Asterium Reincarnated by a Perverted God

**100% FREE — NOW AND FOREVER** **No paywalls. No locked chapters. This story will remain completely free, permanently. Follow the entire journey from beginning to end without spending a single cent!** Your company along the way is what truly matters. God bless you all. Kael died. Not heroically. Not while saving the world. Not after defeating some powerful enemy. He simply died. When he wakes up, he finds himself standing before Altus Pervertus, a supposed celestial archmage who governs the afterlife while sitting on a sacred toilet inside a stable. Before Kael can even understand what is happening, his life becomes even more complicated. He is reincarnated into another world as **Kaela Orion** — now in a female body, living in a medieval society, and possessing an extremely rare class: **Heir of Unwanted Magnetism.** An ability that involuntarily attracts men. No matter where she goes, Kaela seems destined to turn ordinary situations into complete disasters. But there is a mission. The Demon King must be defeated. A Forbidden SS+ Relic must be recovered. And perhaps, if she succeeds, Kaela might have a chance to reclaim her old life. Sounds simple. Until she meets the people who will be joining her. Lyra Fluxhart is a demon hunter who seems to find supernatural enemies almost everywhere. Seraphine is kind-hearted, but somehow has developed an unusual relationship with scissors and dwarves. Dorian has an impressive talent for turning almost any situation into something embarrassing. And Donkey... Well, Donkey believes he is a noble horse. And apparently, nobody has the courage to tell him otherwise. Together, they begin their journey as adventurers. There is just one small problem: **They are not exactly the group of heroes the world was expecting.** While the guild begins to believe there must be something extraordinary about the strange group that was welcomed by the king, Kaela can only think of one thing: **“Why am I the one who has to deal with everything?”** Between failed missions, strange cities, demons, forbidden relics, unlikely friendships, and problems nobody should have caused in the first place... an adventure begins. And perhaps, somewhere in the middle of all this chaos, something much greater is waiting for them. But first... **they need to survive their next mission.**