Heh, Hope you all enjoy this chapter XD
It's a bit of a diversion from Drecarios, Harry and Sirius but I think you'll enjoy it. Plus it saves us from going back to MHA for a while XD
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Drecarios Frost- Thanks Tony! Hope you enjoy being a teacher for a day!
Tony rolled his eyes in utter frustration as his best friend just up and left the chat again. It had been a common occurrence of late. Ever since he'd appeared in Star Wars with HARRY FUCKING POTTER... He'd been off the chat.
He couldn't blame the guy though. Star Wars was filled with hot babes and species, if he were there he'd be tapping some of them, for sure. He heard Pepper cough from the kitchen counter and quickly threw all ideas of Star Wars babes out of his mind. One woman was more than enough, yep!
Sweating a little he watched as the chat softly went by. Most of the discussion was on people's days or what they were doing for the weekend. It was the most boring, monotonous, work-texting that he'd ever seen. Even the fact that some of them were from magical worlds and universes wasn't enough to burn away the droll nature of their nattering...
Momo Yaoyorozu- Class starts in two hours Mr. Stark
Tony rolled his eyes again.
Tony Stark- Yeah, yeah, I'll be there... Just tell your other teachers, got it?
Momo Yaoyorozu- Elsa has already done that Mr. Stark
Shiroe of Log Horizon- Heh, have fun being a teacher, old man...
Tony Stark- I am not OLD! I'm barely in my middle age
Aegon Targaryen- Deceiving oneself is never a good thing Tony
Tony Stark- 😲😲😨
M. Sam Carter- OOOOooooo get burned!
Loki Odinson- I must agree, that was good... No comeback Stark?
Tony Stark- Yes well, if I wanted to give a comeback I'd need to scrape it off your mother's teeth
Momo Yaoyorozu- 🥶🥶
Aegon Targaryen- I don't get it...? 😐
M. Sam Carter- I-I've got to go to the bathroom... That was too funny...! 🤣🤣
Ciri- That was a mildly entertaining argument
Loki Odinson- I will find you Stark... And I will kill you...
Tony Stark- Oh shit... 🥶
An hour Later...
Tony stumbled out of the Multiversal teleportation, his right eye dully thudding as the punch from Loki slowly brought forth purple and black on his skin. All he did was say a joke and the Asgardian wanted to gut him for it... He was lucky he dodged the stab of the man's dagger considering how pissed Loki was.
Shaking his head, which increased the pain to his eye, he looked at class 1-A of UA. There were a bunch of unique people here that he could see, some of them sort of freaking him out. The frog girl was a bit much, to be honest, but he rolled with it nonetheless. And then there was a girl that was entirely pink, had horns and sclera like a demon's... What had his life become?
"Who's this old dude?" A guy with explosive-looking hair shouted out.
"Hey! Who you callin' 'old' kid!?" His serious question only made half the class laugh, the other half holding back on account of his utter lack of mirth.
"You. Old man." Tony felt his left eye twitch, his right eye currently in too much pain to follow its' companion's movements.
"Alright, that's enough Bakugo." Said the guy that looked like a tired hobo.
The blonde pouted in annoyance, his hands twitching with small explosions. Tony couldn't help but be fascinated at the idea of someone causing explosions through normal skin. Bakugo, or whatever his name was, could copy him in a way... Using his explosions to fly and make himself more manoeuvrable.
"Why is the new teacher not dressed in his Hero uniform?" The nasally frog girl asked from the back of the class.
Tony smirked as he adjusted his business suit, his right hand tightening around the trigger for his suit.
"That's not what I am interested in... Why does he have a bruised eye?" Murmurs arose from that question, the speaker hidden amongst the gaggle of teenagers.
Resisting the urge to roll his eyes once more, Tony pressed the transponder in his right hand and felt the nanomachines quickly coalesce over his body, coiling around all of his limbs, softly embracing his ribs and neck before lining his face. A mask then emerged from a micro-slit in the structure of his Iron Man suit, a Hud display snapping into place as Jarvis began a systems check.
"Who says I wasn't wearing my suit...?" He cockily questioned, his voice mechanized, deepened and reconstituted.
"Holy SHIT!!!" Several of the kids proclaimed all at once. From what Drecarios had told him of their level of technology they weren't used to nano-tech, the branch of technology having stagnated after 'quirks' came into effect.
"Jarvis, I want you to document each of their powers and record all of the readings." He whispered into his mask.
"It will be done sir." The AI responded promptly.
His role in the class suddenly took a backseat as a woman with a spacesuit on stepped out and soon took over. She was a touch weird and perhaps a bit scatterbrained but she made up for it in joviality, he could see himself enjoying a class of hers if he were a teenager again.
Apparently the class was about rescue and searching. There were four or five zones that each had a natural disaster or a manmade disaster. The Conflagration zone looked particularly dangerous as an entire mock-city would alight in flames and they would have to rush in to save people. The Hurricane and Flood zone looked standard. Finally there was the Landslide zone and the Ocean zone that would allow some of the more unique kids to shine.
Three minutes passed quickly as the explanation of what they were doing and what they were not supposed to do was given. Jarvis had already mapped the entirety of the building and the zones. Small nano-drones had been deployed to monitor each zone, the feeds hanging at the top right of his Hud, for when he inevitably needed to save one of these brats.
"Sir, I am detecting a build up of energy in the square behind you. It seems to be a Spatial anomaly sir." Tony immediately turned and looked out at the square, finding a purple-black portal shimmering in the middle distance.
"Any correlation between the tesseract's portal and this one?" He questioned plainly, his words startling the class and the teachers alike.
"No sir, this spatial anomaly seems to act more like a wormhole than a breech in subspace." The Ai intoned softly.
"Aiz-guy, I need you to stay with the kids. Space-chick, you need to ensure that they get to the doors." Both teachers frowned but nodded at the substitute teacher, acknowledging the danger they were all in.
"Sir, I am reading 307 life signs transmitting through portals across the building, they are divided between the zones..." Tony tuned his Ai out and quickly came to multiple assumptions and decisions at once.
"Baku-kid, I need you to defend speed kid over there-" He pointed at Ida Tenya, "and make sure he gets to the main entrance, he'll be your best bet of getting help here." The spiky haired runt grunted before rushing over to the kid with engines on his legs and pushing him towards the entrance, the rest of the class quickly following in panic.
Now that his job as a temp-teacher was over he could go back to what he was good at, beating up bad guys and kicking ass.
He powered all of his thrusters at once and sped into the sky, a small cache of concussive missiles coming to the surface of his suit. Jarvis immediately aimed them at all of the hard targets before firing them off, his arc reactor thrumming with the energy collected from the tesseract.
Hundreds of missiles detonated naught but a few seconds later, the concussive wave creating a sonic boom as over a hundred villains got knocked on their asses. Some were unconscious, others were still recover as he triggered the other cache of missiles. The next volley had them completely unconscious.
The feed in his Hud pinged dangerously as a kid with arms over his face and body stepped out next to a massive bird-like brain creature thing. He didn't know what the thing was or why the kid had hands on his face but they were all questions he'd ask later, preferably when he and the kids weren't in danger.
"Sir, that creature is radiating an electromagnetic field that is dampening all communication and control devices in the building." Tony grunted as he dodged a lance of bone that had been flung at him from the ground, his gauntlet snapping up and firing a blast at the villain; sending him flying through the air towards the Ocean zone.
"I'm guessing there's no counter to that..."
"No sir, not currently." He grunted at his Jarvis' confirmation as he sped through the sky around the square, knocking several thugs and creeps into unconsciousness.
"Let's poke the bear shall we?" He said as he pulled up in mid air and pushed his chest forwards, his arc reactor aimed directly at the bird-monster-brain-thingy.
The air thrummed with energy as his gold, hot-rod red and black suit changed structure slightly to reinforce his chest and ribs. Oxygen and Hydrogen immediately heated within a few inches of the arc reactor before ozone could be smelt. With a final pulse of energy radiating inwards towards his chest the arc reactor unleashed an arm-wide beam of pure plasma that speared out towards the monstrosity.
Ever since the invasion of New York he had been hard pressed to forget the smell of burning flesh and the cries of innocent people... He recalled the horrors of that day as the lance of plasma perforated the chest of the creature, puncturing into internal organs and sinew before spurting out the other side. Once perfect stone flooring had become molten slag that oozed heat and belched carbon dioxide.
The bird-thingy slumped to the ground as if in pain, not a single noise being uttered by the thing. He didn't know if it was enough to kill it, he was in a world of superpowers, but it certainly hurt it.
"Shitty extras trying to take down the raid boss before the main protag has even turned up!" The kid with hands on his face shouted out in annoyance, his right hand scratching at his neck like a man possessed.
Blinking rapidly Tony could only gawk at the stupid kid.
"Kid, maybe you should be playing video games... Instead of, you know, attacking a school? Unless you're one of those school shooters or something, in which case, I sympathise with the fact that you're that uncool..."
The brat growled and started hastily slapping the arm of the bird monster.
"Sir, the creature seems to be regenerating internally." Jarvis chirped out inside his helm.
"Estimate until full combat ability?" He asked.
"Two minutes sir, the beam of plasma has damaged its spinal cord and heart." Tony nodded at the explanation before doing some mental calculations.
"Could we drown it if we were to trap it under water?" Jarvis turned completely silent for a moment as Tony shot down a few flying villains, their bodies dropping like flies into the trees and rocks below his position.
"Quite possible sir. It could also be a way of making it useless Sir, I'd need more data to create any further plan of action."
The conversation was interrupted as his suit's sensors immediately detected a spatial anomaly forming behind him. He immediately sped forwards and spun, his hand arcing upwards before repulsor blasts struck the entity that was creating portals. A single grunt was all he heard before the portal closed.
"Track that signature."
"On it, Sir." A small panel in his Hud emerged and showed Jarvis creating a map using the nano-drones he'd arranged previously. He ignored the progress and re-focussed on the bird-monster.
It was a challenge and he didn't want to get into melee of it. The muscles on that thing were massive and it looked roided out to all hell. Sighing, Tony flexed his hands and switched the modes of his repulsors. He had gone from non-lethal to lethal. Taking chances in a situation like this was suicidal and dangerous.
"Hey, brat, are you sure you want to dance with me? It'd be extremely dangerous for you and bird-brain over here, I might step on a few toes you know...?" The kid growled and called out a name, something about Onigiri or Kamikiri? Tony didn't care, he'd pissed the kid off, now he just needed a little bit of space.
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