*tap*
Satsuki was in top of her tower.
Satsuki: three years of study here at Honnouji academy! this battle is the first step towards realizing our ambitions! i have but one word to bestow upon you: Win. honnouji academy tri-city school raid trip, roll out!
Mako: uh!? I-i'm going, too!?
mako is pushed in one of the trucks.
Satsuki: we're going, soroi.
Soroi: yes, milady.
Satsuki: also, sensei says hello.
Soroi: oh ho, thank you satsuki-sama
…..
aikuro: *pant* *pant* ryuko-kun!
aikuro finds ryuko laying on the floor with a blanket covering her.
aikuro: is that—
....
Varakiel: ryuko-chan, i am sorry….
varakiel is then torn to pieces.
Ryuko: *gasp* Varakiel!!
ryuko stands up from the sofa she was sleeping in.
Aikuro: good grief. how many time am i going to have to tend to you after you've passed out?
Ryuko: huh!?
Aikuro: how about changing careers and bec-
suddenly a baseball break trought the window and hits aikuro on the head.
Aikuro: ow, what the hell….
Ryuko: spout off any of your lame jokes, and i'm gonna kill you.
Aikuro: ah, sorry, sorry. so, who took you out?
Ryuko: it was nui harime. nagita was nui.
Aikuro: oh, so that's what happened.
ryuko notices that she was a black track suit on her.
Ryuko: so you found me unconscious and you dressed me like this?
Aikuro: no, when i found you were covered by a blanket and were wearing that track suit already. but honestly they shouldn't have done anything it would been funny to see you arrested by the cops for indecent expo-
ryuko points her blade to aikuro.
Ryuko: do you have a death wish?
Aikuro: snippy, aren't you?
Ryuko: of course i am. i….i lost my big brother.
Aikuro: to nui harime?
Ryuko: that's right. he was chopped to pieces by her. i was weak and couldn't summon up any of his power, either, and he got shredded…
Varakiel: you haven't lost me.
Ryuko: huh?
ryuko points her blade to aikuro again
Ryuko: if you try any lame impersonations, i mean it, i'm going to kill you.
Aikuro: hey, cut me some slack. i'm not doing anything.
Varakiel: ryuko-chan i am here.
Ryuko: see, you're doing it again!
Aikuro: i have him right here.
Ryuko: *gasp* Varakiel, you're alive!? what a relief!!!
Varakiel: mhm but you have to thank a friend of yours later for that.
Ryuko: friend? mako?
Varakiel: no, forget about it for now.
Ryuko: and the rest? where's the rest of you? the sleeves? the shoulders? the skirt? huh?
Aikuro: i didn't see anything else when i got there. just you, lying there unconscious, clutching that scarf like your life depended on it.
Varakiel: ryuko-chan, my shredded body has been divided up amongst the school raid trip students.
Ryuko: so the rest of you is in kansai, huh?
Varakiel: exactly. it was nui harime's doing, she took my pieces and gave them to satsuki kiryuin researcher iori.
Ryuko: that damn little brat…
Varakiel: and the one who gave you my eye, was satsuki-chan.
Ryuko: she….she did?
Varakiel: mhm, she has respect for you, as her equal.
Ryuko:....aikuro i need a bike.
Aikuro….*sigh*
....
*vrom*
Ryuko was riding a bike as she wears varakiel as a scarf and has yellow eye glasses.
Ryuko: let's go, aniki.
Varakiel: mhm.
*vrooooom*
mataro suddenly appears out of nowhere.
Mataro: huh? what're you doing here, mr. mikisugi?
Aikuro: unfortunately, i'm no longer a teacher. the time has now come. today, i bid farewell to my cover identity as the homeroom teacher for honnouji academy's second year, class K. today, i return to being my unadorned self! a splendid naked officer, the nude warriors of nudist beach who do battle against the threat of life fibers!
mataro: huh...
aikuro then takes of his glasses and fixes his hair
Aikuro: Aikuro mikisugi! let's begin! come on, nude shooting star!
*snap*
*vrooom*
Aikuro: farewell, students of honnouji academy!
mataro: what the hell was all that about?
…..