one unpleasant incident, she left home in a fit of pique. I do not know how she ended up at that godforsaken Shrek Academy. On the second day of enrollment, Ning Rongrong and Oscar, the two support Spirit Masters, were asked by Flender to run twenty laps around the village. With so many laps and such a long distance, could our Little Princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School take that kind of treatment?
Yanzi is not a Swallow: And then what happened?
Zhu Zhuqing: Then the interesting thing happened. The Little Princess threw Flender's words to the back of her mind. She went to Suotuo City to eat, drink, and play by herself, and she only came back after a nice stroll.
Everyone: That is amazing.
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: That is not right. Isn't Su Yan supposed to be the one talking here? Zhu Zhuqing, why are you talking instead? Didn't you say you did not come to the world of Douluo II?
Liu Erlong: How do you know about that incident anyway?
Zhu Zhuqing: Su Yan told me about it at the time. Because he went to Heaven Dou City to find Yanzi, he was worried that Ning Rongrong would repeat the same path and get PUA'd by Flender, so he told me the whole story.
Ning Rongrong: So that is how it was. I was wondering why you and Xiao Wu were waiting for me on the road into the city that day. Hey, wait a minute, it seems like you guys did not let me off easy either.
Loves Eating Carrots: I suddenly want to laugh out loud. Ning Rongrong was not PUA'd by Flender, but it seems she was PUA'd by Zhu Zhuqing instead.
Zhu Zhuqing: You are completely wrong about that. How can that be considered PUA? I taught her step-by-step to correct her shortcomings so she could chase my boyfriend. Can that really be called PUA?
Everyone: That is crazy.
Yanzi is not a Swallow: As expected of you, Zhu Zhuqing.
Liu Erlong: Zhu Zhuqing, I have a friend who wants to know more, you understand what I mean, right?
Tang Yuehua: Yes, Liu Erlong has a friend named Tang Yuehua, and Tang Yuehua also wants to be PUA'd by you.
Hu Liena: I also have a friend who is interested.
Red Dust Dream Dream Dream: You all claim to have a friend, but I just want to be real friends with Zhu Zhuqing.
Meanwhile, Bibi Dong and Su Yan sat down by the riverbank. Seeing Zhu Zhuqing's words in the Group Chat, Bibi Dong could not help but feel helpless. She wondered if a person could really do whatever they wanted just because they were handsome.
Bibi Dong looked at him speechlessly and said, "You little brat, how can you find such a good girlfriend like Zhu Zhuqing? And since you already have such a wonderful girlfriend, you still refuse to settle down. Now that it is just the two of us here, tell me honestly, how many girlfriends do you plan to find? Are you planning to take all these women in the group chat?"
Su Yan heard Bibi Dong's words and suddenly asked her a question, "Supreme Pontiff, do you know what my dream was before I got my Golden Finger, back when I was just an ordinary Spirit Master?"
Bibi Dong looked at him with curiosity and asked, "What was your dream?"
Su Yan spoke with some emotion and said, "When I was just an ordinary Spirit Master, my dream was to reach forty or fifty levels of spirit power, then marry seven or eight wives, and live the rest of my life happily."
Bibi Dong could not help but laugh and nodded slightly as she said, "That is not excessive at all. If you can reach forty or fifty levels of spirit power, finding seven or eight beautiful ordinary people to marry is absolutely no problem. However, since you already have the Golden Finger and possess such great strength now, you would not still hold onto such a vulgar dream, would you?"
Su Yan shook his head slightly. Bibi Dong was just about to breathe a sigh of relief, but the next moment, she was completely stunned by his words.
Su Yan looked at Bibi Dong with firm eyes, clenched his fist, and said, "Now that my strength is stronger, my dream must also change to match it. My dream has become much bigger, and seven or eight wives simply cannot satisfy me anymore. I want them all."
Bibi Dong was completely speechless for a long moment, not knowing what to say to him. She finally spoke up and said, "Should I praise you for this? Your strength has become so powerful, and yet you still have not forgotten your original intention? Other people get more ambitious as they get stronger, but you just get more unfaithful as you get stronger."
Su Yan picked up a flat stone from the ground and threw it into the river. The stone skipped across the water seventy or eighty times before sinking. He turned back to look at Bibi Dong and said indifferently, "You can think of it however you want. I have no grand ambition, and I have no interest in wealth or power. I only have this one hobby in life, otherwise what else am I supposed to do? Let us just say that wealth cannot corrupt me because money is completely useless to me anyway."
Bibi Dong frowned and asked him, "Can't you do something serious with your life?"
Su Yan thought about it for a short while, smiled at her, and asked, "For example, going to Spirit Hall to take refuge with you?"
Bibi Dong nodded her head quickly. She thought that he was finally being reasonable. She looked at him and said, "Yes, exactly. You really are a clever young man."
Su Yan smiled and said with some annoyance, "Supreme Pontiff, you are not only beautiful, but you also have a very beautiful imagination. Why would I do that? Can't I just take my women to travel around the world with the effort I would spend working? I am the type of person who is most afraid of being tired."
Bibi Dong shook her head and said seriously, "I had no real choice in the past, but now I truly want to be a good person. Can you come to Spirit Hall to help me? Let us work together to make great contributions to the people of the Douluo continent."
Su Yan was a bit dumbfounded by her request. He looked at her and said, "Supreme Pontiff, are you trying to kidnap me using morals? Have you forgotten that I do not have any morals at all? Respecting other people's fates and enjoying a lazy, depraved life—you have no idea how happy that makes a person."
Bibi Dong found herself completely unable to retort. She realized she had indeed forgotten that this little brat seemed to live without any moral restrictions at all. She sighed, looked at him, and asked, "Then tell me, what will it take for you to be willing to join Spirit Hall and help me out?"