After the Straw Hat Pirates stayed on the Going Merry for a while, Sanji and Usopp finally woke up thanks to Chopper's treatment.
Seeing the two of them looking full of energy again, Sandy truly couldn't understand what kind of physique the people in this world had.
It was ridiculous.
They were struck by lightning not long ago, and now they were hopping around like nothing happened.
"Wahh!!" Sanji burst into tears the moment he saw Nami. "Miss Nami, thank goodness you're safe! Wuwuwu—"
Nami smiled. "I'm glad you guys are okay too."
Usopp asked curiously, "Luffy, where's Enel? That guy's ability was way too abnormal. We all have to be careful…"
Before he could finish, Luffy grinned. "You mean that guy who called himself God? Sandy defeated him just now."
"What?!" Usopp and Sanji both stared at Sandy in shock.
Luffy continued dramatically, "It was like this—Sandy swung his sword once, and Enel was finished. He was super weak."
"What nonsense are you talking about?!" Usopp protested. "It couldn't have been that simple!"
Sandy kicked Luffy aside and stroked his chin.
"Ahem. Actually, Enel and I fought fiercely in the air for thousands of rounds. The clash of our powers changed the weather itself, covering the sun and moon. You see that giant broken beanstalk in the distance? I sliced that with one strike."
"Really?" Since Usopp hadn't seen the battle, he believed it.
Chopper's eyes sparkled. "Amazing, Sandy! I heard you defeated him with one sword! Can you show us?"
Sandy smirked. "Why not? At that time, I wielded a forty-meter-long supreme great saber—"
"A forty-meter saber?!"
"So cool!!"
Sandy continued, "I gripped my peerless blade, aimed at Enel, and unleashed my ultimate technique!"
"Ultimate technique!!"
"What is it?!"
Sandy imitated Zoro's expression when fighting Ohm, lifting his chin proudly.
"Thirty-six worldly desires… seventy-two earthly desires… the third realm—one hundred and eight desires!"
"One-Sword Style: 108 Pound Phoenix!"
Zoro stood nearby with a deadpan expression.
Wasn't that a name he'd made up on the spot? And now Sandy was using it to brag?!
Luffy picked his nose. "Isn't that Zoro's move?"
Sandy immediately kicked him again. "I don't know what he's talking about. He's just jealous."
While Usopp and Chopper were absorbed in Sandy's bragging, Nami went to Robin.
"Robin, is the City of Gold really on the beanstalk?"
Robin nodded. "Based on the clues, yes. But since it fell, we still need to search for where it landed."
Nami clenched her fists in excitement. "No matter what—we have to find the City of Gold!"
Meanwhile, Gan Fall and Wyper arrived with the residents of Skypiea and the Shandia.
Luffy blinked. "What are you all doing here?"
Gan Fall smiled. "To celebrate Enel's defeat, we've prepared a banquet. Since you are our benefactors, everyone wishes to invite you!"
"A banquet? Then let's go!! Yohohoho!"
Skypiea instantly became lively.
Sandy Checks His New System Rewards
While eating and drinking, Sandy decided to check what reward the pheromone system had given him.
[Due to the host's unexpected actions exceeding the system's predictions—and after detecting a loophole in the space backpack—the host is rewarded with a Rumble-Rumble Fruit with no side effects. For the host's use only.]
Sandy nearly choked.
"System, I'm already satisfied with the Space Fruit. I just wanted a Devil Fruit for one of my crewmates…"
[If the host is dissatisfied, the Rumble-Rumble Fruit with no side effects can be recycled by the system.]
"Wait, no—stop! I want it! I'll take it! Calm down!"
But Sandy still asked, "Can I even have two Devil Fruits?"
[Yes. But Space Fruit abilities and Rumble-Rumble abilities cannot be used simultaneously. Their energy sources are incompatible.]
"…So it's basically just switching modes," Sandy muttered in disappointment.
The system responded:
[The host may choose to recycle one or both Devil Fruits. Recycling rewards include 1–2 bottles of Dichlorvos.]
"…Recycle your head! I'm keeping both!"
Sandy Eats the Fruit Anyway
After consuming the side-effect-free Rumble-Rumble Fruit, Sandy briefly entered Lightning Mode.
The fruit sounded impressive, sure—but it clearly wasn't as good as Space Fruit + Swordsmanship.
Electricity was flashy, but in this world?
How many people actually die from being electrocuted?
Even tens of millions of volts weren't reliable. Unless you chopped off someone's head, they'd still stand up.
A total chicken rib.
Useless to eat, but too much of a pity to throw away.
Still, the Rumble-Rumble Fruit was excellent for Observation Haki and long-range speed, so Sandy reluctantly accepted it.
He now had two Devil Fruits—though he couldn't use them at the same time.
The basic abilities he obtained:
1. Thunder Finger
Like a stronger, faster Finger Pistol.
2. Thunder Flash
Summons lightning from the sky for a group attack.
3. Thunderbird
Creates a high-speed lightning bird—like Aokiji's Ice Age.
4. God's Judgment
Turns his hand into lightning and summons a massive lightning pillar from the sky.
5. 200,000,000 Volt Amaru
A wide-range thundercloud attack.
6. Raigo
Transforms into the God of Lightning and throws a giant ball of lightning.
Sandy sighed.
Enel really loved mass-destruction moves…
But to Sandy?
Trash.
Good for bullying weaklings, but useless against real fighters who used Haki.
Hadn't Kaido's Thunder Bagua KO'd Luffy instantly even when he could see the future?
Still, these attacks could drain stamina and be used for prolonged battles, so Sandy accepted them for now.
After that, he simply continued enjoying the feast with everyone.
...
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