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Su Yan had not even finished savoring the happy moment when Bibi Dong suddenly kicked him straight out of the room. Hu Liena stood nearby, completely stunned by the sight. It happened just as she expected. Her teacher's mental state was definitely off. One moment Bibi Dong had been so attentive and kind, and yet she flipped her mood in an instant.
Hu Liena quickly took a photo of the scene, showing a huge, human-shaped hole in the wall where Su Yan had been launched. She posted it to the group chat immediately.
"Stop the nonsense, everyone," Hu Liena typed. "My teacher is absolutely furious right now. She just booted Su Yan out with a single kick."
"Serves him right!" I Am an Orphan replied instantly.
Liu Erlong added her own thoughts. "Give Su Yan five minutes of sympathy. Bibi Dong truly turns on a dime when it comes to her temper."
"Bibi Dong, I told you to look after my Brother Su Yan," the Nine Treasures Little Princess argued. "How could you just toss him aside like that?"
The Cat in the Shadows chimed in, saying, "That is way too much, even for her."
"He went from being the favorite to being stuck in cold storage real fast," Group Member Number Nine joked.
I Am an Orphan sent another message. "You jerks leave me speechless with these comments!"
Suddenly, the Supreme Pontiff herself entered the chat. "All of you shut up," Bibi Dong wrote. "This Supreme Pontiff does not keep pretty boys around for fun. I am about to duel this scoundrel Su Yan. If you keep yapping, I will forfeit the match right now."
"Enough with the jokes," Bo Saixi replied. "Just fight already. We have all been waiting ages to see this."
Liu Erlong cheered. "Go get him, Old Woman! Pound Su Yan until his face looks like a pig's head. Avenge our blind Douluo combo!"
"Bibi Dong, show no mercy," the Dark Avenger added. "Thrash that schemer Su Yan and don't look back."
Group Member Number Nine asked a strange question. "Did you swallow his spit or something?"
"What???" the Dark Avenger replied, confused.
"Otherwise, how would you know he is so full of bad water?" Group Member Number Nine teased.
"You..." the Dark Avenger started, but couldn't find the words.
Ah Yin jumped in to support someone else. "Lingling, you are invincible!"
"Only you could pull that off!" Yanzi is not a Swallow added.
The Nine Treasures Little Princess dismissed them. "Pfft, keep dreaming. Just watch my Brother Su Yan steal the whole show!"
"At the end of the road in the Soul Land, who stands supreme?" Loves Eating Carrots posted. "One glance at Su Yan and even the Great Dao dissolves into nothing."
"Nana, start recording right now," I Am a Little Bird instructed. "Snap photos and shoot some video for us!"
"Sure thing, Aunt Ling Yuan," Hu Liena replied.
"Who?" Winter Cutie asked.
I Am a Little Bird replied with an annoyed tone. "How many times must I tell you? Call me big sister!"
"Sure thing, Aunt," Hu Liena repeated playfully.
Back at Spirit Hall, the atmosphere grew heavy. Three versions of Bibi Dong flew straight out of the Pope's Bedchamber. Their spirit rings swirled around them with immense power. One Bibi Dong showed a terrifying set of rings: black, black, black, black, black, black, red, red, and gold. The other two versions displayed a more standard but still powerful set: yellow, yellow, purple, purple, black, black, black, black, and red.
Hu Liena hurriedly raised her jade mirror to capture her three teachers' awe-inspiring entrance. She uploaded the picture to the chat immediately.
"Damn, that Old Woman's pressure is insane!" Liu Erlong commented.
"Bibi Dong, do not forget the deal we made earlier," Loves Eating Carrots reminded her.
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress sent a sweet message. "Sister Bibi Dong, you are amazing. If anyone tries to bully me later, you will help me, right?"
Bo Saixi analyzed the situation seriously. "Three 99th-level Limitless Douluos, and all of them are Rakshasa God inheritors with divine force. Su Yan's chances of winning just plummeted."
"Thinking back, Tang Hao looks like a little kid compared to Her Holiness," I Am a Little Bird remarked.
In the era of Douluo 2 at Shrek Academy, Ma Xiaotao was completely dumbstruck. Bibi Dong was simply too strong for words. This was the legendary technique, One Qi into Three Easts. Having three 99th-level Limitless Douluos as a baseline was scary enough, but with their perfect compatibility, they could even unleash a Spirit Fusion Skill together. Ma Xiaotao even felt a little bit of envy toward Tang Ya.
"Xiaoya, come to Shrek City tomorrow," Ma Xiaotao typed. "Let's talk. If you can actually become Bibi Dong's disciple, you will have hit the jackpot."
The Dark Avenger replied, "Sister Xiao Tao, I have switched my goal from reviving the Tang Sect to reviving Spirit Hall. Doesn't that feel a bit weird?"
"I still say the Tang Sect cannot compare to a single hair on the head of Spirit Hall," Red Dust Dream Dream Dream argued. "Reviving that old sect is pointless. You might as well revive Spirit Hall instead! Your Holiness, I have never met a worthy master in my life. If you don't mind, I would gladly become your disciple and take care of you in your old age."
"Count me in too!" Bai Chenxiang added.
"Me too!" the Big Cat in the Shadow agreed.
Hu Liena shut them down. "My teacher already has children and disciples. You all should keep dreaming!"
Back at Spirit Hall, Bibi Dong was no longer paying attention to the chat. She turned her sharp gaze toward Su Yan. "Where is your Little Monkey?" she asked.
Su Yan gave a calm smile. "It has been here for ages."
The moment he finished speaking, the Little Monkey swooped down from the highest point of the Angel God statue. Nine spirit rings blazed into existence around it: yellow, yellow, red, gold, red, gold, red, gold, red, gold, red, gold, and red-gold. Each of the later rings featured six distinct golden lines.
"Six-hundred-thousand-year rings?" Bibi Dong's brows knitted tight together in shock.
It was just as she expected. After his last upgrade, this scoundrel had gained not only an extra spirit ring but also four spirit power levels. If he made another jump like that, only a true god could hope to beat him.
Hu Liena quickly shared a photo of Su Yan standing with the Little Monkey.
"Go, Little Monkey!" Loves Eating Carrots cheered.
"Su Yan is at rank 96 with seven 600,000-year rings," Bo Saixi admitted. "I guess I spoke too soon about his chances."
The Cat in the Shadows replied, "You definitely spoke too soon. You forgot the golden rule: always blindly believe in Su Yan!"
"I have a question," Call Me Her Majesty the Empress asked. "If the Little Monkey is Su Yan's spirit, is it still considered a spirit beast?"
"This is a peak showdown that is rarely seen in this world," Winter Cutie noted.
Su Yan suddenly typed in the chat. "On a moonlit night, at the Spirit Summit. One breath from the east, an other-worldly immortal."
Everyone in the chat replied with "666" to show their respect for his style.
Bibi Dong was half laughing and half fuming at his antics. "Fine then! You still cannot resist showing off in the chat, you little bastard? Today I will stomp you flat with all six of my feet!"
"Little bastard, follow me outside the city where no one else is around," she commanded.
"No need for that," Su Yan refused casually.
Bibi Dong snapped at him, "Are you planning to wreck my Spirit Hall?"
Su Yan wore a faint, confident smile. "I said there is no need because I can handle you right here." He then called out his power. "Eighth spirit ring, first spirit ability—External Incarnation!"
Seeing Su Yan finally activate a spirit ability, the eyes of the three Bibi Dongs flashed with anticipation. Was this scoundrel finally getting serious? But then they watched him do something strange. Why was he yanking out a tuft of hair?
"Huff!" Su Yan gave the hair a casual puff of breath.
Whoosh! Six spirit-armored versions of Su Yan materialized instantly. Each one was clad in majestic golden plate armor and wielded a golden staff. They looked fierce and powerful.
"You!" Bibi Dong felt like a clown for worrying. This brat had clone skills too, and he summoned a whole mouthful of them at once. He was clearly mocking her!
Su Yan suddenly raised his right hand. "A raised hand is not an apology, Dong. You still need more practice. Eighth spirit ring, second spirit ability—Sleeve Universe!"
Bibi Dong's heart clenched as a terrifying pressure bore down on her. Su Yan's sleeve seemed to open up into an entire world. An overwhelming suction force began dragging all three of her bodies toward him. Panic surged through her as she poured all her spirit power into resisting the pull, searching desperately for a chance to break free.
But in the next instant, Su Yan's six clones struck in perfect timing.
"Immobilization Technique!" they all shouted at once.
Boom! All three Bibi Dongs froze in place. The world spun before their eyes as they were locked down, then swallowed into a dark, empty void. The six clones dissolved back into simple strands of hair.
Su Yan clasped his hands behind his back, looking perfectly calm. "Another slick little combo. Aren't I clever?"
At that moment, Hu Liena stood there like a statue, her jade mirror still in her hand. She had been so shocked that she hadn't even started recording or snapping photos of the finish.
"Is it... over already?" she whispered. "Su Yan, where is my teacher?"