at night over the kansai intersection.
Iori and satsuki were reviewing the map in the helicopter.
Iori: i have selected students with high life fiber tolerance, and am dividing up the various parts of kamui varakiel among them. they will be affixed to their school raid-spec goku uniforms, and i will ascertain whether they can be employed as a power-up item that will boosts their abilities.
Satsuki: good.
Kyoto...
Radio: the kyoto raid trip brigade under nonon jakuzure, the kobe raid trip brigade under ira gamagori and the osaka raid trip brigade under uzu sanageayama, have each arrived at their respective destinations.
Inumuta: the tri-city special intelligence unit also stands ready. the info-nets of each city's academies have already been seized. the information networks of each academy have been isolated, and all phone and net connections are under our management.
Satsuki: good. this operation's success will place all of kansai's high schools under our umbrella in one fell swoop. Tri-city schools raid trip…commence operation!
Kyuji: kami-kobe high school armed faction alliance representative kyuji obayashi!
Kenta: deputy armed faction alliance representative kenta sakuramiya!
Kyuji: we won't let them take a single step past here! molotov cocktails! cut loose!
molotov cocktails are throw to the trucks and they stop.
Kenta: we got help from the american school, too! we'll drive 'em out with the power of their armed american football corps!
Gamagori: i am ira gamagori, honnouji academy tri-city school raid trip kobe region school raid trip brigade leader! if you engage in armed resistance, we are prepared to retaliate in kind! enhanced disciplinary committee members, deploy!
Kyuji: what the hell? we're gonna feed you to our armored protective gear! all hands, charge!
"LET'S GO!"
Gamagori: fire!
the line of students throw the school rule manual to the line of football players.
"oh, my god!"
Kyuji: what the—-?
Gamagori: to a student, school regulations are heavier than stone! the disciplinary guide book in which these rules are inscribed is harder than steel! honnouji academy's school regulations are as steel! ironclad rules! do you believe such armor can stay our ironclad rules!? taste our full metal disciplinary guidebook regulation hurricane!
the line of students throw more guidebook to the foot ball players.
Kyuji: ahhhh, i-impossible!
Gamagori: do you see now the might of honnouji academy!? this is the might of student council president Satsuki Kiryuin!
meanwhile nonon in kyoto.
Nonon: let's play this fortissimo, everyone!
then everyone charges to the school ahead.
Nonon what's up with this?
???: ohhoho, welcome, warriors of the east. abekamo academy, which has stood for a thousand years here in the ancient capital, is the linchpin of kyoto's defenses! if you wish to avoid a painful fate, begone at once. fail to do so, and you will be baptized in a flood of demons and monsters.
Nonon: listen to you, trying to sound big! it's not like your school has stood for a thousand years!
then illusion begin to fall into the students.
Student: what are these things?
a dragon, a tortoise, a phoenix and a tiger follows them.
Student: they're monsters!
Student: they're gonna eat us!
Taro: guardian student of the north, taro genbu!
Jiro: guardian student of the south, jiro suzaku!
Saburo: guardian student of the east, saburo seiryu!
Shiro: guardian student of the west, shiro byakko!
Taro: do you see? this is the divine four formation. the impenetrable defense of abekamo academy!
Saburo: you kanto barbarians cannot defeat it!
Nonon: what're you talking about? it's so obvious that these monsters are all illusions! stay calm, everyone! this is just a psychological attack!.....
Inumuta: what fascinating people.
Nonon: huh?
Inumuta: would you mind if i fought them for a while?
Nonon: inumuta!? i though you were in osaka! what are you doing here?
Inumuta: don't be startled. this is merely a hologram projected by the film club.
Nonon: huh?
Inumuta: armed arts club! advance!
the arts club then grabs their pencil's
Inumuta: this is a non-euclidean space creation ritual calculated by the math club. art club members, use this as a basis for a paradox painting!
the pencils suddenly turn giant and inumuta begins to rotate the hologram painting created and throws it to the illusions!
Inumuta: uhooo!!
Saburo: our barrier! impossible!
Inumuta: an escher topology attack.
Nonon: what's that?
Inumuta: the divine four formation employes geomagnetism to envelop this location in special electromagnetic waves, thereby causing disruptions in the nerve signals of the human brain. the picture they just drew altered this area's phase space and disrupted its geomagnetism! in short, they have negated their barrier!
Nonon: i didn't understand a word of that, but i guess one obnoxious jerk is effective against a bunch of obnoxious jerks.
Inumuta: in that case, you should have no trouble"pwning" them now. see?
Taro: you uncouth boors and your strange words! you leave us no choice but to fight!
from inside the school warrior with naginatas come out.
Inumuta: this isn't my scene. i leave them in your capable hands.
Nonon: thanks for nothing. okay, let's get jazzed up! armed wind instrument club! combat orchestration! pomp and circumstance 'em!
meanwhile uzu sanageyama.
Kaneo: i'm surprsied you came, worthless slime of honnouji academy. i am kaneo takarada, naniwa kinman high school student scouncil president! you may have thought you were hot stuff in kobe and kyoto, but you're not so tought here in osaka!
Uzu: well, well, you've heard rumors of the other cities? i though that we had cut off your information network.
Kaneo: i hate to break it to you, but i have powerful allies in the form of osakan grannies. they'll spread rumors in the blink of an eye. even if you lock down the net, you can't stop a rumor. listen up, i'm gonna tell you the rules of this town. osaka here is a merchant town! it's money that makes this town go 'round! he who has the most coin wins!
Uzu: money? Philistine. we have come to bring down those like you who reek the old system in order to create the new world order that satsuki kiryuin strive to achieve!
Kaneo: you're adorable. you naive, naive thing. a guy who don't know the fearsomeness of money shouldn't be offering up opinions about society. i'm gonna wake you up to reality by smacking you in the face with wads of cash, all right ,people! let 'em have it!
"i'm gonna kill ya!"
then the opponent students loads wads of cash in their guns, and shoot them
Uzu: guns?
Student: it's bills, sir! they're shooting at us using wads of bills as bullets! they're literally using money as a weapon!
Kaneo: i put my money where my mouth is! if i've made my point, get lost!
Uzu grabs a bill of cash.
Uzu: judging from the feel, these aren't bank of japan notes, are they? counterfeit bills, huh?
Kaneo: they ain't counterfeit! they're takarada bucks!
Uzu: takarada bucks?
Kaneo: exactly. they're redeemable paper currency. as wealthy people, the name of the takarada conglomerate is as good as gold here in osaka. they have more value than the debt-riddled nationa currency. but a northern kanto hick like you wouldn't understand any of that!
Uzu: how dare you! if you go on mocking northern kanto, i'll grind you up with our konnyaku root harverst!
Kaneo: not if we turn youse jerks into takoyaki first! get 'em!
*rat-tat-tat-tat*
Uzu: armed ping pong club! step forward!
*thong thong thong*
the ping pong club blocks the wads of cash with big ping pong sticks.
Uzu: as well as the sumo club! sumo stomp attack!
the sumo squad then stomp the floor and make the opponent fall down.
Uzu: armed archery club and armed track club! ultra long range squads! salvo attack!
Kaneo: not bad, kiddo!
Uzu: now, storm the school building!
Kaneo: over my dead body! force 'em back!
Uzu: you can withstand goku uniforms!?
Kaneo: the kiryuins ain't the only conglomerate around here. don't underestimate the might of takarada conglomerate's money!
kaneo troops push uzu troops back.
…..
eho eho eho eho
Mako: *sigh* it's gonna break my heart if i came all this way to osaka and all i got to do was this stupid ball bucket brigade! oh? hey, that's— it's the veritable symbol of osaka! jumbo takoyaki sold by a street vendor! it just isn't a trip to osaka without eating some of those!..!! but i've got no money! i got dragged here without knowing why, so i'm flat broke right now! penniless! boy, i sure wish somebody would fire some money my way!
*rat-tat-tat-tat*
Mako: there is! there's a guy who's spreading money around with a gun!
???: hahaha bastard! i'm gonna send youse straight to hell!
mako stands in front of the gun.
Mako: not to hell! it's heaven that i'm going to! go on, shoot me! go on, shoot me! go on, shoot me! you don't yoy with mako mankanshoku when she sees something she wants!
???: who the hell are you?
*rat-tat-tat-tat-tat*
Mako: otototototo!
mako catched all the bills of cash shoot at her.
???: no way…
Mako: bye!
mako then rushes to the takoyaki shop.
Mako: hi, mister! takoyaki, please! i've got plenty of cash! !! ohhhh! that's the osaka-style okonomiyaki that you eat with a spatula instead of chopsticks, and that's kushikatsu, which you're not allowed to double dip! and ketsune udon, not kitsune! and best of all is the butaman, the ikayaki, the negiyaki, and more! now this is osaka a victory road of food!
mako was rushing the street as she was buying and eating all the way.
...….
Gamagori: you are all that remain! Attack!
*BOOM* a tank shell shoots in front of gamagori squad.
Gamagori: uh?
Kenta: sorry, did i surprise you!? this is a little something we had the russian mafia smuggle in.
Kyuji: i don't know 'bout no goku uniforms, but can clothes stand up to a tank!?
Gamagori: don't make me repeat myself! our ironclad rules will tear through the armor of a mere tank like paper!
the squad through more guide books but the meat in the tank stops them.
Gamagori: kuh!
Kyuji: what do you think of this!? the very latest in kobe's speciality product, composite meat armor! your hard "ironclad rules" or whatever get swallowed up by that beautiful kobe beef marbling and melt away into nothing! now, be a good boy and surrender, gamagori!
Gamagori: laughable! if you think you can make me, let's see you try!
Kyuji: dumbass…fire!
*BOOM*
Gamagori: fortified disciplinary unit, forward!
Student: discipline!
the small guidebooks expands and form shields! and the tank shell is deflected and send back to sender!
Kyuji: oh crap! it's coming back!
*kaboom*
Gamagori: a kamui power-up is most impressive, all right. magnificent…now, finish them!
the squad throws the giant guidebook to the tank and this explodes as cooked meat lands on the floor.
Gamagori: so, you seem to have lost your final trump card. surrender peacefully, obayashi!
everyone was putting their hands up.
suddenly.
*Vrooooooom*
ryuko comes out from the flame as she jumps with her bike!
Gamagori: uh ma-
*bonk*
the wheel lands on gamagori's head.
and ryuko then charges to the squad and cut the remains of varakiel that were embed on their uniforms.
and she grabs them all..
Gamagori: you! matoi!
Ryuko: i came to get varakiel body back!
Ryuko then saves the parts and drives off.
Gamagori: uhhhh!!!
.....
kyoto
*HONK*
nonon music squad was blasting the naginatas wielders with music.
Nonon: lovely, what a beautiful sound! adding a kamui lets you play such a beautiful music together!
the whole school was falling down.
Nonon: i guess that about does it. uh?
*vrooooom*
ryuko then cuts all the students that hand a piece of varakiel and quickly grabs them all.
Nonon: transfer student! what are you doing here!?
Ryuko: i don't have time to mess around with you.
*Vrooooom*
ryuko drives away.
Nonon: what's with that attitude!?
.....
osaka.
Uzu: my bamboo sword is more than enough for the likes of you!
*beep* *beep*
Uzu: uh?
Inumuta: it sounds like gamagori and jakuzure have wrapped things up on their end. how are you coming along?
Uzu: most of the kinman high students have been dealt with. tell lady satsuki that osaka will be under our control soon.
Kaneo: i wouldn't be so sure about that!
Uzu: takarada?
Kaneo: buddy, you're underestimating my power. the students aren't my only pawns!
kaneo then throws wads of cash as citizens joins the battle.
*rat-tat-tat-tat*
Uzu: you're making the common masses fight for you too, you bastard?
Kaneo: i am indeed. but it's not quite accurate to call them common masses. they're all combat citizens who have been blinded by money. everyone in this town right now is itching to fight! they're tough!
meanwhile mako.
Mako: that's the newest osakan spot, the naniway sky tower! right! let's climb it! when you see a high place, you get an irresistible urge to climb it!
*boom*
mako is caught by a blast and is sent flying somewhere.
Mako: waaaaaa!
*cling cling*
Uzu was still fighting.
Kaneo: what'cha think of the attack of kaneo takarada and the i heart osaka brigade? if you want to take osaka, you'll have to kill every last one of us! in the end, it's money that motivates folks.
Uzu: you "heart" it, eh? what's the sense in destroying your own city?
Kaneo: we'll just rebuild it afterwards! the contractors will love all the extra work thrown their way! okay, people kill that man, and i'll give you a million takarada bucks! make him suffer!
kaneo the throws more money and the citizens join up.
Kaneo: how are you gonna deal with all these people, then?
*shineee*
Uzu: that's—--
Kaneo: what''s that light?
satsuki was coming off the helicopter!
Uzu: satsuki-sama!
Mako: uwahhhh!
mako lands somewhere.
Mako: ow…. huh? hey, that's ryuko's varakiel!
Student: hey, you're mankanshoku, the second-year!
Student: what are you doing here?
the student then begin to point their fingers at mako.
Student: you deserted in the face of the enemy and have been goofing around, haven't you?
two student grab mako by their her legs.
Student: what do you think the raid trip is about, anyway!? purge her!
Mako: eeekk! i'm sorry!
*vroooom*
ryuko slams her bike in all the students.
Mako: ryuko-chan!
Ryuko: i see you're taking things easy and taking in the osaka sights, mako.
Mako: am i glad to see you, ryuko!
ryuko then saves the pieces of varakiel!
mako: oh!! varakiel's all chopped to bits!
ryuko: yeah, but i'll get them back. i'll take back every last piece and make him good as new.
Mako: oh, i get it, ryuko-chan! you're going to these lengths cause he's your brother!
Varakiel: there is only one left, ryuko-chan.
Mako: really? how are you feeling?
Varakiel: rather well. you have changed, my dear sister.
Ryuko: how so?
Varakiel: the only part of me that is giving you power right now is this scarf. but in spite of that, you are insta-killing the goku uniforms that have had my fragments attached to them. you are stronger than even before, keep it up.
Ryuko:.....yeah, i am getting stronger.
Mako: of course, it's because what you desire is almost in reach!
Ryuko: huh?
Mako: you're so desperate cause you're fixated on your desire to get varakiel back to normal. i get the same way, but with money!
Ryuko: thanks. the way you get fixated is pretty hardcore.
Mako: yeah! you gotta be hardcored about "fixated rates"!
ryuko: okay, one to go. can you tell where it is, varakiel?
Varakiel: yeah, however…
Ryuko: what?
Varakiel: the person holding the final fragment is satsuki kiryuin.
Ryuko: satsuki? seriously?
Mako: ehhh!?
Ryuko: fine. i don't care who has it, i'm getting you back.
Varakiel: very well, show me how far have you two grown up together.
Ryuko:...umu! i can't give up now. are you coming mako?
Mako: umu but where should i put all of this.
mako says as she shows ryuko the bags she was carrying.
Varakiel: let me help with that.
suddenly the bags that mako was carrying vanish.
Mako: eh!? wait where did everything go!?
Ryuko: calm down mako, varakiel saved them for you.
Mako: oh!!! is almost like magic!! let's go!
Varakiel: (it is magic…)
*vrooooom*
...….
tsumugu: this is horrible… that damn kiryuin, never thinking about the mess she makes…
*beep* *beep*
Aikuro: i've arrived, too. am about to enter HQ.
aikuro then drives into the sewers and reaches into nudist beach HQ.
???: welcome back, mir. mikisugi!
Aikuro: is everyone ready?
.....
Kanoe: it's been too long, missy! you've become quite the babe, i see!
Satsuki: and you've become ever more loathsome. though i can't remember where i met you.
Kanoe: not since the garden party to celebrate your grade school graduation. you don't remember the takarada conglomerate's heir doing you the honor of appearing in person?
Satsuki: you should feel honored that i have remembered your ugly and miserable face.
Kanoe: same as before, you still look down on everyone like you enjoy it. but you're sorely mistaken if you think you're gonna have your way all the time.
Satsuki: what's mistaken is your brain for thinking you could oppose me. purchasing human life with money? how were you raised, to be able to use money is such vile way? if my master was here he would have cut you to shreds already.
Kanoe: there's no "clean" or "dirty" when it comes to money! that master of your is a-
satsuki: uh!?
satsuki makes a scorn face.
Kanoe: ekkk! l-like i was saying japan is split under two massive conglomerates: the takaradas in the west and the kiryuins in the east. if we don't throw this money around, who will!? you seem to have been fixated on the power of those strange outfits lately, but let me bottom-line it for you…look! for the right amount, all these people will fight with their lifes in any era, it's money that motivates folks! the power of the dough!
Satsuki: on that, you're mistaken.
*shing*
Kanoe: what was that? some kind of bluff?
Satsuki: what i struck was their hearts.
*cling*
everyone kneels down to the ground.
Satsuki: leave us, fools! or my next strike will take your lives!
satsuki then swings her katana and the wind pressure sends the civilians flying around.
Civilian: she's bad news!
Civilian: live to fight another day!
Civilian: bye!
civilian: we're no match for her!
Civilian: wait for me!
the civilian runs away in fear.
Kanoe: ehhhhh!?
Satsuki: do you see now, takarada? it is not money that rules men. it is fear.
kanoe podium crumbles down.
Kanoe: you think you've beaten me with that little stunt?
Uzu: don't resort to bravado, takarada. your voice is shaking with fear.
Kanoe: oh, i'm scared! i'm scared, all right! i'm not gonna write a check taht my body can't cash.
Satsuki: not even a pretense of masculine self-respect? you're the worst kind of man out there
Kanoe: you gotta be kidding. my value's about to go through the roof!
*click*
suddenly a robot rises from the ground.
Kanoe: say hello to my anti-honnouji academy mechanized weapon, dotonbori robo! when you're weak, use something very strong shamelessly! that's my philosophy for certain victory!
Satsuki: pathetic.
Uzu: how incredibly tacky.
Kanoe: oh? you can tell that even without eyes?
Uzu: yes. i can sense it by aura alone— the smell of your overblown arrogance.
Kanoe: i hate holding the check what say we go dutch?
Uzu: i'm not speaking of money. i'm speaking of your disposition.
Kanoe: your opinion…don't add up to jack!
*slam!*
kanoe slams the claw to uzu and satsuki but they evade it.
Uzu: club members! guard lady satsuki! archery! javelin! discus! shot put! everyone else!
Kanoe: jocks ain't worth one red cent!
Kanoe easily defeats all of them.
Sumo: good match!
Kanoe: how ya like this, missy? your vaunted goku uniforms don't amount to jack when the takarada conglomerate decides to go all out! go sell 'em all to the americamura thrift shops! they'll take 'em off your hands for cheap!
Satsuki: one who doesn't know the fear of clothing mocks it? what 's cheap is your life!
kanoe: as if! here we go…sen-nari gourd missile shower!
*boom* *booom* *boom*
Kanoe: what do you think of my golden gourd bombardment i got plenty more where that came from! die! die! die! die, bitches!
*kaboooom*
Kanoe: *exhale* nobody could've survived that…huh?
Gamagori: as long as ira gamagori draws breath, i will not allow so much as a scratch on lady satsuki!
Nonon: you should stop pressing your luck, naniwa monkey.
inumuta: i'll be recording the data from these new three-star goku uniforms.
Konoe: kuhh!!!
Gamagori: apologies for the delay, lady satsuki. the kobe and kyoto school raid brigades have now arrived.
Satsuki: good work.
Iori: catch, sanageyama! here's your new goku uniform!
iori drops a dresser from the sky.
Uzu: just what i been waiting for!
uzu jumps in gamagori arms and catches the dresser!
uzu then lands on the floor on top of the dresser.
Kanoe: what's with the cheapo hero show crap?
uzu: spare me the commentary! you face uu sanageyama of the honnouji academy elite four! three-star goku uniform: blade regalia MKIII! ha!
uzu then begins to fight with kanoe robot.
Nonon: oh, brother….he gets so enthusiastic.
Gamagori: subjugating osaka is his mission.
Inumuta: the northern kanto monkey versus the osakan monkey. it's a monkey battle royale.
Nonon: wow, that's awfully clever coming from you, doggie.
Inumuta: i'm merely using the jakuzure glossaries. after all, the poison of the snake's flickering tongue is powerful stuff.
Nonon: thanks.
Uzu: men! dou! kote! men! dou! kote!
Kanoe: ugh! sen-nari gourd missile shower!
uzu the block all the missiles.
Uzu: heh, do you think i'll allow you to continue your pathetic gourd shower!? you're finished! MEN!
something begins to pour into uzu as he lands .
Uzu: w-what the hell is this!?
Kanoe: that there is crab paste slime! once you get it on you, it never comes off! you ain't moving any more! now you're finished! eat-'til-you-drop fire!
a flamethrower begins to pour fire into uzu.
Kanoe: you're baked crab paste!
then the paste melts down.
Kanoe:fire off! now, let's see if you're golden brown and delicious…
kanoe then begins to look through the paste.
Kanoe: oh? he's not here!
uzu: did you think your crab paste could coat me!?
uzu appears behind kanoe.
Kanoe: what the—-!
Uzu: don't underestiamte me! tsuki! tsuki!
*KABOOOM*
Kanoe: i'm dead, i'm dead, i'm so dead...
*cling*
Satsuki: you don't value anything but your life, do you?
Kanoe: looking down on me again, huh?
satsuki shoves her scabbard into kanoe face.
Kanoe: but this isn't over . osaka's all about tenacity and conviction.
Satsuki: that is exactly my intent. my target here is not you.
Kanoe: what'd you say?
Satsuki: do you think that i would commit a force of this magnitude against a bunch of students?
Kanoe: wait…you aren't serious!
Satsuki: where did you get the power to stand against goku uniforms?
Kanoe:.......
*vroooooom*
ryuko lands in top of kanoe.
Kanoe: hyaaaaa!
Satsuki: oh!
Ryuko: looks like you're having fun throwing your weight around, satsuki.
ryuko then stands up from the bike and face satsuki.
Ryuko: wrecking an entire town…don't you think that's a bit much?
Satsuki: you've come all this way merely to tell me that? if so, your trip was for nothing. the fate of any who defy me is sealed.
Ryuko: i'm going to change that fate then. you're going to give me varakiel back.
Satsuki then shows the glove she was wearing.
Satsuki: ah, so this is what you are after.
Ryuko:...
Varakiel: i have to admit, it looks good on her aswell.
Ryuko: oi what side you're on?
Varakiel: i am just saying the truth.
Ryuko:....
Satsuki: hm….sanageyama. dispose of that fool.
uzu: at once!
uzu takes kanoe away!
Ryuko: mako, go to somewhere safe.
Mako: kay!
Gamagori: mankanshoku?
Satsuki: none of you interfere.
gamagori: yes, ma'am!
Satsuki: now, ryuko, do you have what it takes to get it back?
Ryuko: yep. ora!
*clang*
*clang*
*clang*
Ryuko: great defense, as ever.
Satsuki: and your offensive is great as usual. very well, then.
satsuki then pulls the pings on her arm.
Satsuki: the lioness will use all her strength, even when hunting a rabbit!
*transformation sequence*
Satsuki: life fiber override, kamui junketsu! i won't hold back, matoi! ha!
*clang* *clang*
Nonon: why isn't the transfer student transforming?
Inumuta: part of her kamui is in the possesion of lady satsuki. when a kamui completely awakens, powerful bio-energy flows through its life fibers. if part is missing, the flow is stopped. that means she can't transform.
satsuki has pushes ryuko to a fall.
Satsuki: heh, it appears that you cannot synchronize without this glove.
Ryuko: you transformed knowing that, huh? that's satsuki for you! always ruthless!
Satsuki: you challenged me, knowing you were at a disadvantage, don't whine, idiot.
Ryuko: i am not whining!