That's what I said when I woke up, or at least what I tried to say. The reason why is because standing above me was a giant ass humanoid RAT, that is probably on Crack missing one of its glossy yellow eyes. Leaving only a black hole of brown fur, staring at me and of course it also has a giant ass pink tail that porn stars would be jealous of what the fuck is that mother fucker picking me up!? Nigga, what the fuck. Its hands feel so fucking weird what the fuck!!!!!
(30 minutes later)
Hello, there reader. My name is Raphael. Yes that was my name even before I was reincarnated as a mother fucking turtle!! Sorry for my language but as I was saying. It is rather ironic, since I have been watching TMNT since I was 5 years old, and I always loved the shows and movies, but I would have never chosen to be reincarnated into the show, like I would take one piece over TMNT. Like depending on the show I could be fighting for the multiverse. Plus to make matters worse I am one of the turtles. Since I as a man have needs, wants, and likes this sucks for example…I want all the ladies!! I want more ladies than Grand Seraglio who had more than 400 bitchs.
I probably can't get any of the good ones as a turtle, maybe one street whore or more, but I can't pick up anyone like prime Megan fox now!! Why God, why!!!! What did I do!!
I try to cry out into the world, but I couldn't since apparently whatever one of the turtles I was reincarnated into still has its own body and consciousness making me its equivalent of a subconscious. Like I can feel his emotions, and his little baby thoughts but i cant control him or even try talking to him.. Hhhhmm, that makes me wonder which one of the brothers I am inside of....Nope, nope, nope, nope, mother fucker, how can I make that not sound wrong? Mother fucker!!!! Shit!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
(7 minutes later)
Sorry about that, readers. I am really struggling to control my mind. I have some mental problems from my past life and from dying and reincarnating in one of the future Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles' bodies it is traumatizing!
So yeah, that's me now lol. That is when Master Splinter picks me up from a brown cloth and says, " My son, your name is Ralpael. After that he sets me down slowly on a brown wet cloth that smells like sewage and mold right next to my new brothers, all who seemed to have light to medium green skin tones compared to my dark green tone and I seem to be a lot bigger than my brothers.
Then involuntarily, my head starts to shift to the left letting me see the one right next to me being picked up by master splinter. It was a very light green in color, some of its skin even seemed white and its head was kind of long. Then after about 10 seconds the master splinter said my son, your name is Donatello. A few seconds later some things end up happening
1. Master Splinter picked up a very small average green colored turtle and tried to say his name but could not due to the small turtle crying.
2. I felt a protective surge of emotions followed by a blistering white hot rage that coursed through my being. They were Raphs emotions and they were affecting me to the point where I started to feel more connected to the body and Raph.
3. WE started to stand up together and it felt good the best way to explain it is like I was kuruma and Ralpael was Naruto and then it happened…We charged at Master splinter or at least we tried since it was more like a slow trembling walk but after 4 seconds of moving we tripped on Donnie's foot and we start to fall down into the Sewage water.
As we fall we see master splinter putting down are brother and quickly catch us before we land in the disgusting liquid. Then I started feeling the connection weaken as Raph started to calm down until the connection was back to normal. As he puts Raph down again he picks up the small one again as he says my youngest son Michelangelo.
Huu were is leo I say deep inside the subconscious of Raphael but I quick recalled this statement as splinter picked up a turtle a bit smaller than me and was a celadon color of green and then he said it is time to go young ones as he then picked up me and the other 2 with leo.
Splinter then wrapped us all up in the brown cloth and walked away with us in his hands.
END OF CHAPTER AND REMEMBER I WILL TRY TO KEEP IT ONE CHAPTER A WEEK
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!!!