Sirius Black never imagined he would be captured by a Slytherin woman and delivered to his lifelong enemy, the greasy, sniveling old bat.
Snape also never thought a student would bring to his office one of his greatest lifelong enemies, second only to James Potter — Sirius Black.
God knows how many times Snape has, in the dead of night, dreamt of getting rid of these two enemies!
But!
Now, the best opportunity is right in front of him.
He originally wanted to say something, but noticed the good student had already wisely left.
Hmm...
He looked down again at Sirius Black, a more sinister smile appearing.
But just as Sirius was about to shout, he suddenly felt his stomach churning, and the world starting to spin.
Immediately afterwards, his stomach began to cramp severely, so painful he was gritting his teeth.
"Stop pretending, Black," Snape said with a toothless grin, his smug smile almost forming a Nike swoosh, "or are you scared?"
"Woof, woof, woof!" The big black dog rolled on the ground, turning over continually, bouncing like a live fish dropped into a frying pan.
"You should know, even in this state I won't let you go, so why bother?" Snape laughed villainously.
However, what Snape did not expect was the big black dog suddenly stopped struggling, lying flat on the floor of his office, as if he had seen through life, with a look of hopelessness in its eyes.
Snape instinctively felt something was off, but another instinct prompted him to say something.
Just as he opened his mouth, he heard a spluttering sound.
Hmm...
The big black dog had diarrhea.
Snape only managed two seconds of maintaining a poker face before losing composure, first in anger, then... still anger.
"Sirius Black!" He shouted furiously, pulling out his magic wand and casting a clean-up spell on the big black dog.
Afterwards, he quickly put away several bottles of Magic Potion and pulled out two others — they didn't look bright or shiny, just a very ordinary color — like fecal yellow.
At this moment, Vivi also arrived at Professor Scamander's little tent.
Pabi was outside kicking a ball, looking very happy, even though she was alone.
Of course, Newt and Tina, as elderly folks, didn't seem fit to play ball with Pabi.
Seeing Vivi approaching, Pabi nudged the ball forward with her front legs, dropping it at Vivi's feet.
"Come on," Pabi said excitedly to Vivi, "Come play with me..."
"There's something urgent, Pabi." Vivi's expression showed urgency as she walked quickly to Pabi's side, whispering, "I picked up a big black dog on the roadside — it looks a lot like the one sitting by your side at the Quidditch match before, and it seems mentally unstable, so I took it to Professor Snape's Magic Potion Class office... But unexpectedly, the big black dog seems to have a feud with Professor Snape..."
"What?!" Pabi jumped in place anxiously and said, "Oh no, Snape is really bad, what if my big black dog friend gets turned into Magic Potion Materials by him... My goodness!"
Though she didn't know the real identity of the big black dog, she'd been bringing it food occasionally lately — if it were taken by Professor Sprout or others, Pabi might not say much, but the problem was it was Snape who took the big black dog.
In Snape's hands, what good could come of it?
Moreover, the two were enemies...
Pabi was truly afraid; what if Snape killed the big black dog?
"Yes," Vivi agreed, "that would be terrible, we should rescue it — don't forget that you're a board member —"
"Oh right!"
Reminded by Vivi, Pabi thought of her identity as a board member.
She raised her head, said excitedly, "Yes, I'm a board member — why should I be afraid of that old bat?! Come with me to rescue the big black dog!"
With that, she set off at full speed, rushing towards Hogwarts Castle.
Vivi followed leisurely behind, seemingly not in a hurry.
Pabi reached Professor Snape's office door at a run, and without a word, reared up, kicking her front legs against the office door.
The office door couldn't withstand Pabi's attack, and collapsed with a boom.
Inside the dean's office, Snape raised his head after finishing the medication process for the big black dog, a hint of astonishment flashed in his dark eyes.
What was this unicorn board member doing here?
Before Snape could speak, the board member at the door suddenly spoke.
"Hey! Professor Snape!" Pabi shouted from the doorway, "Your days of wrongdoing are over, hand over the big black dog!"
"You're a step too late," Snape said sinisterly, raising his head, "I've already given him a gastric lavage potion — although it doesn't taste good, I still doubt Gryffindor's intelligence; what kind of brain could make him eat a mixture of spider venom glands and berries?"
"Uh?" Pabi was dumbfounded.
"Do you want me to continue?" Snape said coldly, "This Mr. Black Dog — perhaps I should call him Black — picked up a gluttony habit and ate something bad in the Forbidden Forest — so I had to temporarily act as a veterinarian, that's the situation, Ms. Board Member."