Aqua closed the door behind her and stood there without saying a word.
The situation seemed to overwhelm her so much that she couldn't even look at me in the eyes.
To dispel the awkward silence that had taken over the room, I decided to speak up and break the ice. Besides, I was a little nervous myself about what was about to happen.
"Hmm… You sure took your time, huh?"
Aqua finally looked toward the bed, as if she had just noticed I was there.
"It wasn't easy, you know? I couldn't just disappear without a word. Had to tell my companions I had something important to take care of… something related to paying off my debt. I said if they wanted to head back without me, it was fine." Aqua walked deeper into the room, the wooden floor creaking under the heels of her long blue boots. "Also—" she paused briefly, "—I had to make sure no one noticed I was coming here. That's why I waited a bit."
"Why? I already told you, it's not like we're doing anything bad. Or what? Don't tell me you have a boyfriend or something. Maybe that guy in the green cloak who was watching us from the table with the other two girls?"
At my sudden question, the goddess looked at me in astonishment before letting out an arrogant little laugh.
"You mean Kazuma? Puuukusukusu! Oh please, don't make me laugh. First of all, I'm a goddess. As such, I'm not interested in mundane things like relationships or sex. And second, even if—by some one-in-a-million chance—I hit my head and decided to take an interest in a human, I assure you it wouldn't be Kazuma. After you, that NEET is the most useless person I've ever met."
Judging by what the goddess herself had told me, I'd say it was the other way around. But I decided not to comment. After all, that wasn't why we were here.
I stood up from the bed and positioned myself right in front of her. Aqua startled. The arrogance she had shown just moments ago vanished completely.
"I think it's time for us to we get started, wouldn't you agree?"
"D-Do you really intend to make me do this? In the end you really are just a pervert."
"Excuse me, but I don't remember forcing you into anything. In fact, you were the one who suggested this. Or have you gotten cold feet?"
"Of course not! Who do you take me for? It's just that… doing something like this… for someone like me who is completely unfamiliar with these kinds of… activities…"
Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, you self-proclaimed goddess with zero sexual desire. The way she was trembling and breathing faster made it painfully obvious she was nervous as hell.
So I decided to take the initiative.
I placed my hands on Aqua's waist and gently pulled her toward me, letting her breasts softly press against my chest.
"W-What are you—?"
Our eyes met, and I noticed how red her face had become.
Was it embarrassment or the beer? The strong smell of alcohol coming from her mouth was pretty noticeable, though it didn't bother me.
Emboldened by the moment, I slowly leaned my head forward, my gaze fixed on those delicate, elegant lips.
However, when I was just millimeters away, Aqua turned her face to the side and placed two slender fingers over my mouth, stopping me.
"May I ask what you think you're doing?" she demanded.
"What does it look like I'm doing?"
"I don't remember giving you permission to kiss me."
My lips curved into a sly smile.
"Well, in that case—" I glanced down toward my crotch.
"Ugh!"
"So?"
"I know, I know!"
The goddess's hands slid down to the zipper of my pants. She let out a small gasp the moment her fingers made contact with my erection. By then it was so hard that it was clearly noticeable even through the fabric.
"Ah—!"
"What's wrong? If you want to back out, now's the time," I said in a teasing tone.
"As if a goddess could be impressed by something so insignificant!" she declared proudly. A moment later, I heard the unmistakable sound of a zipper being pulled down.
A light shiver ran through me, followed by a wave of pleasure as Aqua's fingers wrapped around my cock.
She began stroking it with a surprising gentleness, moving her hand up and down.
"Not bad for someone who claims to be above human pleasures," I said, letting out a soft groan. "I'd even go so far as to say this isn't your first time doing this."
"Shut up. I'll show you right now what a goddess is capable of when she gets serious," Aqua shot back, holding my gaze while her hand continued stroking me, now with a bit more speed.
"Let's see how long you can last against my divine technique!"
"Looks like you're really getting into—"
"What?"
The warmth of her hand combined with those steady, rhythmic movements while she stared at me defiantly felt overwhelmingly good.
Still, I was nowhere near my limit.
"The way you're jerking me off… I'd say you're enjoying this."
"D-Don't be ridiculous! I'm doing it like this because I want to end this humiliation as quickly as possible."
For a moment Aqua broke eye contact and looked down. Her eyes widened slightly.
"Look how big it got," she observed. "Well, I suppose that's to be expected! After all, this thing has probably only ever known your right hand until now, right? Kusukusu!"
Her hand didn't stop its rhythmic, frantic movements as pleasure began to surge through me.
"Still not there? I don't have all night, you know! Come on! Why don't you just surrender to the irresistible charms of this goddess?" she demanded.
Judging by the intensity of her gaze and the way she was biting her lower lip, I'd say this self-proclaimed goddess was taking her part of the deal more seriously than she wanted to admit.
Fine. If that's how we were playing, I'd get serious too.
My hands flew to her chest and, with swift, skillful movements, I began unbuttoning her blue vest.
One button.
Then another.
"Hey! What do you think you're—? Ah!"
After undoing the second button, her vest opened enough for me to slide my hand inside and cup one of her breasts.
It was so soft and delicate it felt like it might slip through my fingers.
To my surprise, Aqua didn't pull my hand away. In fact, she kept stroking my cock, now with even more vigor.
"N-No… this… you can't…"
Having come this far, I grabbed both sides of her vest and yanked it open. Her soft, creamy breasts spilled into my hands.
I began playing with them, gently squeezing while she looked at me, still biting her lip, her face completely flushed.
"Ah…! W-What are you doing? S-Stop it right—AH! ♥"
"It's not fair that I'm the only one having fun, don't you think?"
"Didn't you hear me?" the goddess protested, making a huge effort to hide the blush in her voice and failing miserably. "I already told you this kind of thing doesn't do anything for me…"
"Are you completely sure?" My voice sounded more like mockery than a question.
She nodded.
"AH—! ♥"
The moment I started playing with her nipples—first rubbing them in circles with my fingers, then taking them into my mouth and sucking—Aqua's pleasure-filled moans became uncontrollable.
Before I knew it, the roles had completely reversed.
Aqua had let go of my cock (which was now harder than ever), and now I was the one pleasuring her.
"Are you still going to insist you don't feel anything?" I asked, a wet nipple right in front of my mouth. "I'd say you have a very sensitive body."
"Those moans… those reactions… they're just defense mechanisms to… to repel any external stimuli—aaaaah ♥"
Defense mechanisms? Did she really think I was an idiot?
I continued sucking and licking her breasts until my eyes returned to her lips. They kept calling to me. My desire to kiss her was becoming unbearable. The more I looked at them, the harder I got.
Although she had refused my kiss the first time, I figured the situation had taken a turn neither of us had expected.
So, without overthinking it, I took her by those adorable cheeks and pressed my lips to hers.
They were wet and smelled strongly of alcohol.
Almost reflexively, Aqua's hands rose and pressed against my chest, as if trying to push me away, though she wasn't using enough strength to actually do it.
On the contrary. As I continued savoring those enchanting lips, they slowly began to welcome me, parting more and more until I could slip my tongue inside.
"Mmm…"
In one quick move, my hands slid behind her waist, lifting her miniskirt and finally reaching her ass.
If the quality of her breasts already far surpassed that of an average woman (and I'm not necessarily talking about size), then her ass was on a completely different level.
The soft skin seemed to melt between my fingers, which couldn't fully grasp the curved surface of her firm, round buttocks.
Just as I was beginning to satisfy my lust with this goddess's ass, I felt her hand grab my arm in a desperate attempt to pull it away.
A final act of resistance against her own body, which was slowly betraying her.
Doubling down, I simply took her hand and placed it back on my cock, which by now was so hard it was pressed firmly against Aqua's stomach. Like a spear.
Our lips, which had been connected until then, parted violently when I broke the kiss. A thin string of saliva hung between our mouths.
"As much as you seem to like my kisses, don't forget you still have an important job to do," I told her.
At those words, Aqua's face turned even redder—if that was possible.
"W-What? What are you talking about, you idiot? Who likes your stupid kisses? M-My body is only reacting on instinct… it's not like I enjoy it or anything, got it?"
Using that ridiculous excuse, Aqua began stroking my cock again while we continued kissing.
The goddess's warm, slender fingers wrapped firmly around my shaft, and her hand moved up and down without stopping. Until finally I couldn't hold back anymore and my seed shot out in thick spurts from the tip.
I let out a deep sigh of pleasure. When I looked down, I noticed a thick, whitish, semi-transparent stain on Aqua's blue vest.
Even her face had gotten a little splashed.
"Buaaaaah! I can't believe it! How could you make a goddess do something so disgusting with your… with your… thing! And look what you've done to me! Now I'm all defiled because of you!"
"And this is coming from the one who wouldn't stop moaning while I played with her tits. Not to mention your kisses, of course," I said, licking my upper lip as I remembered the wet nectar of her mouth.
A moment later I was already kissing her again.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing?" she demanded, pushing me back with her hand. Her vest was still open, giving me a perfect view of her firm breasts.
"What? Are you saying you're satisfied with just that?"
"I already told you I don't—"
"Yeah, yeah, I heard you the first time. That you're not attracted or excited by this kind of thing. However, it seemed to me like you were having a wonderful time."
"That's not true!"
I looked her up and down, and unable to resist, I grabbed her by the waist and crashed my lips against hers.
"Mmm!"
To my surprise, she didn't reject my advance. Instead, she wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed me back fully.
"D-Don't think—" she said between kisses, each one producing a wet smack as our lips parted and met again, "—that this means anything or that I'm enjoying it… my body… mechanism… Mmm—" Aqua mumbled between kisses while I held her tighter and groped her beautiful ass.
At one point I lifted her completely off the ground (holding her by those firm, round buttocks) and sat her on the desk beside the bed.
"EEEH!?"
"You're going to love this," I whispered, sliding my hands along the soft surface of her thighs.
Then I gently spread her legs apart and brought my hand to her crotch.
True to her title, the Goddess of Water was soaking wet.
What surprised me most, though, was that she wasn't wearing any panties.
Anyway. With two fingers I gently traced the surface of her pussy.
Just from that, she closed her eyes, tilted her head back, and let out a soft moan that was music to my ears.
"Aaaaaah…"
Feeling that I was slowly taming this arrogant goddess, I spread the lips with my fingers and slid them inside. She immediately gripped my shoulders tightly.
"Ngh…. Ah…. Ah…!"
"I really don't understand why it's so hard for you to admit you're enjoying this, even though you're a goddess."
"Don't be stupid… How could I possibly enjoy something like th—AH! ♥"
I continued exploring inside her, pumping my two fingers in and out, over and over.
"Now that I think about it, it's funny that you call me a pervert when you're the one walking around without panties."
"Don't be stupid… I don't wear panties precisely to keep perverted NEETs like you from seeing them…"
Huh? That made no sense. Was she messing with me, or did she really not realize how stupid that sounded?
Whatever.
Aqua's delicate fingers dug even harder into my shoulders, and her legs wrapped around my waist as I finally made her cum.
For a few moments her whole body trembled with pleasure.
"Well? You can say whatever you want, but your goddess body definitely doesn't lie."
"Fine… I'll say it… I'll say it just once," the goddess panted, her breathing ragged. "I came, okay? I came even though I'm a goddess… Are you happy now, you perverted idiot?"
"Actually, yes. Besides, if we're going to be party members, it's best if we're honest with each other, don't you think?"
After saying that, I brought my hand (still soaked with Aqua's juices) to my mouth and licked the remnants off my fingers.
The mere thought of tasting this shameless goddess's delicious pussy juices made my cock hard again.
However, when I ran my tongue over my fingertips, I got a strange surprise: what I had just licked was… water???
"What the hell…?"
"What, what?! If you're going to say something, just say it already!"
"This is… water."
"Of course it's water. What did you expect?"
"Huh?"
"I'm the Goddess of Water."
"I still don't get it."
"Any liquid I touch turns into water instantly," Aqua explained. "I thought I already told you. Weren't you listening?"
Now that she mentioned it, I vaguely remembered her saying something similar downstairs when we were drinking beer.
That she could turn anything she touched into water.
Still, the fact that even her bodily fluids turned into water the moment they left her body was, at the very least, weird.
Anyway. I swallowed a bit of saliva and gathered the courage to say what came next.
"Aqua."
"Huh?" She tilted her head slightly and opened her eyes a little wider.
"Let's do it."
"W-What? You're not suggesting what I think you're suggesting, are you, you perverted hikikomori?"
"Let's fuck," I said, grabbing her waist possessively.
"W-What!? Have you lost your mind!?"
"You want it too."
"That's not… I mean… sex isn't…" Suddenly Aqua had become so nervous she couldn't even look me in the eyes.
Without saying anything, I grabbed her open blue vest and slid it down her arms until it fell to the floor.
"Hey!" she complained, though she didn't seem to mind much since she didn't even try to stop me.
"You want it too," I insisted, now with both hands on her breasts. "Just look at how hard and pointed your nipples have gotten—"
"Ngggh ♥! …That's not… true…"
"Honestly, I was going to say you wanted it as much as I did, but I think I was wrong."
As I spoke, I playfully squeezed her breasts.
"Yeah. Actually, I think you're way hornier than I am. You perverted goddess."
"Ha! As if a goddess like me would get like this over a mere mortal. Besides, it's not like you're—"
No matter how obvious it was, this proud goddess was going to keep denying it until the end, so continuing the conversation was a complete waste of time.
I leaned in and pressed my lips to hers. As expected, they offered no resistance at all.
Wrapping my arms around Aqua, I moved forward, making her take a few steps back (our lips still connected) until we reached the edge of the bed.
"Kyaa!"
Aqua let out a gasp and fell backward onto the mattress.
I placed one knee on the white sheets, took her right leg and began removing her boot before tossing it aside. Then I did the same with the left one.
Next, I slid off her miniskirt, which glided seductively down her round, juicy thighs.
Throughout all this, Aqua watched me from the bed, blushing, but also with clear anticipation.
So I started undressing too.
I pulled out my cock (already rock hard) and began rubbing it against her clit. Almost immediately, she started letting out shy moans.
"It's amazing how wet you are and I haven't even put it in yet. You've really been looking forward to this, huh?"
"Shut up. If you're going to do it, just do it already."
"I will. You don't need to tell me twice."
My desire to fuck her was uncontrollable.
I positioned Aqua's legs over my shoulders. She was still wearing those long white stockings that reached above her knees (I had thought about removing them too, but decided against it—they made her look sexier than she already was).
I aligned my cock and finally pushed it inside her wet pussy.
As I did, I felt Aqua's body tense up and her delicate nails dig into my shoulders.
"Nghhh!"
She was tight and warm, making the sensation even more pleasurable.
Since she wasn't human, I had no idea how much sexual experience Aqua actually had.
I didn't know if what she had said about not being interested in "mundane human matters" was true or if she had only said it to annoy me. So I decided it was best to start slowly and give her time to get used to this (supposedly) unfamiliar experience. After all, while I wanted to enjoy myself with her, I also wanted Aqua to enjoy it as much as possible.
As my body picked up rhythm with each thrust, I felt Aqua gripping me tighter while releasing sweet moans of pleasure.
While we fucked, my eyes inevitably met her blue ones.
"Your body feels incredibly good," I told her.
"I don't… know what you're talking about. Just… just finish already, okay?"
Aqua was more flushed than ever and spoke between gasps, her words becoming more difficult as my thrusts grew stronger.
Taking advantage of how close she was, I kissed her again.
The feeling of having her lips against mine, exploring every corner of her mouth with my tongue while I was buried inside her, was so overwhelming that if Aqua hadn't already made me cum with her hands earlier, I probably would have passed out from the sheer pleasure.
The goddess's sweet, wet lips (still smelling of alcohol) not only welcomed me openly, but now our tongues seemed to be battling for dominance.
"Your lips feel as good as the rest of your body," I said, breathing somewhat raggedly. On Aqua's side, her eyes were glazed with ecstasy and a thin trail of saliva dripped from the corner of her mouth. "I could honestly kiss them all day. And I don't even like beer that much."
"O-Of course they feel good… you jerk… I'm a goddess… What did you expect? Don't even think of comparing me to any woman you knew in your world, that would be ridiculous… Aaaah! ♥"
Watching Aqua try to maintain her usual arrogant tone while struggling to hold back her moans was so pleasurable and oddly endearing that I couldn't help but start fucking her harder.
"Ah! AaaAh! Ah…! Aaaaah! ♥"
Her legs wrapped tightly around my waist, pulling me even deeper.
By now the only sounds in the room were Aqua's increasingly loud and uncontrolled moans and the rhythmic creaking of the bed slamming against the wall with every thrust.
I was getting closer and closer to the edge, especially feeling Aqua's feet pressed firmly against my back. It was as if she was trying to suck me in with her glorious godly pussy.
And she still claimed it didn't do anything for her. What a terrible liar she turned to be!
Still buried inside her, I grabbed Aqua by the waist, lifted her up, and sat her on my lap. She startled a little at the sudden movement, but otherwise didn't seem to mind.
I held her by the waist to guide her movements, but to my surprise, she was the one moving her hips on her own.
PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP!
The sound of her plump ass slapping against my crotch echoed throughout the room.
"AH! AAAH! AAAAAH! ♥"
"Having way too much fun to bother hiding your moans, huh? I'll take that as a complim—Mnnghhh!"
I couldn't finish the sentence because Aqua had wrapped her arms around my neck and pulled me against her large breasts.
From this position it was even easier to reach her womb. I kept pounding against it every time her shameless, curvaceous ass slammed down vigorously.
¡PLAP! ¡PLAP! ¡PLAP! ¡PLAP!
I had lost track of time long ago, but I figured the people downstairs were still drinking and chatting happily, enjoying the night.
A part of me was grateful for that. Otherwise, there was no way they wouldn't hear this woman's unrestrained screams. And by now, it seemed she no longer cared if anyone—including her own companions—could hear her.
Finally, the goddess's body twisted in satisfaction and her pussy clenched even tighter around my cock the exact moment I brought her to orgasm.
I, who had one of Aqua's breasts in my mouth until then, released it with a wet sound and pressed my lips to hers again (I had practically become addicted to them) as I released every last drop of my cum inside her.
I lay back on the bed and Aqua immediately collapsed on top of me, resting her head on my shoulder.
I lifted myself slightly to look at her better. She was breathing heavily, her body covered in sweat. Though now that I looked closer, it seemed more like… water?
Again?
Still, while her face showed clear exhaustion, the sparkle in her blue eyes mixed with the blush on her cheeks also revealed a certain degree of satisfaction.
The room was filled with the heat of our bodies, so opening the window might be a good idea.
But that could wait. For now, I pulled Aqua closer as she slowly caught her breath and said:
"Did you have fun, you shameless pantyless goddess?"
She puffed out her cheeks and turned her body to the other side, avoiding my gaze.
"Would you kindly shut up for a bit? I'm really tired and my whole body hurts thanks to a certain hikiNEET who just defiled me," Aqua said in an irritated tone. However, since I could only see her back, it was hard to tell how angry she really was.
"And could you not say it in a way that sounds so awful? Thanks."
"You'd better help me pay off my debts."
"I already said I would."
Had I really said that? With everything we had just done, if I was being honest, I had completely forgotten about the quests and Aqua's debt. Demon King? Saving the world? What was that about again?
"I wonder if Kazuma and the others are still downstairs."
"I somehow doubt it," I said, though it sounded like she was talking to herself. "Anyway, you don't have to worry. After all, I rented the room for the whole night."
I extended my arm and wrapped it around her waist. Her skin warm and soaked.
"You perverted jerk…," she murmured.
And that was how my lewd adventures in this ridiculous world began—together with this self-proclaimed goddess.