Today was not going great for Seth.
A thrill chase on pink cycle, body slammed by a road roller, canoeing through a multiverse drain pipe and now laying bum as£ naked in a crater on middle of the road, god knows where.
Not going great but was certainly not boring, something Seth felt quite proud of.
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Ding
Host has arrived
Ding
Locating coordinates
Locating failed
Analysing world build level
Analysing complete - world build level - B3
Threat level - tiger
Allocating gear and skill tree
Allocation complete
Gear equipped
Skill tree activated
Protocol complition successful.
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Ward 17 had never been peaceful especially after the sun went down. This was by now common knowledge, a fight breaking out, minor dust ups, people going missing, shops getting destroyed and smell of iron, most folks won't even blink an eye at these anymore.
I have had my fair share of abrupt amusing wake ups. Getting choked by younger sisters, body slammed by friends and being plunged in the pool during winter by cousins. In all my experience I had never had someone licking my thighs..MY perfect pear shaped THIGS being licked for me to wake up to. Ahh chi-town what's going on?
This was prime material for story on mtv but I ain't trying to make a band.
They guy licking me feels like a good dude, bad night, right place, wrong time.
That was..well. weird my thoughts have been all over the place and I was about to spiral down a rabbit hole that I dug in some past life when the man decided he had enough of taste and now wanted the whole package. He sunk the complete of his lower jaw in my thigh like it was some cheap ass kfc.
I had no special 5 secret seasoning going on for me but he seems to have different views on it.