"In three months, I have experienced eighty-six battles of varying sizes, been injured four times, evaded the traps of the old monsters three times, beheaded one Mid-Stage Emperor Infant, four Minor Immortal Realm Envoys, two clones of Great Ascension Divine Infant old cultivators, four Great Ascension Divine Infants, sixteen Upper-Stage Divine Infants, seventy-two Blood Babies and below, and fought in seventeen chaotic battles. The exact number of kills is unclear, plundered the treasuries of eleven clans, burned down one hundred and eighty-two shops, three Scripture Caves, hit children seven or eight times, spied on fairies bathing four or five times, and, um, caught an affair once..."
