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Chapter 375 - What the f*ck! Again?

Star Rail universe.

March 7th's quest to find her past memories had temporarily come to an end. Qingque, who was dragged away to work overtime by the Master Diviner, waved a tearful goodbye to Caelus.

The trio that left the Divination Commission chose to freely Trailblaze.

The so-called free Trailblazing was simply eating, drinking, and having fun.

The main quest was finding treasure chests, searching for Crystals, and grinding missions.

The massive Luofu wasn't like the limited-capacity Herta Space Station, or Jarilo-VI, which only had the single city of Belobog. The advantage of a large searchable area was that many treasure chests spawned, making it impossible to find them all.

The disadvantage was that the number of treasure chests per unit area was low, and the distance between them was far. You'd run for half a day just to open one, and they only gave +1, +2, or +3.

However, no matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat.

That was until Stelle and Caelus got the mission "[The trash cans are waiting for your rule!]" from a certain Tiaolang official, a Xianzhou person who was similar to a sanitation worker, asking them to help place new trash cans for a street.

Stelle's blood immediately boiled; she was so hyped that tying eight huskies running in the opposite direction wouldn't be able to hold her back.

Upon completing the mission, the Stellar Jade in Stelle's piggy bank increased by 14, and the Crystals in Caelus's coin pouch increased by 13.

"Why! I refuse to accept this! I obviously placed more than Caelus-cub, so I should be General Great Bucket. Why am I Corporal Little Bucket?"

Star-baby puffed out her cheeks angrily, revealing her dissatisfaction.

"What General Great Bucket and Corporal Little Bucket?" March 7th tilted her head in confusion.

The young girl had her hands behind her back, stepping lightly as if playing hopscotch. Her youthful and lively maidenly aura was so rich it was practically overflowing.

"Achievements!"

"You're saying weird things again."

"What's wrong with Corporal Little Bucket? That's the second smartest and second most handsome person on the Grey Heart Planet."

Caelus interlaced his fingers behind his neck, tilting his head up to gaze at the setting sun hanging on the horizon.

"Grey Heart Planet? Where is that?"

March 7th blinked, tilting her head with a face full of curiosity to look at the gray-haired young man bathed in the slightly intoxicating sunlight.

"It's a planet with extremely high surface temperatures, imbalanced gravity, an extreme lack of natural resources, and it's difficult to survive on. Later, the Grey Heart Royal Family arrived and used the energy of the Superman Energy Core to transform the planet into a habitable one, hence the name—Grey Heart Planet," Caelus explained to the curious baby, Little March.

"Oh~" March 7th nodded thoughtfully. She understood, but she had never heard of it.

Even though there were tens of thousands of known civilizations in the Galaxy Universe, it was completely normal for there to be planets she had never heard of.

"Why the second smartest and second most handsome?"

Stelle proudly puffed out the plumpness that her white hoodie couldn't conceal and said haughtily, "Shouldn't I be the smartest and most handsome?"

"Aren't you being way too narcissistic~!"

March 7th retorted completely subconsciously, but then she suddenly froze, her gaze wandering between Caelus and Stelle for two seconds.

Alright, this was true narcissism!

"Caelus-cub, do you mean to say that you're the smartest and most handsome one?"

"No, no, no, it's all you. Anyway, whether it's the first or second most handsome, both had their heads clamped silly by Dr. Otaku opening and closing an elevator door in an accident. They became goofy and always act without thinking."

"Huh?" March 7th was shocked by this plot twist.

"..."

Stelle stayed silent for a moment. Upon realizing what he meant, she raised a slender finger and pointed at Caelus:

"I have an 8 AM class! (Fuck you!)"

The Stellaron spirit used the skill "Vicious Stelle Pounces on Food", and Caelus used the "March 7th Shield" to block. The two started playing eagle catching the chicken around March 7th.

A day passed amidst their laughter and horseplay.

The Xianzhou delicacies were well-known for their vast variety and diversity. An Outworlder visiting for the first time could eat for months without repeating a dish.

After filling his stomach, Caelus conveniently packed some of his favorite dishes for his newly accepted student, Little Haxxor Bunny, and headed back.

"Let's relax and rest a bit after eating."

In Haxxor Bunny's room, Caelus placed the beautifully packaged, steaming food on the table. "We need to balance work and rest, after all."

"Whoa, smells great!"

The aroma wafting in the air seemingly transformed into a hand, fishing Haxxor Bunny out from the ocean of knowledge she was immersed in. The young girl rubbed her little belly exposed under her tank top:

"Just in time, I'm hungry too."

"Thanks... uh..."

During the afternoon, Bronie had turned on auto-battle and handed control over to Haxxor Bunny.

At this moment, to maintain the persona she had established earlier, Miss Haxxor Bunny naturally had to keep her form of address for Caelus consistent with Bronie's.

It felt a bit weird. As for resisting it... she didn't really resist it much.

The corners of Caelus's mouth curled up into a slight, joyful arc: "Wanna play a couple of rounds after you eat?"

He didn't specify what it was, but Haxxor Bunny understood in a second. She shot up to her feet, full of enthusiasm.

One could only say that she was indeed Haxxor Bunny, someone who could defeat absolute cheaters (excluding health-lockers) with her gaming skills. She only took one match to familiarize herself with the champions and controls, and from the second match onwards, she started slaughtering crazily.

Coupled with Caelus, who was also a gaming expert himself, climbing the ranks was as easy as drinking water. Because it was too easy, the group simply started playing custom matches.

Caelus, Stelle, and Bronya were on one team. Haxxor Bunny, 'White' Seele, and March 7th were on the other team. It was a 3v3.

At first glance, it didn't seem like a very reasonable distribution. Both Caelus and Bronya were considered gaming gods, and Stelle was also a minor expert. On the opposing team, 'White' Seele and March 7th were separated by a massive rank difference.

As a result, Haxxor Bunny unexpectedly managed to hold the line forcefully by carrying the two with her sheer mechanical skill. Bronie, who was in the background of the body, could clearly feel Haxxor Bunny's burning fighting spirit.

At the very least, she couldn't lose the first time she carried Seele in a game!

Coupled with Seele softly and gently praising "Sister Bronie" from time to time, Haxxor Bunny became fully motivated, while Little Duck's face darkened.

Her mind was affected by the interaction between Seele and Silver Wolf, so much so that even her gaming mindset changed.

"Follow up with an EQ and then Sorye Ge Ton! You already knocked them up, what are you waiting for? How can you resist following up when you see the white line!"

"Don't hit the tank, one-shot the DPS!"

"Where are my teammates? Save me, save me!"

"Don't play Sona, what kind of ancient era champion is that? You still want to one-shot people with QA?"

"Aminos!!!"

The above was the argument among Stelle, Caelus, and Duck. Seele praising Haxxor Bunny had already made Little Duck's mood heavy, and she was also being messed with by Stelle and Caelus, who occasionally griefed each other. With her mentality shattered, she joined the argument, evidently having her defenses completely broken by these guys who were still fooling around while playing the game.

However, even though that was said, seeing the two gray-hairs scratching their heads, arguing, and complaining about each other, yet still coordinating flawlessly time and time again, outplaying Haxxor Bunny with a telepathic connection as if they were one person...

Both Little Duck and Haxxor Bunny couldn't help but feel a tinge of envy in their hearts. The highest specs for a game were never high-end graphics cards, but friends.

Among them, a lover who could play games with you, argue and joke around, yet possess such a tacit understanding that communication was entirely unnecessary—that would be the absolute highest specs in the entire gaming world!!!

The joyous gaming session lasted until nearly 10 o'clock before ending. Everyone returned to their respective rooms.

Originally, Stelle had planned to run to Caelus's room. She basically never stayed in her own room anymore, but she saw Caelus-cub winking at her.

"Hmm?"

Stelle narrowed her eyes and looked at March 7th, who had sneaked a glance at the two of them before quickly shutting her door like a thief. Stelle revealed a gratified expression of understanding and gave Caelus a thumbs up to cheer him on!

And, asking Caelus for Leylah to prevent any unexpected interruptions, Stelle pulled the bewildered Leylah and retreated into her own room.

However, Caelus didn't go night-raid Little March as Stelle had expected. Instead, he walked into his own room and familiarly locked the door.

Caelus really enjoyed his current relationship with Ah Qi. Going a step further wouldn't be bad, but the present was already very comfortable, so there was no rush.

Seele and Moonscar each turned on auto-battle. The Silver Wing portion of consciousness permanently occupied one control slot, and the Bronie consciousness slot occasionally occupied another.

The third control slot was open.

And then...

"Kiana, move out~!"

Accompanied by an energetic and lively voice, a white silhouette materialized in front of Caelus. Her slender, white hands formed the shape of a pistol as she playfully winked at him.

Her silvery-white hair cascaded down like a waterfall, tied into braided pigtails at her shoulders with orange ribbons. Beneath thick, slender eyelashes resembling feather fans, her bright eyes were dazzlingly radiant.

The tight-fitting Domain Outfit · White Comet outlined the alluring and graceful curves of her figure.

Further down, her willow-like waist was gathered into a delicate and graceful curve, so slender it seemed it could barely withstand a grip. It made one wonder if such a thin waist truly existed in the world.

For an ordinary person to have this kind of figure, they would probably have to remove two ribs!

"As expected of this young lady, naturally beautiful, naturally beautiful!"

Caelus-Kiana looked at her own gorgeous appearance in the mirror, one that would make a lotus flower feel ashamed, admiring her own reflection.

"Braids are classic, but they really are a bit tacky after all."

Caelus walked behind Kiana, raised his hands to leisurely untie the braids, and tied up an elegant high ponytail for her.

The shiny, fragrant, and smooth strands of hair clung tightly to the young girl's pale and tender snowy cheeks. Kiana slightly adjusted her micro-expressions and demeanor, and those radiant, beautiful eyes transformed into a hazy and tranquil state, blue like the sea.

In just an instant, the silly and adorkable aura disappeared. A maturity that only the A Post-Honkai Odyssey era Kiana possessed, a faint wife-like temperament, surfaced.

Moonlight cascaded down like water, flowing over the windowsill and the counter. Serving as a foil for the Goddess of Moonlight, it was breathtakingly beautiful!

It made even Caelus temporarily hold his breath.

It was like seeing the "white moonlight" of his past.

"As expected of me!"

"So pretty!"

Caelus completely didn't conceal his narcissistic emotions, leaning forward and lowering his head to lightly kiss the Goddess of Moonlight, whose eyes held a hint of a smile.

A familiar yet strange sensation came from the pink, tender cherry lips. Kiana was incredibly cooperative as she offered up her first kiss.

Next, there would be other first times as well.

As the deep kiss sent waves of numbness and fiery heat through her body, a certain flame swept to every nerve. A mist permeated the depths of the white-haired girl's eyes, rendering her eye color quite intoxicating.

She slowly peeled off the Domain Outfit · White Comet Valkyrie armor piece by piece, revealing her tender white skin that resembled the egg white of a boiled egg, just like opening an eggshell.

The rustling sound of fabric falling to the floor reached their ears as Caelus and Kiana tumbled onto the bed, locked in an embrace and kissing.

"Get ready, here it comes~"

Even though it was obviously Caelus taking the initiative, the words came out of Kiana's mouth.

The white-haired girl's tone tended towards pure innocence. As if telling a little secret, she lowered her delicate body and delivered distracting, warm breaths by Caelus's ear, approaching his skin as if to lick it.

To add a bit of romantic flavor~

However, the moment a certain thin membrane was penetrated, Kiana's bright and charming face suddenly stiffened, or rather, paused, as if someone had pressed the pause button.

Caelus suddenly widened his eyes.

Motherfucker!

Not again!

At a time like this, too!

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