"Mmhmm~ What an exhilarating feeling. It's so exhilarating I almost want to burst into song. I'm seriously high as hell right now!"
The God of Misfortune [Super] reveled in this unprecedented power, her confidence swelling to new heights.
At full strength, she could now destroy an entire city.
Even the slightest overflow of misfortune energy was enough to distort the surrounding environment.
The sky, bright and clear just moments ago, suddenly filled with black clouds and thunder. Before long, a torrential rain began to pour down.
"It's raining so hard—everyone, hurry and get under cover!"
All the horse girls, afraid of getting soaked, rushed toward the buildings.
All except one.
The moment she saw the rain, one horse girl excitedly dashed out of the school building.
But just as she happily stepped into the open, ready to enjoy the feeling of getting drenched, something strange happened.
Even though she stood right in the middle of the storm, not a single raindrop landed on her.
"Huh?" Chitose Oikawa—no, Chiyonoo? Wait, wrong one—
No, it was Symboli Chiyono?
No—this was Chiyomi?
No. The horse girl here is Mr. C.B.?
Actually, no need to overcomplicate it:
Chiyono Representative stared blankly. Why was there no rain at all where she was standing?
No matter where she moved afterward, within a one-meter radius centered on her, not a single drop fell, as if the rain itself were deliberately avoiding her.
Even when she sprinted at full speed, the raindrops somehow predicted her path and refused to let her catch them.
"The rain hates me…" Chiyono Representative finally understood what was happening. Her eyes dimmed, and she trudged back inside in disappointment.
"So this is… the Field of Misfortune…"
God of Misfortune [Super] murmured to herself, explaining her own power.
"The leaking misfortune energy will keep raising the local concentration of bad luck until it forms a domain. Inside this domain, others will be eroded by misfortune, while my strength will continue to grow!"
"Ugh…"
At the center of the domain—Meisho Doto—suddenly felt an unbearable pain and collapsed unconscious on the spot.
The cold rain washed over her body, steadily draining away her warmth.
Under the erosion of misfortune, her life force rapidly began to fade.
"Oh? A God of Misfortune?"
At last, irrational Tang Han noticed the God of Misfortune [Super] in the distance.
"Hehehe… I'm gonna do something bad! I'm gonna humiliate you real hard!"
God of Misfortune [Super] accepted his challenge and raised her slender hand.
"See this fist? It's got enough misfortune packed into it to be like a sandbag-sized punch. Any blast of unlucky force it throws out—if it hits someone, something horribly unlucky will happen to them."
"Look over there."
The God of Misfortune [Super] pointed in a certain direction.
Following where she pointed, irrational Tang Han saw a freshman trainer with an afro passing by.
Earlier, Hiroshima Baozha had been making Little Nankai continue training, but then the sudden rain had forced them to stop. He sent Little Nankai back to the dorms to shower, while he himself ran toward the school building to take shelter.
The God of Misfortune [Super] pointed at Hiroshima Baozha and said to Tang Han, "Watch carefully!"
Boom!
She threw a punch at Hiroshima Baozha.
The misfortune energy entered his body, and Baozha suddenly shivered.
"Brr—why do I suddenly feel cold?"
In the very next second, an unknown horse girl came charging straight toward him.
"Sorry! Emergency! Move!"
She was running as fast as she could along the road, trying her best not to crash into anyone, but the heavy rain obscured her vision and made the road ahead impossible to see clearly.
And poor Hiroshima Baozha just happened to be standing right in her path.
By the time he realized what was happening, it was already too late.
"Bugh!"
The two collided, and the frail Hiroshima Baozha was sent flying. He spun two and a half times in midair before plunging headfirst into a trash can.
"Huh? Did I hit someone?"
The culprit horse girl looked left and right, seemingly unaware she had hit anybody.
"Whatever, I'd better hurry back. My trainer's still waiting for our alone time~"
And off she went in a rush.
The God of Misfortune smiled in satisfaction.
"Hahahaha! See how amazing I am now? That was just one casual punch, and it was enough to smash someone flat. So tell me—are you scared yet?"
Irrational Tang Han trembled. "Scared."
"Hahahaha! I knew you wouldn't be!"
God of Misfortune [Super] nodded at him approvingly.
She decided that when irrational Tang Han said he was scared, he must have been mocking her. In reality, he wasn't afraid at all.
So, in order to truly defeat Tang Han, she decided to use a more ruthless move.
"I know what you fear most is getting horse-girl-jumped. Especially by Tokai Teio…"
"So I coded every single one of my punches specifically for you. If the target they hit is you, then the bad luck you suffer will take only one form!"
"That form is: getting thoroughly horse-jumped!"
"One punch: jumped by a random horse girl. Two punches: jumped by Tokai Teio. A few more punches, and the rest of your life will be spent in a basement!"
"Cheap shot!"
The God of Misfortune [Super] had no sense of fair play. Before irrational Tang Han could react, she struck.
But facing that sudden blow, irrational Tang Han merely shifted his body slightly and dodged it.
"Oh? You dodged? Then what about the second punch?"
This time, irrational Tang Han just twisted his waist a bit—and dodged again.
"Third punch! Fourth punch!"
"MUDA MUDA MUDA—!"
A storm of fists made from misfortune energy rained down on Tang Han, but irrational Tang Han continued to evade them all by the narrowest margins. He looked as though he were about to be hit every time, yet not a single strike touched him.
"T-This makes no sense!"
The God of Misfortune [Super] cried out in shock.
Wasn't Tang Han supposed to have gotten drunk and devolved into a mindless fool?
Then how was he somehow dodging every single one of her attacks at exactly the right moment?
"Masaka…!"
A thought flashed through her mind.
"Could this be… Chinese martial arts? Drunken Fist?!"
Watching irrational Tang Han sway and stagger like he was about to topple over at any second, yet somehow never actually fall, she became certain.
Tang Han knew Drunken Fist!
"Hmph. As expected of the rival I acknowledged! To think you've mastered such a powerful technique!"
Her respect for Tang Han rose another level.
Still, one question troubled her: why hadn't Luck told her that Tang Han could use Drunken Fist? Why had Luck deliberately waited until Tang Han was drunk before having her fight him?
"Uh… I guess Luck probably didn't know either."
That was the only explanation she could come up with.
The current situation was:
God of Misfortune [Super] couldn't hit irrational Tang Han, and Tang Han had no power capable of dispelling the God of Misfortune.
It seemed the battle had reached a stalemate.
However…
"My most respected rival~"
The God of Misfortune [Super] spoke in an unusually serious tone.
"Before, you said I didn't understand the power of comrades. I admitted that—you were right. Back then, I really didn't."
"But now, I have a comrade. Guess who it is?"
"Who?"
Seeing irrational Tang Han's confused expression, the God of Misfortune curled her lips into a grin.
"It's the one controlling your Doctor's Coat—your so-called system. Luck!"
Pointing at the sweet-looking phantom woman hovering around Tang Han, the God of Misfortune [Super] shouted:
"Quick, Luck! Take away his Doctor's Coat! Then he'll get jumped by a whole crowd of horse girls, and you'll finally get the entertainment you've been waiting for!"
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