*SLAM*
Oh Jesus, that one made me jump…and she's back with a little bottle.
"Um sorry I really don't need to pee anymore so could you just–"
"..."
Is she okay? Why isn't she saying any words? Is she mad about something? I wonder if she has an ability…that'd be hot.
"Don't ya worry you only have one question left anyways"
She's being nice to me at least.
"Thank God then I can finally leave and put some clothes on"
"Well…"
"Wait, I won't be getting my clothes back? NO I need those ple–"
Shh…you'll get your clothes but you'll be staying with us for a while. Remember how I told you that there's no wrong answers… you have to say yes to this next question.
What the hell she's not even moving her mouth anymore I hear her though.
Yes I'm speaking through brain waves…they don't know I can do this here all they think I'm good for is seducing dudes or pissing them off but I'm tired of seeing people die so I'm going to help you.
OH NOOOOOOO YOU HEARD EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN SAYING IN MY HEAD THIS WHOLE TIME
No, I have to use all my strength to focus and it hurts the longer I use it…in a few minutes my ears might start bleeding so just listen. SAY YES to the question I'm about to ask you, understand or the tubes in your arms will inject a remedy to freeze your blood from inside of your body.
Hmm…yeah sure just don't hurt yourself anymore I'm going to say yes.
Okay I'm leaving your mind
Thank GOD she couldn't read my mind that whole time or she'd just leave me to die but…how does she know or not that I wasn't gonna say yes to the question.
"You ready for the next and final question hehe"
"Yep"
"So…are you ready to give your life to The Cleaning Crew and give up most of your freedom to keep the world safe from demons, fallens, crantentuars, and even interfectuashia's. You'll be put into a team of four and patrol certain areas depending on the sector you get assigned to. Yes or no the choice is all yours."
SHE REALLY THOUGHT I TURN DOWN AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS I'M GETTING INTO THE CLEANING CREW HELL
YEAAAAAAAAH.
*Cough, Cough*
"Yes ma'am"
"Good choice Sanguis"
The hell did she just call me?
"Um, why did you just call me that? You know my first name is Aaron right?"
"Not anymore Sanguis, it's too risky if people know your real name so we changed it and wiped every record you've ever had clean. So everyone that ever knew…or everyone for that matter thinks you got gunned down by the police after murdering your buddy."
I really don't know how I feel about this. On one hand there's a really hot girl standing beside my naked body telling me I just got my dream job but on the other hand. Everyone thinks I'm dead and I murdered someone in cold blood that's a really bad rep to die off of…but I'm going to be a badass warrior killing all sorts of abominations. I'll make sure I do it right so I won't disappoint anyone.
I'M GOING TO BE THE BEST CLEANER THAT HAS EVER STEPPED FOOT ON THE PLANET!!!
"That's fine I guess…can I please get outta here and put some clothes on my ass is freezing."
She's just grabbed a phone outta her pocket and she faced the other way talking. Hopefully I can leave. I'm tired of being naked.
"Yes I'll get these off of you"
Finally-
Can you hear me?
She's talking in my head again
I'll take that as a yes…okay I'll give you the run down on what's about to happen alright.
Yeah
There's going to be a man named Myne outside the door. He's going to lead you to a locker room. There might be one or two other men in there. Act as normal as possible but try not to talk to anyone unless they talk to you.
So I'm going to be around a bunch of naked men eww hell no–
That's not the point. After that you're going to be put through a little test to see if you have an ability which you do but if for some reason you can't use it they'll deem you as a normie for a month then you'll be able to try again. It can go two ways. If you do have abilities they'll put you through a hard training course for about five hours then depending on how you do they'll put you anywhere from sector three through eight.
And if they deem me as a normie?
They'll test your mental state and some of your physical attributes for about two hours. Then you'll have a shot at sectors one through five I assume you already know one being the worst and ten being the best.
Yeah I do.
You'll be assigned a crew and one leader. Usually the leader is the highest scoring of that sector but they will break up each sector. There's not only one crew per sector I'd say bout an average of ten crews per sector but sector ten only has one crew and sector one has like fifteen.
You'll either be assigned a pre-existing crew or a new crew. I presume you'll get a new crew because one of the lower sector crews just got wiped.
Hey so you're saying I'm getting a low sector.
Most likely you will. You can't control your abilities yet so I'm betting they'll classify you as a normie.
*SWOOSH*
*BANG*
Shit we've been talking to long
"Hey Val c-could you hurry up and get th-those th-things off our new recruit.
*URP*
I wanna s-show the big man around"
"Yes, sorry Myne we need to get a new key, this one's getting worn out and please don't show him around just take him to where he needs to be."
"Alright I guess and I'll t-tell b-boss man ab-bout the k-key."
Good luck Aaron I hope we get to meet again when this is all over.
Me too.
Oh wait one last thing before I leave your mind.
What is it?
If there's a pink haired man that tries to train you even if some people tell you he's crazy. ACCEPT THE TRAINING. He's one of the best men I've ever met. He may be a little looney but he will turn you into a badass. He probably already knows about you–
"S-sanguis c-can you move p-please we're gonna be busy"
I just nodded my head on the way out because I was pretty sure she stopped reading me because her nose started to bleed a bit. I really hope I see her again. Oh wait I gotta walk around the place naked…dammit.
"Yo Myne, can I get a towel or something to cover up with while I'm out here. You know, I don't want any other chicks seeing me in my current state."
"No c-c-can d-do the locker room isn't f-far you'll b-be okay"
"Hmm"
His stutter is really bad I can't help but notice but it kinda makes me feel bad for him. He's only got a plain green t-shirt on and jeans but he has a sword on his back and a pistol on his hip. He's probably a normie that's why he's here escorting people, but I did think the same thing about miss Valentine so who really knows.
"G-go in th-there you'll b-be alone."
"Great tha-"
"Oh w-w-w-wa- um…wait t-take this key it opens locker one th-thirty one you'll get f-fresh clothes I–I'll be w- out here when your d-done."
"Got it thanks"
Can't believe I just stood there talking to another man as I'm butt ass naked. I wonder how embarrassed he felt, kept good eye contact at least. It seems his stutter gets worse every time he speaks. Still, I should stop feeling bad for him. He could probably kill me pretty easily if we got into a fight.
*CLANK*
THE HELL…NO UNDERWEAR!